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Funny story: Airport-style security scanners will search Cardinals for pagan implants, satanic tattoos etc

Airport-style security scanners will search Cardinals for pagan implants, satanic tattoos etc

Rome - A light frisking under the cassock was all that was needed in 2005 when the church's princes lined up their credentials to elect a new Pope under Olden Day rules. On Tuesday the Vatican's new get-tough policy on wackos and weirdos kicks int...
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Funny story: Cardinals Announce New Pope Must Be Able to Sing and Dance

Cardinals Announce New Pope Must Be Able to Sing and Dance

Vatican- Today in Rome Cardinals in the conclave debated what the new Pope must be able to do. Quite surprisingly there seemed to be a spirit to include some very new kinds of skills: * Dancing * Singing * Lead guitar * Tamborine * Gangnam Style...
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Funny story: US cardinals prepare for Bush/Gore 2000-style election standoff

US cardinals prepare for Bush/Gore 2000-style election standoff

Rome - Pungent early whiffs of a hung Conclave have seen America's thirteen cardinals secretly hire heavyweight lawyers for their respective corners amid fears of a Vatican dirty tricks department coup. A hanging chad scenario of dodgy ballot pape...
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"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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