LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand recently remarked that even though he has had his share of ups and downs he is presently happier than a monkey on a Costa Rican banana plantation.
Brand who is not exactly noted for being politically correct or even cor...
Albert Heldstrom of East Rutherford, New Jersey, has turned the cyber world upside down with the formation of a new company that he is operating out of a recently closed North Korean restaurant in a run down mall in Newark, New Jersey.
Heldstrom w...
IBM is set to create an artificial lawyer, using the Watson computer, to help aide society with their legal problems.
The Watson Law TR3 will be the first computer of it's kind that's capable of connecting real life situations to legal outcomes a...
Since the dawn of personal computers, to save a document, users have pressed the blue square. Back in the dark ages of the eighties and nineties, the operators of these archaic machines recognised the blue square for what it was, a picture of a so-ca...
A 34 Irish man is in hospital tonight after he accidentally recycled his recycle bin.
The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was on his laptop at home when he made the fateful error.
A hospital spokesman said the laptop went into an infinite...
At 21:00 on December 2nd 2012, Google became self-aware. No longer satisfied with tracking our every move and manipulating our choices, it has now decided to run our lives.
Humans that work at Google headquarters were the first to be terminated.
Twitter is set to launch it's first spin off site this autumn, especially designed for lower rate celebrities.
The new site, called Twatter, will be reserved for people like Joe Swash and anyone who is on X-Factor or Big Brother.
The move come...
OSAKA, Japan - One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future.
The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FT-13001, has the capability of tak...
A leaked internal memo from Saddleworth Council has been delivered to Spoof HQ. Its contents show that the council aims to be computer free by 2013, when all I.T staff will be re equipped.
The document reads as follows:
The Saddleworth Council I.T Systems Committee has defined a lower cost alternative to the previously planned Windows 8 system conversion.
All computers will be removed fr...
The world is coming to terms with the discovery that everything we have ever known is only a simulation in some tremendous computer system. To be honest, I am not even sure why I am writing this article or even if it is me writing this article.
Ph...
Here, in the latest in his series "10 Things to Do," Nigel St. Faversham explores the options available to those of us struggling with a slow computer. Whether due simply to a full memory, or corrupted to oblivion with countless tics and viruses from the internet, a quick run-through our Top Ten will soon restore your love affair with the laptop, or at the very least keep that stroke at bay for ju...
Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...
London - The former MI6 cryptographer has been identified with a sophisticated cyber worm that targeted the Iran Petroleum ministry and its oleaginous terminals.
A secret report into surreptitious palm-greasing says key signatures of the W32.Flam...
Microsoft plans a new release of Windows this coming February 2, 2013 that makes the well-renowned operating system a bit easier for flash drive users.
The new version has codename NEIN AUTORUN, meaning that autorun prompts won't launch everytime...
Potatoes may not seem the most technological of food stuffs, with aubergines seeming more advanced, but a breakthrough at the University of Manchester's Institute of Science and Technology has propelled the humble spud into the limelight of technolog...
By now regular readers of this reporters stories will detect a tedious pattern to my stories. There seems to be a remarkable trend in so called science reports which turn out to be nothing more than half baked evolution propaganda. Today's whimsical...
Sources confirmed yesterday that former Vice President Al Gore has filed an intellectual property claim regarding the Internet, also known as the World Wide Web. Gore, who in 2005 declared that he was responsible for inventing the Internet, reportedl...
Hot on the news that neutrinos can travel faster than light, scientists at Intel have constructed their new neutrino chip set to make use of this unexpected subatomic behaviour.
"The N-Chip will revolutionise the computer industry as much as every...