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Funny story: Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

It is now over a year since Britain voted to leave the EU, and as expected the government is making a complete pig's arse of the situation. Then again, one of Britain's biggest export industries (which is expected to do well after Brexit) is making e...
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Funny story: Gideon Strikes Back!

Gideon Strikes Back!

George Osborne has called Teresa may "a dead woman walking" after her election cock up. Unsurprisingly coming from the mouth of a man who we believe has been dead for some time and merely jumps his consciousness into recently deceased bodies. Look in...
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Funny story: The Huntsman Commeth

The Huntsman Commeth

The election has happened and the predicted destruction of Labour at the polls didn't happen. Which along with our all clear STI test last week was the best news we've had all year. Jeremy Corbyn looks more like a leader than ever and May will now tr...
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Funny story: Dr Delight on the GP election lowdown

Dr Delight on the GP election lowdown

More than likely the Tories will win the election but that's OK as long as they fulfil their promises. We want to see the work houses brought back, the vote taken away from anyone earning less the £80K and the entire Empire absorbed into our Union Ja...
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Funny story: General Election Watch

General Election Watch

In the run up to the General Election the media have moved away from trying to see if Jeremy Corbyn has eaten a baby and actually asked a question or two about the Conservatives "Social Care Plan". Back and to the Left news investigates. Well we'r...
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Funny story: Conservative party abandons "strange and stabby" label

Conservative party abandons "strange and stabby" label

For weeks, Theresa May has been promising that the Tory party is the only party that is "strange and stabby" enough to lead the country. But now, with the release of the party manifesto, all that is set to change, and they have a new slogan. "Fuck...
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Funny story: Political correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"

Political correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"

A survey among conservative bloggers has found that a majority of them believe political correctness is currently the greatest threat to humanity, ahead of terrorism, climate change, poverty, or a giant asteroid strike. Right wing website owner Pe...
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Funny story: NHS Bless This Mess

NHS Bless This Mess

The PM, Teresa May, emerged from her fortress of darkness to press upon the huddled masses that the NHS was not on the verge of a humanitarian crisis. The sky cracked with lightning and thunder rolled through the scene creating a atmosphere of malevo...
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Funny story: Tory Slogan Shock

Tory Slogan Shock

The Tory Conference slogan suggesting that the Tories are working for a country that 'Works for Everyone' has been adapted for different audiences in the UK. In more affluent areas the adaptation includes after the words 'Works for Everyone who ha...
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Funny story: Tories to accept refugees if they "went to a good school"

Tories to accept refugees if they "went to a good school"

The UK Prime Minister David Cameron has said that he will agree to accept 3,000 young refugees into the country, but only on the condition that they are "not oiks". In a speech to the Conservative party he said that it was always regrettable when...
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Funny story: Tories Have Next Election Slogan

Tories Have Next Election Slogan

The Tories are planning ahead for the next election. They think the EU referendum could make life pretty difficult and feel sure they can beat Corbyn any day. This slogan is a winner and has already had a trial run although it is having some probl...
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Funny story: Tory leader tells the truth

Tory leader tells the truth

In a remarkable turnaround in party policy, David Cameron, Conservative head and Prime Minister, has pledged to pursue an honest approach to politics. His message to Conference was, "From now on we're going to tell the truth." "Yes, it's risky," s...
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Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Leicester West MP Liz Kendall is facing a Labour party internal inquiry after an appearance at a Tory gala evening hosted by Lord Ashcroft. Lefty Liz, as she's never been called, was filmed by an undercover reporter telling the audience that her p...
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Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...
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Funny story: Call Me Dave Redefines Child Poverty

Call Me Dave Redefines Child Poverty

UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has announced dramatic plans to redefine poverty in his continuing mission to further his career and improve his popularity amongst Blue Party backbenchers. The move is in line with the Party's General Popularity con...
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Funny story: My stripping caused the Tory win

My stripping caused the Tory win

The time has come for a confession. When I stripped outside the House of Commons before the election the reverberations led to a Toy win in the erection. This is no cock and bull story - I have evidence to support this claim provided by no less an...
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Funny story: God has resigned

God has resigned

In a shock announcement this morning God announced his resignation over the outcome of the UK General Election in which David Cameron was reelected with an overall majority. An angel appeared in our offices this morning with the announcement, whe...
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Funny story: UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix

UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix

Back in the UK, it is not well good, but even it is not like the USA and the authentic hip-hop musics, our Dave has made a well good rap what is telling us what is what. Yo I'm Dave, got a Cam, and I like voting that way, Down from me crib in the commons, Lil bit o' wur, bit o' way, I'm like the common pleb's friend, endless key chain like a bell-end I've as many flashy chains a...
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