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Funny story:  Ashely Olsen and Alanis Morissette dated

Ashely Olsen and Alanis Morissette dated

Ashely appears to have gone for a same sex hookup with Alanis Morissette on her 'first date in almost 2 years.' "Woman Pole" has a special lesbian connotation for Ashely since she has defiantly been on several conventional lesbian dates recently - fr...
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Funny story:  Previously conjoined twins inseparable since surgery, much to the ire of parents

Previously conjoined twins inseparable since surgery, much to the ire of parents

STANFORD, Calif. -- Angelina and Angelica Suduko no longer have to spend every waking and sleeping moment together. However, hospital staff report that they only wish to be together, and this is not necessarily sitting well with the parents. After...
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Funny story:  Serena-Venus Williams sisters beaten by conjoined Dionne quintuplets in Canadian Open women's doubles

Serena-Venus Williams sisters beaten by conjoined Dionne quintuplets in Canadian Open women's doubles

Canada's popular conjoined Dionne quintuplet sisters pulled off a major upset at the Canadian Open Wednesday when they defeated top-ranked sisters Serena and Venus Williams 6-1, 6-2 in a match that lasted barely 20 minutes. The shocked Williams si...
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Funny story:  Cappelo Works Out Conjoined Twins In Goal; Threatens "Shake Up" After Disaster in South Africa!

Cappelo Works Out Conjoined Twins In Goal; Threatens "Shake Up" After Disaster in South Africa!

Britain's beleaguered, nay, reviled, Football Manager, Fabio Capello, saying "I'm not done yet, Mates," revealed he would be hanging around for two more years and promised a major shakeup in the Three Lion's starting squad. Fabio, speaking throu...
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Funny story:  SuBo and Whitney Houston Now Musically  Conjoined After Historic Simultaneous Organ Transplants!

SuBo and Whitney Houston Now Musically Conjoined After Historic Simultaneous Organ Transplants!

The music and medical world were agog today after Indian Medical Practitioners announced a mind bending dual organ transplant involving two of the world's most fabled female singers. In a joint press conference, beamed world wide and live through...
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Funny story:  Cojoined Twins Not Interested In Sex With SuBo

Cojoined Twins Not Interested In Sex With SuBo

Percival and Buck Pissgums, a pair of cojoined (or co-joined) twins in the Royal Navy have turned down the opportunity to have a sexual liason with singing sensation Susan Boyle. "It's not that we're gay, like most sailors," said Percival. "It's th...
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Funny story:  Conjoined Twins Romance Ends Badly over Political Differences!

Conjoined Twins Romance Ends Badly over Political Differences!

The romantic January 1-January 15th whirlwind affair of the conjoined twins, the McBriars, and the Pissgums, ended today with the announcement of their Divorce! The Judge, hiz honour, Jereme "Big Daddy' Sponzanno, cited 'irreconcilable' political...
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Funny story:  Reality Stars Pissgums and McBriars Split After Pocono Debackle

Reality Stars Pissgums and McBriars Split After Pocono Debackle

America's favorite conjoined twin, reality TV couple will call it quits after their return from an impromptu (but scripted) trip to an adult centric theme resort in the Pocono Mountains. Rachel and Mary Catherine McBriar and the Pissgum Twins have...
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Funny story:  Conjoined Twins Con Twins who are not Conjoined

Conjoined Twins Con Twins who are not Conjoined

Two little bastards - who also happen to be Conjoined Twins - have been going around the place conning twins who are not conjoined into doing stupid limbo dances and then, when distracted, they steal their milk money. Mary and Mary Jones - known l...
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Funny story:  Identical twins 'joined at the penis' marry identical twins with shared vagina!

Identical twins 'joined at the penis' marry identical twins with shared vagina!

London - (Ass Mess): "Well, the wedding night was a complete disaster," conjoined twin Maisie Throttlehotter complained bitterly. The 21 year old was replying to reporters' questions about the failure of her 24 hour marriage to conjoined twins Rex...
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Funny story:  Conjoined Twins Both Pregnant With Conjoined Twins

Conjoined Twins Both Pregnant With Conjoined Twins

It's been confirmed by medical staff at a hospital in Washington, that the conjoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, are both pregnant, and BOTH are due to give birth in June to CONJOINED TWINS! The news emerged yesterday as aspiring writers and ot...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Noted Hollywood writer Jeff Vachon has requested that co-joined/cojoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar guest star on the upcoming Coach reunion show. The twins, who are joined at the hip and have three legs, are considering this acting role as the po...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

A pair of co-joined/cojoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, won the annual three legged race at the Susan G. Komen Race For the Cure festivities in Chicago. As the twins are joined at the hip and have only three legs, no cords or ties were needed to...
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Funny story:  'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New  Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"

'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"

Following the lead of blockbuster 'Avatar', now with over $500M banked in just a few short weeks in the midst of a global recession, a group of Follywood Porn Promoters have come out with a complete 3D Home Porno Entertainment Center which they are...
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Funny story:  The Conjoined McBriar Twins Run Off "Together" To Join The Circus

The Conjoined McBriar Twins Run Off "Together" To Join The Circus

SARASOTA, Florida - After years of trying to figure out exactly where to fit in, the McBriar sisters, Mary and Terry have come to the realization that their special situation calls for special measures. One day the two girls were sitting in their...
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Funny story:  Conjoined Twins Signed Up By Portsmouth FC

Conjoined Twins Signed Up By Portsmouth FC

Cash strapped Portsmouth FC today signed American conjoined twins, the Pissgum brothers to shore up a leaky defence. Pompey boss, Avram Grant is hoping that the Pissgum twins will form a Neville brothers type function at the club. "We're hoping th...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Mary and Terry McBriar, a pair of co-joined (a.k.a. cojoined or Siamese) twins who have been in the news lately, have admitted that they generally buy and wear men's briefs. The eighteen year olds are joined at the hip and have three legs between th...
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Funny story:  Success of Conjoined Spoof Twins Cause More Follywood Madness: Tila Tequila & Lindsay Lohan Now Stuck with Each Other After Super Glue Sex Game!

Success of Conjoined Spoof Twins Cause More Follywood Madness: Tila Tequila & Lindsay Lohan Now Stuck with Each Other After Super Glue Sex Game!

Upset over the untimely death of her 'wifey', and distraught over being pushed off the front pages of most global tabloids by a pair of conjoined twins, Teila Tequila made yet another bid for fame by Super Gluing her Ass to Lindsay Lohan in a bizarr...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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