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Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Funny story: Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Dallas, Texarse - A Texas gallery is being sued for millions of dollars after an exhibit by painter George W Bush was accused of infecting a visitor with canine distemper by manifesting malignant hexoplasm during a guided tour. Doctors at the Da...

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Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Condoleezza Rice recently spoke with Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky Magazine. She was asked if she felt that Sarah Palin would make a good presidential candidate. Rice shook her head and replied that she would not want...

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US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

Funny story: US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...

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Obama Admits Going Into Tank For Augusta National Membership Admission

Funny story: Obama Admits Going Into Tank For Augusta National Membership Admission

BILLINGSGATE POST - Augusta National Golf Club, home of the Masters Tournament, announced today that they would admit President Barack Hussein Obama into their hallowed club, making him the first black Muslim allowed to travel down Magnolia Lane and...

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GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

Funny story: GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

In keeping with high standards of intellectual guidance and decent politics for a global party, GOP representatives have wound up their convention with leaps and bounds upward in a new official language, quickly becoming known as New Malarkey And Ass...

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Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

A background check conducted by the Romney Campaign, which is considering selecting Condoleeza Rice as Romney's Vice President running mate, has revealed that Rice is related to E.T. the Extraterrestial from the popular 1982 Steven Speilberg science...

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Mitt Romney May Tap Condoleezza Rice To Be His Veep

Funny story: Mitt Romney May Tap Condoleezza Rice To Be His Veep

ABERDEEN, South Dakota - Mitt Romney's campaign staff has urged him to hurry up and pick a vice-presidential running mate so that a lot of the focus and pressure can be taken off of him and placed on his choice for GOP running mate. A source withi...

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100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

Funny story: 100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

Kampala - NATO always had suspected, of course, that Joseph Kony, leader of Uganda's mass-murdering Lord's Resistance Army guerillas, was the inspiration behind the naming of Vladimir Putin's female black Labrador Retriever Koni. The mutt was wide...

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Condoleeza Rice and Libya's Ghaddafi Discovered in Love Nest

Funny story: Condoleeza Rice and Libya's Ghaddafi Discovered in Love Nest

Moammar Ghaddafi and Condoleeza Rice have been discovered nestled in each other's embrace on the Isle Of Capri. The discovery was made accidentally when two Italian carabinieri were called to the romantic island to investigate reports about a Libyan...

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Osama Bin Laden's Estate To Hold Yard Sale

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Estate To Hold Yard Sale

Pakistan - Relatives at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad,were busy setting up tables outside the compounds walls to have a large yard sale. Already on display were several of his favorite rifles, military shirts, pants and shoes, but then the...

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Donald Trump Offers To Buy The White House For $27 Million - And Then Rent It To The United States Government For One Dollar Per Month

Funny story: Donald Trump Offers To Buy The White House For $27 Million - And Then Rent It To The United States Government For One Dollar Per Month

NEW YORK CITY - Donald "Moneybags" Trump, one of the richest persons in America, next to Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Oprah Winfrey, and Charlie "Showless" Sheen recently spoke with retired CNN talk show host Larry King about ways to help the United S...

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Lady Gaga Is Still Extremely Outraged At Bill O'Reilly's Comments

Funny story: Lady Gaga Is Still Extremely Outraged At Bill O'Reilly's Comments

TULSA - Lady Gaga was backstage at The Sooner or Later Arena after just having performed a three hour show in front of a sold out crowd of 21,003. She was eating an Oklahoma Barbecue Burger and drinking it down with a pitcher of Pabst's Blue Ribbo...

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State of the Union shocker: Fidel Castro fathered Condoleezza Rice's babe Barry, born in a Cuba cathouse!

Funny story: State of the Union shocker: Fidel Castro fathered Condoleezza Rice's babe Barry, born in a Cuba cathouse!

Washington - (Gonads): The Old Gipper's gagging order is writ large all over the birth ceritificate, cryogenically sealed in a Pentagon bunker five miles below Seizure's Pal Arse in Nevada. Today a sexagerian cathouse madam in Havana is threatenin...

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According To Wikileaks President Bush Had Quite A Crush On Condoleezza Rice

Funny story: According To Wikileaks President Bush Had Quite A Crush On Condoleezza Rice

CHICAGO - Wikileaks is reporting that unnamed sources have just provided some inside reliable sources with several documents which clearly show that President George W. Bush had quite a crush on his secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. One of the...

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Condoleezza Rice to release revealing new Memoir.

The former U.S. Secretary of State announced today that she would be releasing a new memoir about her life in the white house during the Bush years. The title of the book is "Life between a Dick and a Bush." In this revealing account of the thing...

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Did a BigOil backhander persuade Lord Goldsmith on Iraq War legality?

Funny story: Did a BigOil backhander persuade Lord Goldsmith on Iraq War legality?

London - (Bonkers): Did a magnificent all expenses paid VIP trip to Washington persuade ex-UK Attorney General that the British government 'would be able to get away' with invading Iraq without a UN resolution? Today's Chilcot Inquiry heard how Lo...

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Macy Gray To Star In The Life of Condoleezza Rice

Funny story: Macy Gray To Star In The Life of Condoleezza Rice

LOS ANGELES - A representative for Universal Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that the first female victim of this year's Dancing With The Stars reality show Macy Gray has just signed to portray former secretary of state Condoleezz...

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Sacha Baron Cohen To Star As Clay Aiken

Funny story: Sacha Baron Cohen To Star As Clay Aiken

HOLLYWOOD - Sacha Baron Cohen is definitely in the building. The twisted comic, lately seems to be getting more media attention that even Dick "The Dick" Cheney, who finally after eight years of uttering maybe 114 words as vice-president came out of...

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