Well, America in it's bid for better politics has spoken. The #1 internet search over the weekend was for Congressman Paul Ryan pictures shirtless.
Paul Ryan became a national obsession when Mitt Romney announced he'd be his running mate for the V...
Congratulations! Your fresh out of collage, and you have decided to embark on a career as a Capitol Hill lobbyist. One of many things that you must always keep forefront in your mind is that you are joining the ranks of an exclusive prestigious club where access is earned through hard work and using your head. There is much to be gained if you are up to the task at hand.
The people who you wil...
Washington, DC - An disoriented pig-wolf hybrid was found roaming wild in the halls of Congress in the nations Capitol, authorities said Thursday.
Capitol police found the approximately seven hundred pound pig-wolf near the entrance where lobbyist...
Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Ben Bernanke has announced a new round of quantitative easing to be termed Unquantitative Easing.
Treasury Department Spokesmen said that the amount to be added to the money supply will be 'too much to count'. They ad...
"It's Weally, Weally Woeful," said lisping congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay,MA) discussing the democrats latest Wrinkle involving sexual harassment charges against David Wu, (D,CA).
Wu has been flying under the radar for a long time concerning hi...
Shock Jock Howard Stern was the last interview 'Weinergate' star Anthony Weiner had after hitting all the daytime shows yesterday as he continued to deny HE had not posted his pole on Twitter, while continuing to fan the flames admitting "it could h...
Washington D.C.- While the battle over budget cuts continues to wage in the capital today, House Leader John Boehner has made one thing clear, "the private congressional tanning salon IS NOT on the chopping block."
In a heated discussion with Pres...
Following startling speculation backed by photographic evidence of a massive scar on President Obama's scalp that he had 'massive brain surgery,' the White House refuses to confirm or deny Obama is on medication to compensate for operating with only...
Shortly after president Obama's State of the Union speech a group of influential senators and congressmen from both parties met to discuss legislation that would leapfrog the competitors in the global race for economic dominance.
After a few cou...
For the first time in American History the appearance of the President of the United States before a joint session of Congress will not be as it seems as it was announced Obama will be appearing in the form of a Hologram!
A spokesman for NBC, in c...
Washington D.C. - Taking a break from the busy legislative session going on inside, Speaker of the House John Boehner lit up a cigarette on the steps of the Capitol Building and expanded on the Republican Party's idea of what health care should look...
WASHINGTON, DC - As one ceremony recognized John Boehner (R-OH) as current Speaker of the House, another ceremony with 13 Voodoo priests chanted and performed ritual dances involving venomous snakes, human skulls, and chicken blood. This activity in...
Washington, D.C. - A new Bill is set to hit the Legislative floor after the holidays.
The Bill, known as HR-203fat-Y will be one of the first items discussed once the legislators return to Washington after the holiday recess.
In the Bill is the...
In the age of politics and raging partisan testosterone, two million unemployed people who lost their jobs as a result of the economy are about to lose unemployment benefits just in time for the holidays. Which is fine really, provided the top 2% of...
Congress has proposed a novel new program which promises to eliminate the National Debt and save Social Security all in one fell swoop.