NEW YORK CITY - The once proud domain king is now starting to look more and more like the domain jester as the nationwide Dump GoDaddy Day boycott has resulted in over 70,000 customers leaving the world's largest web hosting site.
A spokesperson f...
Washington DC -- Faced by increased popular pressure against its moves to control and censor the Internet, Congress has decided to sell the World Wide Web to the highest bidder.
"The Internet is very powerful in its ability to encourage people to...
Cupertino, California -- Almost three months after his death, Steve Jobs continues to head Apple Inc., controlling the company from his special place in Hell through a combination of Wi-Fi, G4 and supernatural workarounds.
"I made a pact with the...
CUPERTINO -- A former employee of Apple Corporation claims he was forced to wear clothes he was "uncomfortable with" and adopt a personality that "was far from what he really was about" after a several-month long application, and only seven months on...
Many people who have owned a PC for longer than a year will know two things.
Firstly, the machine they own now is half as quick as the machine that they bought. Secondly, they will have been receiving more and more Microsoft updates the older the...
Special to INS - Liam Breton, who fell short in his attempt to incite a national rebellion, has decided to run for U.S. President on the Luddite Party ticket.
The Luddite Party was founded by Breton in response to the failure of the major politic...
OAK BROOK, IL. - Not to be outdone by the multitudes of vendors creating their own release of the popular Linux operating system, McDonald's President and Chief Executive Officer, Jim Skinner, today announced the release of McDonalds McLinux 1.0 (Hap...
Microspot's new biowarfare division has invented a virus which when released through the fan vent of a computer, infects almost all tested users.
Of the twenty four thousand units and users tested, twenty four thousand nine hundred and ninety eigh...
Blackberry have apologised to their thousands of users over the loss of their email, texting and internet server.
"We did tell people that the RIM server had gone down," said Blackberry CEO, Barry Black. "We sent them all an email, a text and put...
Steve Jobs was an amazing inventor of computer and digital technology, which has transformed the way we create, communicate and live our lives.
However, few people know of the many other inventions that were important in the development of Steve...
From saucy Biblical tales to companies who name their overpriced tat after them, apples are the world's number one berry. Globally we eat over 60 million tonnes of them every year, making them a much more popular foodstuff than rhubarb or turnips. So why are apples such a well-liked fruit?
The secret lies with the Apple Regulation Society of Earth, founded hundreds of years ago as a secret soc...
Boffins at Macclesfield University have made a startling discovery that the Surprise, Surprise sidekick Bob Carolgees is figment of Mankind's imagination.
The shocking discovery follows a 12 year investigation by the top academic institution which...
Social networking giants Facebook have joined the PC market today, as they announced the release of a portable computer. The PC comes with only one application installed - a piece of software that allows the user to access the Facebook web page. It i...
Microsoft may have gotten the miracle it needs to get back on top of the personal computer heap. In a recently released encyclical, Pope Benedict XVI named the company's latest version of Windows as "The Official Operating System of the Catholic Chu...
Engineers at Cambridge university have shown that modern computers in cars are vulnerable to being hacked.
"The computers in cars control ever more of the car's functions these days," said Professor Lee Gate, who led the team that attempted to hac...
The online version of the popular football management simulator, Premiership Management is expected to get a sudden upsurge in applicants to join after the shock announcement from Arsenal that they will be replacing Arsene Wenger with anybody who can...
HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted in Harfold State College's boys' dorm Gammot "Goddamnit" Hall revealed this week that excessive amounts of screen time can boost morale in teen boys...or at least not make it much worse than it already was.
Of the ni...
Finally Apple's App department has approved the app that everyone in the social media industry has been talking about. An integration utility from the software giant Benchmark submitted nearly eighteen months ago has just been granted approval by App...