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Funny story: Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Following a tireless debate last night, congress has begun work drafting a new bill that seeks to stop white men from kicking the back of a goddamn coon's head and shattering his teeth whilst proclaiming the sanctity of the white bloodline. The bi...
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Funny story: Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

In the past, conservatives successfully pushed Congress to prohibit federal dollars from being used to distribute sterile syringes to intravenous drug users. Now, with a severe outbreak of H.I.V. and hepatitis due to a surge in heroin use in states...
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Funny story: Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California. It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's deci...
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Funny story: Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Funny story: US Lottery Winner Chops Off Finger

US Lottery Winner Chops Off Finger

One Sunday morning in Spring, David O'Malley interior decorator living alone in a run-down apartment in New York woke from a royal Irish hangover and set about reviving himself. Long since divorced from a childless marriage he had been living alone for over twenty years in bondage to a life of routine hard graft, restless sleep and the ritual weekend binges with his work mates in The Black Sham...
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Funny story: Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Washington, DC -- Unannounced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had more than a few good reasons for operating her own email server while she served as Secretary of State. Unfortunately, they were all on that server, which has malfunctioned and...
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Funny story: Obama To Get Even With Boehner, Netanyahu

Obama To Get Even With Boehner, Netanyahu

WASHINGTON --The decision by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu and House Speaker John Boehner to set up an address to the U.S. Congress has set up a backlash by the Obama Administration. This affair was organized by Netanyahu; his amb...
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Funny story: Congress to Outlaw Coitus Interruptis - 'Just Another Sleazy Way to Avoid Pregnancy!

Congress to Outlaw Coitus Interruptis - 'Just Another Sleazy Way to Avoid Pregnancy!

A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis --the act of male withdrawal during heterosexual intercourse seconds before orgasm so as to avoid pregnancy. "If we're going to illegalize abortion and birth control," said Rep...
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Funny story: Republican Party to Take Over the Name "Democrats"

Republican Party to Take Over the Name "Democrats"

Washington, DC In a surprise move, the majority party, the Republicans, also known as the GOP, voted to take over the name "Democrats" and "Democratic Party." The party members of the party formerly known as the Democrats all voted against the measur...
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Funny story: John Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"

John Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"

WASHINGTON D.C. - After a tense vote today, House Speaker John Boehner was re-elected to a third term as Speaker of the House. A number of Republicans voted for someone else to take over the position and it was the biggest push for a Speaker chan...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...
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Funny story: John Boehner - "We Can Stop Obama by Giving Up Everything"

John Boehner - "We Can Stop Obama by Giving Up Everything"

WASHINGTON DC - Conservatives are raising strong opposition to Speaker of the House John Boehner for his proposed method to "guarantee GOP wins in 2016." The "strategy" appears to be "give Obama everything he wants in secret without making him sign a...
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Funny story: Washington Fury over "Freedom" Speech.

Washington Fury over "Freedom" Speech.

Washington: Fury erupted yesterday in the House of Representatives as Wisconscin's Paddy O'Shea addressed 435 members concerning a bill he had proposed that never made it past the first hurdle. This is what he said: "First of all, the blessed...
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Funny story: Republicans Mull Over Ways to Get Revenge on Obama for Immigration Actions

Republicans Mull Over Ways to Get Revenge on Obama for Immigration Actions

Washington, DC The Republicans emerged last night from an all-night strategy meeting, bloodied and bruised. Many of the members were being chastised by Speaker John Boehner as they walked out for allowing Obama to get the better of them. Some...
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Funny story: Deadly Virus Now In White House & Congress

Deadly Virus Now In White House & Congress

During the Vietnam War era hundreds of thousands of American lives were destroyed and crippled and the treasury drained. It was a huge folly, a war the U.S. lost. After the war, Americans who were less than willing to once again fight useless wars w...
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Funny story: Congressional Inquiry Finds That Spending More Than You Make Can Contribute To Financial Difficulties

Congressional Inquiry Finds That Spending More Than You Make Can Contribute To Financial Difficulties

Washington D.C. - A recently concluded inquiry by a joint Senate and House committee has concluded that spending more money than you make could be a contributing factor to having financial difficulties. The inquiry lasted two years and cost an es...
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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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