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Funny story: Deadly Virus Now In White House & Congress

Deadly Virus Now In White House & Congress

During the Vietnam War era hundreds of thousands of American lives were destroyed and crippled and the treasury drained. It was a huge folly, a war the U.S. lost. After the war, Americans who were less than willing to once again fight useless wars w...
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Funny story: Congressional Inquiry Finds That Spending More Than You Make Can Contribute To Financial Difficulties

Congressional Inquiry Finds That Spending More Than You Make Can Contribute To Financial Difficulties

Washington D.C. - A recently concluded inquiry by a joint Senate and House committee has concluded that spending more money than you make could be a contributing factor to having financial difficulties. The inquiry lasted two years and cost an es...
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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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Funny story: President Obama refuses to cut short his holiday over new controversial Taylor Swift music video

President Obama refuses to cut short his holiday over new controversial Taylor Swift music video

President Obama declined to cut his holiday in Jamaica short today due to the controversy surrounding Taylor Swifts new music video. Her video for the pop single "Shake it off" has caused controversy throughout the vlogosphere (real word) due to the...
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Funny story: 'Sky Not Blue' According to US Congress

'Sky Not Blue' According to US Congress

WASHINGTON - Amid national and international crises, the US House of Representatives could not confirm the color of the sky. House Resolution 461, called for Congress to declare that the sky is blue. The resolution was proposed by Representative...
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Funny story: Congress Unmasked As Lizard-People: "It All Makes Sense Now."

Congress Unmasked As Lizard-People: "It All Makes Sense Now."

Washington D.C.-Earlier this morning, an internal investigation conducted by the NSA revealed that almost all Senators and Congressmen are disguised lizard-people, causing Americans everywhere to smack themselves in the head, exclaim "Oh, duh!" and b...
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Funny story: Senate Passes Deportation Bill to Fast-Track Ted Cruz's Return to Canada

Senate Passes Deportation Bill to Fast-Track Ted Cruz's Return to Canada

WASHINGTON-The Senate, before leaving on its month-long vacation on Thursday, passed a bill in the early morning hours to fast-track the deportation of Ted Cruz back to his native country of Canada. The vote on the Bill, which was, as usual, expe...
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Funny story: Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel has delivered a special address to the US Congress yesterday, along the theme of "Carnage in the Gaza Strip is regrettable, but not our fault." He was then recipient of the "It's Not Our Fault" award. A second...
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Funny story: IRS Commissioner Gollum Gets Grilled by Congress About His Precious Agency

IRS Commissioner Gollum Gets Grilled by Congress About His Precious Agency

Washington D.C. - This week has not been kind to Gollum and his "precious" agency, the Internal Revenge Service, as the creature has been on the hot seat having to answer for the mysterious disappearance of Lois Lerner's relevant emails. The g...
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Funny story: Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism

Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism

This special Bilderberg Conference was held in Madrid at the request of Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy. Officiating as usual was Satan. Compere was Jimmy Savile. Musical interlude was supplied by the late Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis and Sammy Davis. Drinks were served by Obama Bin Laden. Seated regally on his golden throne wearing his black silk cloak, feet on desk and fingering his mala...
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Funny story: Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

A spokesperson for White House Press Secretary Jay Carney has denied Mr. Kerry is seeking permission to resign and start a new school emphasizing "how to man up." But this rumor has persisted since Mr. Kerry insisted on CBS news that Edward Snowde...
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Funny story: Women To Become More Promiscuous Following US Gun Shooting

Women To Become More Promiscuous Following US Gun Shooting

New proposals by the US Congress are set to reduce laws that discriminate against women that engage in slutty behaviour. The laws are set to pass following the gruesome shooting by Elliot Rodger, a 22 year old virgin that could just never get round t...
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Funny story: Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder

Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder

Clinical psychologists, looking into increasingly widespread dysfunction in the United States Congress, are suggesting an addendum to the DSM (Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) to describe what they are calling Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder. As an example, they cite Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Cal.) who, in response to a report of moderate job increases in the previous q...
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Funny story: Obummer plays the race card--again--in launching My Brother's Keeper

Obummer plays the race card--again--in launching My Brother's Keeper

WHITEWASHINGTON -- Out to prove that he's as racist as anyone else, President Barack Obummer announced My Brother's Keeper, a multi-million-dollar program for "men and boys of color." White youth need not apply. "This be just for us bloods," t...
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Funny story: Joe Biden: Obummercare enrollments may miss mark set by administration

Joe Biden: Obummercare enrollments may miss mark set by administration

WHITEWASHNTON, D. C. - On a tour of Starbucks coffeehouses, Joe Biden, President of Vice under Barack Obummer, did something that politicians, especially of his party, seldom, if ever, do: he told the truth. Specifically, he admitted that, des...
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Funny story: Comcast Announces Merger With NSA

Comcast Announces Merger With NSA

Comcast, the largest cable company and home Internet service provider in the U.S., with assets of over $4 Trillion, announced today that it is merging with the National Security Agency. Having just merged with Time Warner Cable in an equity swap...
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Funny story: Gummint Sausage Analysis

Gummint Sausage Analysis

Some have said that it is never advisable to look too closely at what goes into the making of sausage; that doing so can reduce one's appetite for the product. However, in the interest of public health and safety, a group of investigators has been l...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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