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Funny story: Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

BRILLIANT, Ohio - In front of a hometown live television audience, Illusionist/Contortionist, Mr. Winston Brevity, in a stellar reality performance, managed to contort himself into a pretzel and then disappear up his own butt. As advertised in th...
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Funny story: Dying Contortionist Actually Kisses His Ass Goodbye

Dying Contortionist Actually Kisses His Ass Goodbye

For more than 40 years, Gideon Sunderfirk plied his trade as a circus contortionist, which made his recent death all the more memorable as he became the first human to ever kiss his own ass goodbye. "It was an extraordinary exit for an extraordi...
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Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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