WASHINGTON, DC - Tired of endless titillation leading to little or no payoff, Congressional representatives all but declared war on Hollywood this week with Bill HR-26969, a sweeping measure which would require popular HUNGER GAMES actress Jennif...
With just two days remaining before $85 billion is cut from the federal budget, members of Congress said today they're introducing measures to lessen the impacts of the sequester.
According to Rep. Rigley Higspirt, one proposal being discussed is...
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM. A report published by the Brussels, Belgium-based International Union of Really Worried Scientists calculates the destructive power of the US Congress as equivalent to an eight-mile wide meteor hitting Earth.
The report warns th...
Washington, DC -- The upside of the government's sequester initiative is a $1.2 trillion reduction in the deficit. The downside is that the blunt force action will produce many unanticipated cuts and changes that will adversely affect every American.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, 51, has advised Congress that he wants them to put getting rid of the United States penny on the frontburner.
The president speaking to a group of unemployed windshield wiper auto workers visiting the White Hous...
Top economists at the U.S. Mint are urging the house and senate to discontinue the iconic T-shirt.
"T-shirts costs vary wildly. Anywhere from 5 to 25 dollars per unit, and have Zero value, less than a cent!" comments Randy Zublowski spokesman for th...
Washington DC: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that President Obama has asked Congress not to pursue an assault weapons ban, but instead work on Glove Control legislation.
Many conservative Democrats and Republicans have a hard ti...
Like a crazed lumberjack on a 10 day drunken spree holding a axe to a felled tree and threatening to chop off its branches if he doesn't get what he desires, the Republicans of the US Congress have told President Obama they will not only shut down th...
Hollywood - Faced with the lowest approval rating in the history of approval ratings, the United States Congress plans to promote itself with a television ad produced specifically to run during the Super Bowl.
"Everybody keeps making fun of us," c...
Washington DC - Americans may soon be using their smart phones to force the Federal government to be more sensitive to their needs and opinions.
The new, higher level of democracy comes thanks to a recently introduced iPhone app, called Voter A...
Senator Chris Coons' office has sent out a short brief detailing how the Congressman has finally found God, and put an end to a millennia-long game of hide and seek.
Asked to comment about his Earth-shaking discovery, Senator Coons had this to say...
Facebook vigilante, Bobby D. Foster's has struck yet another Senator.
The unprovoked Facebook comment reads as follows:
Dear Senator Manchin,
I just wanted to inform you that I am quite disappointed that your chin is not as manly as you name suggests. Have a nice day.
-BDF
The Senator has reportedly not shown up to a single congressional session since he read the post last Thursday.
Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which warned against the dangers of the looming fiscal cliff.
Freshmen U.S. Senator Marco Rubio has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which claimed, "Rubio slams Obama, Biden on economy."
The...
A bill explicitly stating that citizens will be allocated 1 second of free speech for every $10,000 of pre-taxable income they earn per year has made its way through the Senate subcommittee process. The following is a transcript of the final hearing.
2012
A BILL TO CODIFY, GUARD, AND BOLSTER FREE SPEECH RIGHTS IN THE UNITED STATES
HEARING
BEFORE THE
SUBCOMMITTEE ON THE CONSTITUTION,...
Washington DC -- A group of activists, academics and other concerned citizens is calling for the creation of a cabinet-level "Department of Common Sense" to improve the quality of decision-making in the nation's capital.
"America is in near crisis...
Washington DC - Under mounting pressure to disclose more details about the government's Fast and Furious gun-running fiasco, Attorney General Eric Holder revealed today that the effort failed because a "drug tracking" component of the operation was n...
Wisconsin congressman and union buster Paul Ryan has apparently skipped town amid rumors that nuns angered by statements he made about Catholicism were headed to his office.
"We haven't seen him since last week," a congressional office staffer who...