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Funny story:  Old Goat Takes Hairy Honors at World Championship

Old Goat Takes Hairy Honors at World Championship

LEINFELDEN-ECHTERDINGEN, GERMANY- A 15 year old billy goat, Sir Butts Alot, thrilled audiences when he took first place at the 2013 World Beard and Moustache Championships held recently in Leinfelden-Echterdingen, Germany. Butts Alot's owner, C...
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Funny story:  Chaos and a surprise winner at 2013 GeoCache competition

Chaos and a surprise winner at 2013 GeoCache competition

This year's International GeoCache competition was headed toward the most successful ever until the US government shutdown took out the GPS satellites, leaving a 91-year-old WWII veteran as the winner. Geocaching is a growing sport where participa...
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Funny story:  Blobfish Elated to Win "Ugliest" Competition

Blobfish Elated to Win "Ugliest" Competition

The results are in. According to an article on the BBC website, the blobfish has earned the unofficial title of "world's ugliest animal." Read the article and see a photo (but not on a full stomach) here. Others have chosen to interview Miss Ame...
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Funny story:  Scientist Find that Primates Don't Have Morality

Scientist Find that Primates Don't Have Morality

Animals that are sensitive to the plight of others have no sense of morality because their reactions are based on an evolutionary process. What people see as human morality is actually the process of evolution. Human morality comes from the brain...
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Funny story:  Christmas Falls Foul of PC Brigade As Santa Closed Down

Christmas Falls Foul of PC Brigade As Santa Closed Down

A North Pole man has been told he can no longer operate his seasonal business venture, delivering toys to children, after he violated several laws and incurred the wrath of politically correct organizations from across the globe. Santa Claus, who...
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Funny story:  WIN a Chance to Play in a Merseyside Derby Winner - Andre Wisdom

WIN a Chance to Play in a Merseyside Derby Winner - Andre Wisdom

Congratulations to Andre Wisdom, the winner of our competition to play in a real Merseyside Derby. Andre chose to play at right-back for Liverpool. The 19-year-old heard about our competition through a kids' football magazine, and jumped at the chance to enter. 'It has been a dream throughout my childhood to play for Manchester United. i saw the chance to play for Liverpool and decided to settl...
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Funny story:  Mud Mania Runs Out Of Mud

Mud Mania Runs Out Of Mud

Gasp! Shock! Horror! Are the sounds that Back and to the Left news were making today as the world famous "Mud Mania" in Shropshire ran out of mud for the first time in it's history. The event began 104 years by a Mr P.J Duncan, as an excuse to thr...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Heather's Nails are Simply Stunning

Isle of Wight News - Heather's Nails are Simply Stunning

Heather Fields, 24, of Shanklin has put the Isle of Wight on the map thanks to her nails! In the National Nail Championships held at Birmingham's NEC Arena, Heather competed among the country's finest nail growers. "It's such an honour," said H...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Fans: What Type Are You?

Robert Pattinson Fans: What Type Are You?

CALLING ALL ROBERT PATTINSON FANS! WHAT TYPE OF ROBERT PATTINSON FAN ARE YOU? We're celebrating the upcoming release of Robert Pattinson's hot new movie Water For Elephants - in which he stars with Reese Widdershins - by offering RPatz fans the opportunity to win one of the following RPatz-tastico prizes: * an emery stick * a lucky hare's ear * an artist's impression o...
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Funny story:  Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships

Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships

Controversy has rocked the World Scrabble Championships in Milton Keynes this week. In the final game between Gary O'Lean and Petra Olium, Olium thought she was on a winner, knowing her opponent was left with a K, W and F, and she was a little over s...
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Funny story:  Strip poker tournament attracts massive viewing figures

Strip poker tournament attracts massive viewing figures

Britain's first televised Strip Poker Tournament took place in Blackpool yesterday, and the viewing figures shot through the roof as word spread around the internet that the Young Women's Cheerleaders Association was taking part this year. The sho...
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Funny story:  Greyhound Trainer Wins Trophy Race!

Greyhound Trainer Wins Trophy Race!

Champion greyhound trainer Wally Devon, 57, from Cornwall defied nature last night when he actually won the Invitational event at a top race meeting. The annual event is an invitation to 24 of the Country's best greyhound racers, the best 6 dogs race...
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Funny story:  Leading male spoof writer starts club for henpecked husbands

Leading male spoof writer starts club for henpecked husbands

It's one thing to be cock of the walk on the top spoof writers table. It's another thing to always have to give in to an argy-bargy with the missus with the words - "Yes Dear". Frustrated with being low man on the totem pole in the family nest, t...
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Funny story:  Tenth Annual Yellow Snowman Competition Begins

Tenth Annual Yellow Snowman Competition Begins

Hosted this year by Oasis Bar & Grille locations around the world, patrons are gearing up for the tenth annual Yellow Snowman competition, with prizes to include an open bar tab at any OB&G location for the period of one year. Started by a...
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Funny story:  Vietnam anyone? But you need to be schizophrenic, bi-polar or have multiple personality disorder to be elgible for THIS competition

Vietnam anyone? But you need to be schizophrenic, bi-polar or have multiple personality disorder to be elgible for THIS competition

I came across this in one of the Dailies: "Luxury travel specialists Travelzest are looking for a luxury holiday tester to try out a fabulous holiday for two in Vietnam and report back on their experience. Enter our competition and it could be youÂ… " Firstly, they must be fixing the competition for a person suffering from, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder or multiple personality disorder bec...
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Funny story:  Rain Competition is bankrupting Crisp Manufacturer

Rain Competition is bankrupting Crisp Manufacturer

Workers, manufacturers of Workers Crisps, have been running a nationally advertised competition to predict where it will rain next in Britain, at which point, Workers will pay ten pounds. This competition has been an amazing success. To much of a...
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Funny story:  Supermarket Tesbury's Competition not very well received

Supermarket Tesbury's Competition not very well received

Supermarket giant Tesbury's recently run competition was won by the only person who entered. The competition was a simple question and answer competition, where the question was "Name the first man on the moon." Marjorie Simpson of Inglenook, Y...
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Funny story:  Gadget Show Winner Is Jailed

Gadget Show Winner Is Jailed

A teenager from Shropshire has been jailed for two years for selling stolen property. In a bizarre turn of events, Terry Jones, 17, from Ludlow in Shropshire, has been found selling items on eBay that are identical to the main prize on this week's...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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