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Funny story:  Famous Supreme Court Cases

Famous Supreme Court Cases

The Supreme Court will hear arguments for two potentially-landmark cases for gay marriage this week. Here's a look back at some of the pivotal decisions the Court has rendered on in its history. 1857: Perhaps the most criticized ruling of all-time, the court holds in Dred Scott v. Sandford that people of African descent are not actually human beings. Oddly, no black people were even involved in...
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Funny story:  New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives

New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives

New York - The heat is on the "stop and frisk" powers of the NYPD. Heavy political pressure has prompted Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly to develop alternatives to a procedure that allows police to detain and search anyone, at any time, withou...
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Funny story:  Prime Minister reveals Plan for Constitutional Change

Prime Minister reveals Plan for Constitutional Change

It was confirmed by the Prime Minister today that plans for a far-reaching constitutional change that will involve the introduction of a new convention, that mystic instrument usually used by British politicians to cover up any sort of injustice infl...
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Funny story:  Vivian's Way

Vivian's Way

NEW YORK (AP) - NPR chief, Vivian Schiller, denied that there was anything "mafia-like" in her firing of news man, Juan Williams. "We run a legitimate business here at NPR." When asked why she was not prepared to meet Juan Williams in person w...
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Funny story:  American Political Candidates Continue to Misquote the Constitution

American Political Candidates Continue to Misquote the Constitution

Wielded as a sword of honesty, truth and used as the foundational document to support a political platform of "change", the U.S. Constitution is routinely misquoted and misrepresented by the same candidates asking for your votes this November. Reg...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama Wants to Replace U.S. Constitution with PRO-stitution

Barack Obama Wants to Replace U.S. Constitution with PRO-stitution

President Barack Obama today announced a new initiative to replace the United States Constitution, now in place for some 225 years, with a new type of document, which he referred to as a PRO-stitution. This news sent most news reporters off looking f...
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Funny story:  GOP Considers Ban on Islam

GOP Considers Ban on Islam

On Thursday, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) became the highest ranking Republican to offer support to a proposed law banning the peaceful practice of Islam in the United States. The controversial measure originally proposed by Lindsey Graham, Republican S...
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Funny story:  Fabulous Food Served at Patriots Reconstitution Picnic

Fabulous Food Served at Patriots Reconstitution Picnic

Klansing, MI - Patriots from all over the Klansing, Michigan area descended on Pikers Park Sunday for a picnic and rally. The air was overpowered with the smell of good old-fashioned home-cooked food that permeated the park. The theme of the gathe...
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Funny story:  US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

Devout Athiest and known feminazi Judge Barbara Crabby has declared that Prayer Day is unconstitutional since it violates the Constitution's instruction of separation of Church and State. Prayer Day has been recognized on the first Thursday of Ma...
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Funny story:  Obama Says He Won't Rule out Reconciliation in Order to Join EU in Place of Greece!

Obama Says He Won't Rule out Reconciliation in Order to Join EU in Place of Greece!

Flush from his impending victory on Obamacare where Lieutenants Pelosi & Reid subverted the US Constitution, the President now says joining the EU will enable him to accomplish the rest of his shocking goals for the country he detests. In a fa...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court Rules Constitution Unconstitutional

Supreme Court Rules Constitution Unconstitutional

Washington, DC: What began as a commemorative event honoring the new exhibition of an original copy of the United States Constitution at the new Capitol Visitors' Center, quickly escalated to an impromptu ruling by the Supreme Court that the Constitu...
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Funny story:  New election process in Cuba

New election process in Cuba

December 16, 9009- Ernesto Sanchez the president of Cuba announced in a lengthy speech that his country was going to change the election process in Cuba to meet the demands of the future. In the old democratic system from earths primitive past, pe...
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Funny story:  Isla Fisher's Topless Coffee Shop Approved After Rousing Debate

Isla Fisher's Topless Coffee Shop Approved After Rousing Debate

VASSALBORO, Maine -- The issue started when Isla Fisher a successful businesswoman opened a topless coffee shop in Maine. The coffee shop named, "The Grand View", opened in Vassalboro, Maine. Fisher argues her business is protected by the constitu...
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Funny story:  White House Releases Requirements for High Court

White House Releases Requirements for High Court

Washington, D.C. With Supreme Court Justice Souter's upcoming retirement, a High Court vacancy arises, and President Barack Obama faces the task of nominating a successor. In keeping with the President's promise of change and allowing citizens mor...
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Funny story:  Cats to the White House

Cats to the White House

Washington, D.C. Real change is coming to the White House, an executive spokesman says. The newly acquired dog will be ditched for four kittens. These will be named Paris, Hilton, Britney, and Spears. President Obama was made aware that the previo...
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Funny story:  Obama Channels Lincoln to Use Implied Powers

Obama Channels Lincoln to Use Implied Powers

During the American Civil War (1861 to 1865), United States President Abraham Lincoln often referred to or used his "implied powers" to get things done and hold the union together. New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, on the 200th anniv...
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Funny story:  Constitution Set to Explode July 4th, 2009

Constitution Set to Explode July 4th, 2009

Texas (AP)- In what has been described as an upcoming Constitutional explosion, 49 states will secede from the Union effective July 4th, 2009. Talk of secession has been bantered about on Capitol Hill for the past several months when the republicans...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court: Second Amendment Rights Apply Only to Child Rapists

Supreme Court: Second Amendment Rights Apply Only to Child Rapists

In a decision that legal experts have referred to as "colossally confusing" and "precedent-setting in its dumbness," the U.S. Supreme Court found, in a 5-4 ruling, that the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution only applies to...
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