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Funny story:  Why are there more female doctors than male?

Why are there more female doctors than male?

Recent polls show that females now outnumber males 65:35 in the Medical profession. The general consensus has been that as the education system has become more modular, GCSEs and A levels have been better tailored for females to succeed by doing away with the last minute cramming and pressure of all or nothing exams that boys tend to favour. They score better grades than their male counterparts...
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Funny story:  Scientists develop contagious man sterilizing microbe

Scientists develop contagious man sterilizing microbe

Berlin - A secret lab here has leaked through our source, technician Splay Hindus, that a contagious microbe has been developed that renders men sterile in two days time, irreversibly. The microbe, according to Hindus, produces a gene modificatio...
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Funny story:  Scottish Cup Loss Proves Final Straw For Lennon

Scottish Cup Loss Proves Final Straw For Lennon

Celtic boss, Neil Lennon, launched an astonishing attack on Scotlands referees yesterday evening after his team was dumped out of the Scottish cup. The tipping point appears to have been the controversial penalty awarded to their semi-final oppone...
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Funny story:  CIA Uses Conspiracy Theories as a Smokescreen

CIA Uses Conspiracy Theories as a Smokescreen

Yesterday an informer inside the agency claimed that the CIA created conspiracy theories to hide a shocking truth. The informer, who calls himself Fax Milder, says these theories are red herrings designed to avert mass panic. What the CIA want to...
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Funny story:  RNC  Wagged Wasserman

RNC Wagged Wasserman

NewsMax has just revealed that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, current Chairman of Democratic National Committee, is actually a "double-agent" who was recruited for her position by members of the Republican National Committee (RNC). Wasserman fircely deni...
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Funny story:  Conspiracy Theorist Remains Unconvinced

Conspiracy Theorist Remains Unconvinced

Space skeptic Dwain Dufus still does not believe that man has landed on the moon. He also believes that Kennedy was assassinated by NASA because of his obsession with a moon landing before 1970. Of course he conceded that NASA's plan must have bee...
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Funny story:  Alien Babies Hatch from PIP Breast Implants

Alien Babies Hatch from PIP Breast Implants

MARY Bacon, a thirty eight year old ex-military officer, has been found to be mothering twin extra-terrestrial creatures in her loft at her home in Derbyshire. Not only this, but Mary claims that the twin aliens hatched from her newly enhanced breasts. This shocking revelation has brought a vast and, frankly, horrific conspiracy into the foreground. THE BEGINNING Mary received the PIP breast...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

WASHINGTON, DC - A Congressional aide claims to know the "secret" which Nancy Pelosi (D-California) keeps threatening to reveal. Unfortunately, revealing the "secret" could have the "unintended consequence" of making Newt Gingrich more popular with v...
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Funny story:  Win by Newt Gingrich Strikes Fear into Secret DC Guild

Win by Newt Gingrich Strikes Fear into Secret DC Guild

WASHINGTON, DC - For many years, the throne of power in the US Capitol City has been chosen by "The Establishment." In 1910, this secret guild was nameless and met on Jekyll Island for a "duck hunt" which led to the creation of the Federal Reserve Ba...
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Funny story:  Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

WASHINGTON, DC - Since George Soros "publicly" took ownership of the US Government in January 2009, organizations such as the Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and the Bilderberg group have practically flaunted their diabolical manipulation of human...
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Funny story:  Conservatives Harshly Critical of "No Congress" Debt Solution from Obama

Conservatives Harshly Critical of "No Congress" Debt Solution from Obama

WASHINGTON, DC - Political analysts are debating the President's power under the 14th Amendment Public Debt clause "for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." Can Obama permanently remove the GOP and Tea Part...
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Funny story:  NOAA whistleblower exposes global axis tilt

NOAA whistleblower exposes global axis tilt

(Seattle) A former employee of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) announced today that the reason Seattle's weather is getting hotter and wetter is due to an increase in the tilt of the Earth's axis. "This is not just limit...
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Funny story:  John Reid Resigns As Celtic Chairman

John Reid Resigns As Celtic Chairman

Dr John Reid has confirmed that he is to end his 4 year reign as chairman of Celtic FC. The former Labour minister will be succeeded by whisky magnate and fellow lifelong Hoops fan, Ian Bankier. Confirming that he will stand down at the club's...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

The US Government are under increasing pressure to publish the rumoured photographs of recently killed Al-Qaeda kingpin Osama Bin Laden, as suspicions grow over the true nature of his death. Molly Bridgend, 57, a local landlady, told us "we want e...
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Funny story:  Celtic Coach In Conspiracy Claims

Celtic Coach In Conspiracy Claims

Celtic coach Alan Thompson has been fined £600 and banned from driving for 16 months after being caught one and a half times over the limit last October. While the coach pleaded guilty, his lawyer Gerard Branqueville is appealing against the convi...
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Funny story:  Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

The increasingly boring question of whether or not there is conspiracy in Scottish football against Glasgow Celtic took on a sinister turn with the rumour that manager Neil Lennon is set to reveal some even more bizarre claims. Its understood that...
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Funny story:  Howard Stern News: Forensic Test Results on Fred Norris's Crusty Fungus Chair

Howard Stern News: Forensic Test Results on Fred Norris's Crusty Fungus Chair

The preliminary test results are in from the samples taken from Fred's crusty, disgusting, odoriferous chair. As we all saw in earlier threads, Fred's chair is a total mess, there was no surprise when it was discovered that hidden in one of the chann...
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Funny story:  The Terry Jones/Alamo Conspiracy

The Terry Jones/Alamo Conspiracy

Nine years ago to the day, a new publishing house was created. Alamo Publications opened their doors for the first time in New York. We all know the story of the fort in Texas, the Alamo, which is forever etched in American history. However, what is...
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SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
Black Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.

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