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Funny story: Francis Urquhart Disdains to Join UKIP

Francis Urquhart Disdains to Join UKIP

The sinister, Machiavellian Francis Urquhart, from the original UK version of "House of Cards," has disappointed all 201 UKIP supporters, by declining to join Naughty Nigel's hipster politico rhetorical hobby club. Our Frankie sneers: I may have ruined the life and career of a perfectly principled and honourable politician; I may have connived my way into establishing an 11 year reign of te...
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Funny story: Four Cups - Revamp of the Two Ronnie's famous sketch

Four Cups - Revamp of the Two Ronnie's famous sketch

In a memorable return the two Ronnies are featuring a new updated version of the famous Fork/Four Handles/Candles sketch. Television bosses think they have found the rejected tape which was turned down by BBC senior staff fearing a reduction of th...
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Funny story: Tory proposal to tax UK's air - Possible private flotation of air now a reality

Tory proposal to tax UK's air - Possible private flotation of air now a reality

The new Tory think tank AIR's proposal to tax the usage of nitrogen, oxygen, and argon for all UK residents has now been published. Apparently it could raise £650,000,000 at a tenner per head of population annually and pull the party out of the finan...
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Funny story: Cameron tells jobless "Wear blindfolds in supermarkets or lose benefits."

Cameron tells jobless "Wear blindfolds in supermarkets or lose benefits."

The Prime Minister has announced plans to introduce the wearing of blindfolds in supermarkets for all benefit claimants which will be introduced of the Tories win the next General Election in May. The new requirement will apply to anyone claiming...
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Funny story: Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has outlined a new philosophy on benefit claimants while talking to the BBC, suggesting that anyone well enough to claim benefits probably doesn't need them. Speaking of people with mental...
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Funny story: Illegal Aliens to be Deported via Keystone Pipeline

Illegal Aliens to be Deported via Keystone Pipeline

(Washington D.C.) Republican lawmakers today passed the first of a series of bills authorizing the use of the Keystone Pipeline as a "humane and cost-effective method for transporting illegal [Mexican] aliens back to their homeland." The legislat...
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Funny story: A rap from David Cameron

A rap from David Cameron

The following is a rap from Prime Minister, Conservitive Party leader and notorious hip-hop fan David Cameron that he wrote for us at the Spoof Musical Express with hope that he will open your eyes and get you interested in politics. Take it away David... Yo It's David C Telling you to vote for me The leader of the Tory party. I want you to let me stay And save the day Samant...
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Funny story: PM Vows 100% Employment

PM Vows 100% Employment

BBC News has reported today that David Cameron has pledged the Tories will help Britain become "a nation of full employment." He has not stated a specific time frame for these proposals but hopes that they will happen soonish. This announcement a...
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Funny story: Chancellor Hails Balham as a Model for His New Style Economy

Chancellor Hails Balham as a Model for His New Style Economy

During an unannounced flying visit today, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, accompanied by the alcohol sodden Downing Street press corps, praised the advances made by Balham's local economy. Venturing out of the bounds of his Westmi...
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Funny story: Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

The newly formed "Apathy" party which sprung up almost overnight via social networking websites came in for a slamming by David Cameron at a meeting of The Conservative Party in Scunthorpe Working Men's club last night. "Apathy is endemic in our poli...
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Funny story: Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Shocking revelations have risen from inside Whitehall, where today Prime Minister David Cameron revealed to all that Scotland was adopted when it was a very early age. "It gives me no pleasure to reveal that Scotland was an orphan country when we fo...
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Funny story: Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

David Cameron is so enthused with the reception his speech at the Conservative Party Conference received in the Daily Mail he is ordering his whole Cabinet to wear black shirts as a mark of respect. Further, the praise from the Sun has encouraged...
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Funny story: Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

The start of the Conservative Party conference on Sunday was marred by a lewd twitter apparently eminating from a caged bird outside the building. The bird was identified as Acridotheres tristis, or the common Myna. Nigel Farage who was passing at ti...
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Funny story: Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Liverpool, A homeless man forced to dig for a better way of life struck oil yesterday. Joe Murphy (50) originally from Bootle but homeless for the last 5 years due to devastating Tory cuts in welfare and unemployment assistance will now receive round...
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Funny story: Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary

Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary

Prime Minister David Cameron announced this morning in London that former television pundit and Liverpool defender Alan Hansen has been appointed as the new Secretary of Defence. "Alan has a history of making sure nothing slips past him. That wor...
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Funny story: Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid

Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid

Conservative leader David Cameron announced in a press conference on Saturday at number 10 that his introduction of several new female ministers was done with the sole intention of getting former minister for schools Michael Gove laid. Addressing...
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Funny story: Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

The Conservative party have sanctioned the creation of bank notes that safely and silently self-destruct when they are invested into banks or Network Rail but cause more destruction than a starved hyena in a baby ward when invested into Job Seekers A...
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Funny story: Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

London. The PM 'Dave' Cameron announced that the coalition plans using savings made from denying the poor and vulnerable their basic needs to dig up the bodies of deceased welfare cheats and display them in public until "their relatives do the decent...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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