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Funny story:  Man Contracts Virus From His Computer

Man Contracts Virus From His Computer

Manny Horkle's wife Bunny said she first noticed a problem when Manny suddenly stopped functioning while the couple was taking an evening walk. "We were walking along and, all of a sudden, he just froze and his left eye began twitching rapidly,"...
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Funny story:  Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
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Funny story:  Office "Funny Guy" Can't Understand Why Letterman Hasn't Called

Office "Funny Guy" Can't Understand Why Letterman Hasn't Called

Parsippany, NJ - If you're a small business owner living in northern New Jersey and have ever required technical support, there's a good chance that you have come across Mr. James Childress. James is a longtime Customer Service Representative at Pars...
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Funny story:  10 Things To Do Whilst Waiting For a Slow Computer

10 Things To Do Whilst Waiting For a Slow Computer

Here, in the latest in his series "10 Things to Do," Nigel St. Faversham explores the options available to those of us struggling with a slow computer. Whether due simply to a full memory, or corrupted to oblivion with countless tics and viruses from the internet, a quick run-through our Top Ten will soon restore your love affair with the laptop, or at the very least keep that stroke at bay for ju...
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Funny story:  Microsoft Help Centre Call To Fix Your Computer

Microsoft Help Centre Call To Fix Your Computer

Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...
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Funny story:  Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks. AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled? Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...
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Funny story:  Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook. When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, i...
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Funny story:  Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

(Health Anxiety Quarterly) - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced a chilling new finding, revealing that germs themselves are some of the dirtiest organisms on our planet. Lead [pronounced leed] researcher, Dr. Hai Po-...
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Funny story:  Detroit Woman Just a Loser

Detroit Woman Just a Loser

Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...
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Funny story:  Virus Checkers to be installed on cars

Virus Checkers to be installed on cars

Engineers at Cambridge university have shown that modern computers in cars are vulnerable to being hacked. "The computers in cars control ever more of the car's functions these days," said Professor Lee Gate, who led the team that attempted to hac...
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Funny story:  Sky infected with Trojan cyber-spyware asteroid

Sky infected with Trojan cyber-spyware asteroid

London - Scientists have confirmed that a 2010 TK7-type of asteroid has hacked into the iononsphere, wreaking havoc with the doomed BSkyB takeover business. The 200/300m-wide rock may be a huge clue in the UK mobile hacking scandal where eavesdrop...
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Funny story:  Microsoft's "House of the future" dogged with problems

Microsoft's "House of the future" dogged with problems

Brainchild of Dr David Page, the house of the future would be both family and eco friendly. A super fast computer controlled every aspect of home management from ordering food to replacing used fridge contents, to switching off lights and appliances...
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Funny story:  Whatever else you do in 2011 don't touch your TFT monitor...

Whatever else you do in 2011 don't touch your TFT monitor...

At exactly 00.01 hours on April 1st a particularly nasty virus - part Trojan, part Worm, part BLING (Bin Laden is a Ninja Ghost), will hit computer, laptop, and even Blackberry users worldwide and will remain active until 2012. Known only as E=mc2...
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Funny story:  Chinese Virus Attack on Foreign Office was Zumziblatoo-F

Chinese Virus Attack on Foreign Office was Zumziblatoo-F

In a press conference in Munich today, William Hague told reporters that the Foreign Office repelled an attack last month from "a hostile state intelligence agency". The virus used in the attack has now been identified as variant F of the infamous Z...
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Funny story:  Israel Announces That Virus Now Affects 100% of Nuclear Weapons Everywhere!

Israel Announces That Virus Now Affects 100% of Nuclear Weapons Everywhere!

Authorities in Israel say that not only have they succeeded in stopping Iran's nuclear program with a killer computer virus that has infected it completely, the virus has changed and headed out into Cyber space and now infects all countries, includin...
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Funny story:  Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4

Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4

This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life. There are times when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these. Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4, A dry Niagra Falls Ancient Ro...
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Funny story:  Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

An alarming computer virus which changes users facebook profiles to cartoon characters is the latest in a series of security embarrassments for facebook. The Looney Toon 1.2 virus is believed to have originated from hackers in Venezuala and has no...
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Funny story:  The Spoof Fans Rate ThinkPoint Virus 4.7 out of 5 Stars

The Spoof Fans Rate ThinkPoint Virus 4.7 out of 5 Stars

TheSpoof fans turned their attention briefly away from Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert to become immersed in the most hilarious new computer virus ever. "ThinkPoint is an absolutely five-star hilarious computer virus!", said one user still rolling on t...
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