Manny Horkle's wife Bunny said she first noticed a problem when Manny suddenly stopped functioning while the couple was taking an evening walk.
"We were walking along and, all of a sudden, he just froze and his left eye began twitching rapidly,"...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
Parsippany, NJ - If you're a small business owner living in northern New Jersey and have ever required technical support, there's a good chance that you have come across Mr. James Childress. James is a longtime Customer Service Representative at Pars...
Here, in the latest in his series "10 Things to Do," Nigel St. Faversham explores the options available to those of us struggling with a slow computer. Whether due simply to a full memory, or corrupted to oblivion with countless tics and viruses from the internet, a quick run-through our Top Ten will soon restore your love affair with the laptop, or at the very least keep that stroke at bay for ju...
Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...
MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks.
AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled?
Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...
Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook.
When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, i...
(Health Anxiety Quarterly) - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced a chilling new finding, revealing that germs themselves are some of the dirtiest organisms on our planet.
Lead [pronounced leed] researcher, Dr. Hai Po-...
Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...
Engineers at Cambridge university have shown that modern computers in cars are vulnerable to being hacked.
"The computers in cars control ever more of the car's functions these days," said Professor Lee Gate, who led the team that attempted to hac...
London - Scientists have confirmed that a 2010 TK7-type of asteroid has hacked into the iononsphere, wreaking havoc with the doomed BSkyB takeover business.
The 200/300m-wide rock may be a huge clue in the UK mobile hacking scandal where eavesdrop...
Brainchild of Dr David Page, the house of the future would be both family and eco friendly. A super fast computer controlled every aspect of home management from ordering food to replacing used fridge contents, to switching off lights and appliances...
At exactly 00.01 hours on April 1st a particularly nasty virus - part Trojan, part Worm, part BLING (Bin Laden is a Ninja Ghost), will hit computer, laptop, and even Blackberry users worldwide and will remain active until 2012.
Known only as E=mc2...
In a press conference in Munich today, William Hague told reporters that the Foreign Office repelled an attack last month from "a hostile state intelligence agency". The virus used in the attack has now been identified as variant F of the infamous Z...
Authorities in Israel say that not only have they succeeded in stopping Iran's nuclear program with a killer computer virus that has infected it completely, the virus has changed and headed out into Cyber space and now infects all countries, includin...
This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life.
There are times when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these.
Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4,
A dry Niagra Falls
Ancient Ro...
An alarming computer virus which changes users facebook profiles to cartoon characters is the latest in a series of security embarrassments for facebook.
The Looney Toon 1.2 virus is believed to have originated from hackers in Venezuala and has no...
TheSpoof fans turned their attention briefly away from Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert to become immersed in the most hilarious new computer virus ever.
"ThinkPoint is an absolutely five-star hilarious computer virus!", said one user still rolling on t...