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Funny story: N. Korea Kim Jong Un Nutty As Fruitcake

N. Korea Kim Jong Un Nutty As Fruitcake

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un had an American tourist, Merrill Newman, captured and accused the 75-year-old man of being a spy. Then he placed Newman on TV to read what was written for him confessing to not only being a spy but eating children.
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Funny story: Deathbed Confession: Sylvester Plagiarized Daffy Duck

Deathbed Confession: Sylvester Plagiarized Daffy Duck

The reported last words of the well-loved actor Sylvester the cat, who died yesterday, have stunned many of his fans. He finally admitted that his voice was modeled on the famous bird star Daffy Duck. He also confessed that many of his comedy routine...
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Funny story: Catholic Church Approves iPhone Application

Catholic Church Approves iPhone Application

In a shock move this week, the Catholic Church has given the go ahead for the launch of an iPhone application that helps sinners undertake confession without visiting a priest. Marketed as "the sinner's guide to salvation", it takes the worshipper...
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Funny story: The Pope Has Mixed Blessings on New Confessional IPhone App

The Pope Has Mixed Blessings on New Confessional IPhone App

Pope Benedict XVI has been given a new iPhone to try after he encouraged the worldwide Roman Catholic Church to make use of the new media available. That was last year's speech and now it has become a reality, he may have to eat his words. The pontiff gave a mixed reaction on the use of the iPhone. He told In Seine News: "it has ze ups and ze downs! - First of all, it is useful in encouraging z...
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Funny story: Confessional Swamped with Repentant LibDem Voters

Confessional Swamped with Repentant LibDem Voters

'You weren't to know' are the soothing words Father Francis O'Donnell finds himself uttering twenty times a day to guilt-ridden parishioners confessing to having helped to put Nick Clegg into office. Despite this reassurance, 'They blame themselves so much,' he tells me. 'These are fundamentally decent people who have just made a grievous mistake through no fault of their own. But they ask them...
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Funny story: Joran Van der Sloot Retracts Peru Confession

Joran Van der Sloot Retracts Peru Confession

It seems that suspected double-murderer and sociopath, Joran van der Sloot can't make his mind up about whether he really is a killer or not. Van der Sloot has confessed to killing US citizen Natalee Holloway in Aruba, and Stephany Flores in a Lim...
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Funny story: "I Did It. I'm A Monster" Woman Tells Cops

"I Did It. I'm A Monster" Woman Tells Cops

Two cops called to a domestic incident Tuesday night rolled up in their patrol car to scenes of unspeakable horror at a house on the Trevelyan Estate. Waiting for the officers at the kerb was a woman, clearly distraught, agitated, and covered in m...
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Funny story: Jose Feliciano Confession - "I Hate Stinking Christmas"

Jose Feliciano Confession - "I Hate Stinking Christmas"

Los Angeles, CA - On the eve of his induction into the Grammy Hall Of Fame, Jose Feliciano, famed blind Puerto Rican singer admits he 'hates Christmas and all the trimmings that go with it'. Mr. Feliciano has been a Christmas fixture on the radio...
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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional

Fr. Francois' Confessional

Skoob1999: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It has been 23-years since my last confession. Father Francois: Go on, my child. Skoob1999: I have unclean thoughts, Father. And I touch my pee pee far too often. Father Francois: Yes, my son, if you shake more than twice after you urinate, you're playing with it. Skoob1999: I know, Father. Really, I have tried to stop masturtbat...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney mails out RSVP invitations to his "S & M" themed anti-inauguration ball

Dick Cheney mails out RSVP invitations to his "S & M" themed anti-inauguration ball

Washington, D.C. - Overly concerned that no one in Washington, D.C. will be attending the anti-inauguration ball his was planning to throw for Barack Obama, just because of his recent confession on national TV of using torture to solicit information...
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Funny story: OJ Simpson convicted, vows to write 'If I did it this time' tell-all while in prison

OJ Simpson convicted, vows to write 'If I did it this time' tell-all while in prison

OJ Simpson has been found guilty of 169 charges of armed robbery, conspiracy to kidnap and assault with a deadly badger by a court in the US city of Las Vegas. The armed robbery charges carry a mandatory jail sentence and kidnapping carries a pos...
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Funny story: Catholic Church Introduces "Virtual Confession" for Computer Age

Catholic Church Introduces "Virtual Confession" for Computer Age

Tired and have no time to stop by the local church? Have not been able to see your priest to confess your sins due to the workload? Unable to pay your last respects to the dearly departed neighbor or childhood friend? No problem! The Catholic C...
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Funny story: Mercedes Corby confesses - "My family are bogans"

Mercedes Corby confesses - "My family are bogans"

Brisbane, Australia - Mercedes Corby, sister of convicted drug smuggler Shapelle Corby broke down in court and confessed that her family were all bogans.
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Funny story: Confessions of a car booter

Confessions of a car booter

Well, I went, I saw and I conquered my first (and possibly only) car boot sale of the year. And what an exciting day it was to boot (aaarrrggghhhhhhh! sorry).
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Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.
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Funny story: 'Overheard In Confessional dot com' Imminent

'Overheard In Confessional dot com' Imminent

Houston, Texas (Buddy Jesus Quarterly) - Based on the meteoric popularity of several current websites featuring eavesdropped actual conversations, televangelist Joel Osteen is launching a similar website of his own: overheardinconfessional.com
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Funny story: Blair Converts to Catholicism - Labour Converts to Conservatism

Blair Converts to Catholicism - Labour Converts to Conservatism

Who thought they would ever see Tony Blair change?...
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Funny story: AskFrFred44Giveness, The Internet Confessional Box

AskFrFred44Giveness, The Internet Confessional Box

Fr Frederick "The Great" Tittslesin has been asked by The Spoof to hear the world's confessions in the satire section. This will be a regular feature, at least as regular as the neurotic's bouts with colitis and spastic colon.
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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