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Funny story: Dying Contortionist Actually Kisses His Ass Goodbye

Dying Contortionist Actually Kisses His Ass Goodbye

For more than 40 years, Gideon Sunderfirk plied his trade as a circus contortionist, which made his recent death all the more memorable as he became the first human to ever kiss his own ass goodbye. "It was an extraordinary exit for an extraordi...
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