Rome - A light frisking under the cassock was all that was needed in 2005 when the church's princes lined up their credentials to elect a new Pope under Olden Day rules.
On Tuesday the Vatican's new get-tough policy on wackos and weirdos kicks int...
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A hanging chad scenario of dodgy ballot pape...
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