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World warned not to download software from Russia, Iran or North Korea

Funny story: World warned not to download software from Russia, Iran or North Korea

Britain's cyber chief has warned governments across the globe to beware of Russia computer programs that may damage their operating system. The head of the National Cyber Security Centre revealed that the Polonium Utility, marketed by Spetsnaz Sof...

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Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

Funny story: Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

In another U.K. "first" The British Association for Parasitic Worm Development has discovered that internet worms can be permanently eliminated by a single treatment of dog wormer medicine. The computers will have to be treated by qualified veter...

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Denial of service Spoof attacker found, gives sordid confession

Funny story: Denial of service Spoof attacker found, gives sordid confession

Investigation has revealed the DOS or denial of service attacks recently experienced by The Spoof were the work of an international gang named FECAL. This acronym stands for frequent efforts to collude against levity, the group's "mission," leadin...

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New Computer Sneezing Virus Resistant To All Antibiotics

Funny story: New Computer Sneezing Virus Resistant To All Antibiotics

Computer Software Recovery companies have advised anyone whose computer sneezes repeatedly on switching on, to put it in a warm bed with a hot water bottle and make it drink plenty of fluids. In all probability it has contracted a new form of virus...

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Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog"

Funny story: Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog"

Apple MacPherson have uploaded a fix for O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog" which appears to be causing Scotsmen to "freeze" and require cold reboots. Apple MacPherson have denied any problems are linked to its new operating system and claim the new download is...

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Penicillin Ineffective For Computer Virus

Funny story: Penicillin Ineffective For Computer Virus

Silicon Valley - Despite its well-known effectiveness against some viral diseases such as syphilis and bacterial infections caused by staphylococci and streptococci, Penicillin is completely ineffective against computer viral infections. This fa...

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Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire

Kell computers are everywhere. Kell states that over 70% of US public schools and 60% of businesses with computers own Kell computers. They are also popular amongst many homeowners as well. However, many Kell owners are at risk of becoming homeless,...

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Man Contracts Virus From His Computer

Funny story: Man Contracts Virus From His Computer

Manny Horkle's wife Bunny said she first noticed a problem when Manny suddenly stopped functioning while the couple was taking an evening walk. "We were walking along and, all of a sudden, he just froze and his left eye began twitching rapidly,"...

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Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

Funny story: Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...

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Office "Funny Guy" Can't Understand Why Letterman Hasn't Called

Funny story: Office "Funny Guy" Can't Understand Why Letterman Hasn't Called

Parsippany, NJ - If you're a small business owner living in northern New Jersey and have ever required technical support, there's a good chance that you have come across Mr. James Childress. James is a longtime Customer Service Representative at Pars...

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10 Things To Do Whilst Waiting For a Slow Computer

Funny story: 10 Things To Do Whilst Waiting For a Slow Computer

Here, in the latest in his series "10 Things to Do," Nigel St. Faversham explores the options available to those of us struggling with a slow computer. Whether due simply to a full memory, or corrupted to oblivion with countless tics and viruses from the internet, a quick run-through our Top Ten will soon restore your love affair with the laptop, or at the very least keep that stroke at bay for ju...

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Microsoft Help Centre Call To Fix Your Computer

Funny story: Microsoft Help Centre Call To Fix Your Computer

Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...

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Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

Funny story: Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks. AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled? Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...

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Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Funny story: Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook. When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, i...

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Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

Funny story: Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

(Health Anxiety Quarterly) - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced a chilling new finding, revealing that germs themselves are some of the dirtiest organisms on our planet. Lead [pronounced leed] researcher, Dr. Hai Po-...

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Detroit Woman Just a Loser

Funny story: Detroit Woman Just a Loser

Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...

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Virus Checkers to be installed on cars

Funny story: Virus Checkers to be installed on cars

Engineers at Cambridge university have shown that modern computers in cars are vulnerable to being hacked. "The computers in cars control ever more of the car's functions these days," said Professor Lee Gate, who led the team that attempted to hac...

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Sky infected with Trojan cyber-spyware asteroid

Funny story: Sky infected with Trojan cyber-spyware asteroid

London - Scientists have confirmed that a 2010 TK7-type of asteroid has hacked into the iononsphere, wreaking havoc with the doomed BSkyB takeover business. The 200/300m-wide rock may be a huge clue in the UK mobile hacking scandal where eavesdrop...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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