Showing:

Funny satire stories about Constitution

Try another search?

Area Man Doesn’t Know What Constitutional Is

Funny story: Area Man Doesn’t Know What Constitutional Is

After 40 years of taking his "daily constitutional," an area man is shocked to discover what a "constitutional" actually is. "I thought it meant taking a crap," said Phil Buttons, an area man who lives in the area. For 40 years, Buttons had proudl...

Read full story View 'Area Man Doesn’t Know What Constitutional Is'

Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again

Funny story: Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again

Read the Constitution? Why not write -or re-write- the Constitution? That's Donald J. Trump's new obsession: "fixing" the Constitution he believes is somehow broken. Trump's fascination with the document that has been the basis for Americ...

Read full story View 'Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again'

Trump wants to protect Articles 8 through 12, even though they don't exist

Funny story: Trump wants to protect Articles 8 through 12, even though they don't exist

Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump vows to protect all 12 Articles of the Constitution, should he be elected president. Although this news was welcome music to many Americans, most of those Americans appear to be une...

Read full story View 'Trump wants to protect Articles 8 through 12, even though they don't exist'

U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

Funny story: U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

WASHINGTON, D. C.--The Constitution was found dead last Thursday evening in a back alley, its bullet-ridden body soaked in blood. Suspiciously, article five of the Constitution, which begins, "The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall d...

Read full story View 'U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest'

Obama Disarms ISIS with His Trademark Smile

Funny story: Obama Disarms ISIS with His Trademark Smile

After decades of an expanding - and largely ineffective - "War on Terror," President Barack Obama recently succeeded in disarming the militant jihadist group ISIS using merely his trademark smile. Sources report that in a confidential meeting wit...

Read full story View 'Obama Disarms ISIS with His Trademark Smile'

Upholding constitutional rights proves an easy feat for one University

Funny story: Upholding constitutional rights proves an easy feat for one University

President Tonto recently upheld the constitutional protection for students to bear arms within the classroom and other public and private areas on the campus of Dumas State University. For weeks, students have staged sit-ins and demonstrations evoki...

Read full story View 'Upholding constitutional rights proves an easy feat for one University'

Controversial FEMA plan meets stiff constitutional resistance

(Washington, D.C.) Ahead of a blizzard expected to cripple the northeast, President Obama today signed a sweeping Executive Order that his critics say is a brazen attempt to consolidate more unfettered power into his hands. The President granted unpr...

Read full story View 'Controversial FEMA plan meets stiff constitutional resistance'

The Foundering Fathers, on Original Intent

Funny story: The Foundering Fathers, on Original Intent

"The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex." 19th Amendment to the Constitution, ratified, 1920 We hold these truths to be self evident-- That all men are created equally Except for political expediency Where slaves are three-fifths property. These truths we're told are quite self evident: Th...

Read full story View 'The Foundering Fathers, on Original Intent'

President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution

Funny story: President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution

In a bold move signaling his dedication to pushing through his agenda in his remaining time in office, President Obama's Press Secretary announced today the signing of a new Executive Order, dubbed "Governmental Reorganization to Provide Economic Inc...

Read full story View 'President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution'

Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

Funny story: Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

For the first time in U.S. history one single campaign donation has elected a new president, three years before the actual election! Super Republican wackjob Donald Trump, wrote the GOP a one billion dollar check and elected himself the next Pre...

Read full story View 'Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!'

Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!

Funny story: Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!

Jimbo "Spanks" Williams is angry. Spanks lives in a trailer directly across the road from Fort Campbell, KY. During a recent winter storm, several soldiers returning to base on a bus, broke down next to his trailer. The commanding officer, Major...

Read full story View 'Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!'

Kim Jong Un to Begin Using "Basketball Rules" to Govern North Korea

Funny story: Kim Jong Un to Begin Using "Basketball Rules" to Govern North Korea

Crazy and unpredictable dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un today announced that he had been studying the economics and history of his country and had reached an epiphany regarding the way North Korea has been governed. Instead of the doctrine o...

Read full story View 'Kim Jong Un to Begin Using "Basketball Rules" to Govern North Korea'

What's Old is New Again--the USS Constitution's Facelift

Yep, she needed it. That floating piece of--um--history started out as an abandoned, shrunken, weathered behemoth measuring an impressive three hundred and four feet from bowsprit to spanker. (Don't ask). There was a budget crunch in 1797, but...

Read full story View 'What's Old is New Again--the USS Constitution's Facelift'

U. S. Army adopts politically correct Approved Reading List

FORT MYER, VA - In an ongoing effort to promote nudism, the U. S. Army has forbidden a soldier from reading books by conservative authors while he is in uniform. Corporal (formerly Master Sergeant) Nathan Sommers, who has served "with honor but w...

Read full story View 'U. S. Army adopts politically correct Approved Reading List'

Famous Supreme Court Cases

Funny story: Famous Supreme Court Cases

The Supreme Court will hear arguments for two potentially-landmark cases for gay marriage this week. Here's a look back at some of the pivotal decisions the Court has rendered on in its history. 1857: Perhaps the most criticized ruling of all-time, the court holds in Dred Scott v. Sandford that people of African descent are not actually human beings. Oddly, no black people were even involved in...

Read full story View 'Famous Supreme Court Cases'

New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives

Funny story: New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives

New York - The heat is on the "stop and frisk" powers of the NYPD. Heavy political pressure has prompted Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly to develop alternatives to a procedure that allows police to detain and search anyone, at any time, withou...

Read full story View 'New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives'

Prime Minister reveals Plan for Constitutional Change

Funny story: Prime Minister reveals Plan for Constitutional Change

It was confirmed by the Prime Minister today that plans for a far-reaching constitutional change that will involve the introduction of a new convention, that mystic instrument usually used by British politicians to cover up any sort of injustice infl...

Read full story View 'Prime Minister reveals Plan for Constitutional Change'

Vivian's Way

Funny story: Vivian's Way

NEW YORK (AP) - NPR chief, Vivian Schiller, denied that there was anything "mafia-like" in her firing of news man, Juan Williams. "We run a legitimate business here at NPR." When asked why she was not prepared to meet Juan Williams in person w...

Read full story View 'Vivian's Way'

Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
56 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more