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Funny story: You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...
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Funny story: President Obama's New Year's Resolution Is To Have Conservative Radio Talk Shows Investigated

President Obama's New Year's Resolution Is To Have Conservative Radio Talk Shows Investigated

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he will no longer pussy-foot when it comes to dealing with conservative radio talk shows. He told an assembled group of news reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he can no longer allow th...
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Funny story: Wild Animals of America Party accuses Republicans of thinking too much

Wild Animals of America Party accuses Republicans of thinking too much

WASHINGTON--The Wild Animals of America Party began as an offshoot of the GOP, railing against big government for interfering with the divinely ordained inequalities in nature. "Let the natural struggle in the marketplace sort everything out," said W...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

WEST MONROE, LA--Phil Robertson, star of A&E's Duck Dynasty, got into trouble with his politically incorrect comments about homosexuality being un-Christian. For financial reasons, A&E stood by Mr. Robertson, Duck Dynasty will continue filmin...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is reportedly upset at a recent story he read in a supermarket tabloid. Limbaugh stated that as he was standing in the checkout line at a local grocery store he happened to notice the...
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Funny story: IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)

IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)

WASHINGTON, DC - After weeks of denying that he had ever even heard of the Infernal Revenue Service, President Barack Obama admitted, today, that White House Counsel Kathyrn Ruemmler knew of the agency's unconstitutional targeting of conservative pol...
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Funny story: Coast to Toast

Coast to Toast

I just returned from a business trip to Vancouver and Seattle with some of my colleagues. Now, being relatively new to working for a company that affords such luxuries as jet setting around the country on someone else's dime, I was somewhat dismissive about the cautionary advice from colleagues who had previously embarked on the same trip, about how exhausting and fast paced it can be. Come on. Re...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Denies The Gay Rumors

Rush Limbaugh Denies The Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was in The City By The Bay taking a tour of the long abandoned Alcatraz Federal Prison. Limbaugh has always been fascinated by the island prison that housed such infamous inmates as A...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh responded to John Travolta massage innuendos by saying he is so angry he is fit to be tied. "El Rusho" caught himself and stated, "Ah make that mad. I'm as mad as a wet hen. Ah, make...
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Funny story: David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca...
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Funny story: 40 One-liner views on Individual UK Politicians - old & new!

40 One-liner views on Individual UK Politicians - old & new!

(1) Ken Livingstone "I don't think he is a fool: but what's my opinion compared to that of millions of others!" (2) Nick Clegg "His supporters would follow him anywhere... mostly out of morbid curiosity!" (3) Ed Miliband "He doesn't let his mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own!" (4) Theresa May "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet!"...
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Funny story: Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history. "I know it soun...
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Funny story: Interview with Michael Gove MP - Minister of State for Education

Interview with Michael Gove MP - Minister of State for Education

Michael Gove was born in Edinburgh in 1967 and brought up in Aberdeen. Educated in England and Scotland, in the independent sectors, where he had to suffer his 'Fags' waking him up with breakfast, before they cleaned his shoes each morning. Michael is married to Sarah Vine, who is a leader writer at The Times, and they have one daughter, Beatrice, and a son, William, who was born at Frimley Par...
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Funny story: Results of referendum on AV (Alternative Voting) system announced

Results of referendum on AV (Alternative Voting) system announced

The results of the 5th May referendum on the Alternative Voting (AV) system for the UK have been declared this morning. In a very heavily-subscribed vote (almost some of the population turned out to vote), those voting in favour were 50%, those vo...
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Funny story: Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Gnome, Alaska - Conservative dunk tank The P-U Chairitable trust today announced a new research report that puts Sarah Palin in the Ronald Reagan family tree. At least, that is if you count Bonzo the Chimp. "DNA testing of Sarah and Bonzo's hair...
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Funny story: Cameron Declared nearly bankrupt!

Cameron Declared nearly bankrupt!

After gaining access to the Bank of England computer, the UBS cantonal Swiss Bank, BP shares records, the Haliburton executive details and Weapon Sales Bonus figures, the Stock Market Returns for 2010, the Bank of Scotland, several offshore account d...
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Funny story: Conservative Pundits Accuse Wal-Mart of Having a Socialist Agenda

Conservative Pundits Accuse Wal-Mart of Having a Socialist Agenda

Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, has announced plans to donate $2 billion in food and other goods to food banks and other nonprofit groups that feed the needy. They have also pledged to share their business knowledge to help charities distrib...
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Funny story: Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Pope Rush Limbaugh of the Far Right Conservative Christian Republicans attempted to surrender to Pope Michael Shermer of the Far Left Liberal Secular Humanist Democrats today, prompting an outcry from Lefties throughout Ame...
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Joan Rivers Loses It

A medical bulletin just released from a Manhattan clinic states that Joan Rivers had stopped talking during throat surgery.

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