Britain's beleaguered, nay, reviled, Football Manager, Fabio Capello, saying
"I'm not done yet, Mates," revealed he would be hanging around for two more years and promised a major shakeup in the Three Lion's starting squad.
Fabio, speaking throu...
The music and medical world were agog today after Indian Medical Practitioners announced a mind bending dual organ transplant involving two of the world's most fabled female singers.
In a joint press conference, beamed world wide and live through...
Percival and Buck Pissgums, a pair of cojoined (or co-joined) twins in the Royal Navy have turned down the opportunity to have a sexual liason with singing sensation Susan Boyle. "It's not that we're gay, like most sailors," said Percival. "It's th...
The romantic January 1-January 15th whirlwind affair of the conjoined twins, the McBriars, and the Pissgums, ended today with the announcement of their Divorce!
The Judge, hiz honour, Jereme "Big Daddy' Sponzanno, cited 'irreconcilable' political...
America's favorite conjoined twin, reality TV couple will call it quits after their return from an impromptu (but scripted) trip to an adult centric theme resort in the Pocono Mountains. Rachel and Mary Catherine McBriar and the Pissgum Twins have...
Two little bastards - who also happen to be Conjoined Twins - have been going around the place conning twins who are not conjoined into doing stupid limbo dances and then, when distracted, they steal their milk money.
Mary and Mary Jones - known l...
London - (Ass Mess): "Well, the wedding night was a complete disaster," conjoined twin Maisie Throttlehotter complained bitterly.
The 21 year old was replying to reporters' questions about the failure of her 24 hour marriage to conjoined twins Rex...
It's been confirmed by medical staff at a hospital in Washington, that the conjoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, are both pregnant, and BOTH are due to give birth in June to CONJOINED TWINS!
The news emerged yesterday as aspiring writers and ot...
Noted Hollywood writer Jeff Vachon has requested that co-joined/cojoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar guest star on the upcoming Coach reunion show. The twins, who are joined at the hip and have three legs, are considering this acting role as the po...
A pair of co-joined/cojoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, won the annual three legged race at the Susan G. Komen Race For the Cure festivities in Chicago. As the twins are joined at the hip and have only three legs, no cords or ties were needed to...
Following the lead of blockbuster 'Avatar', now with over $500M banked in just a few short weeks in the midst of a global recession, a group of Follywood Porn Promoters have come out with a complete 3D Home Porno Entertainment Center which they are...
SARASOTA, Florida - After years of trying to figure out exactly where to fit in, the McBriar sisters, Mary and Terry have come to the realization that their special situation calls for special measures.
One day the two girls were sitting in their...
Cash strapped Portsmouth FC today signed American conjoined twins, the Pissgum brothers to shore up a leaky defence. Pompey boss, Avram Grant is hoping that the Pissgum twins will form a Neville brothers type function at the club.
"We're hoping th...
Mary and Terry McBriar, a pair of co-joined (a.k.a. cojoined or Siamese) twins who have been in the news lately, have admitted that they generally buy and wear men's briefs. The eighteen year olds are joined at the hip and have three legs between th...
Upset over the untimely death of her 'wifey', and distraught over being pushed off the front pages of most global tabloids by a pair of conjoined twins, Teila Tequila made yet another bid for fame by Super Gluing her Ass to Lindsay Lohan in a bizarr...
Ambitious but seriously challenged in the brain department, Barney Blodgett aged 22 was midway through his trial week as Junior Pacific Sales Executive Director for the Blissful Bed & Divan Company when he found himself ringing the doorbell of the McBriar mansion at 324 Primrose Avenue.
Blodgett was armed with an appointment to see Miss Mary and Miss Theresa, two local teenagers, who that...
Jubilant scenes here at the foot of the roof of the world as not one, but two sets of conjoined twins made history by becoming the first conjoined twins to summit Mount Everest and return safely to Base Camp.
Married conjoined couples, Mary and Te...
Siamese twins Mary and Terry McBriar are joined at the hip and have only three legs. A recent question from a curious person in England currently has them stumped: are they "co-joined" twins or "cojoined" twins?
Mary, the more intelligent and com...