Animals that are sensitive to the plight of others have no sense of morality because their reactions are based on an evolutionary process.
What people see as human morality is actually the process of evolution. Human morality comes from the brain...
A North Pole man has been told he can no longer operate his seasonal business venture, delivering toys to children, after he violated several laws and incurred the wrath of politically correct organizations from across the globe.
Santa Claus, who...
Congratulations to Andre Wisdom, the winner of our competition to play in a real Merseyside Derby. Andre chose to play at right-back for Liverpool. The 19-year-old heard about our competition through a kids' football magazine, and jumped at the chance to enter.
'It has been a dream throughout my childhood to play for Manchester United. i saw the chance to play for Liverpool and decided to settl...
Gasp! Shock! Horror! Are the sounds that Back and to the Left news were making today as the world famous "Mud Mania" in Shropshire ran out of mud for the first time in it's history.
The event began 104 years by a Mr P.J Duncan, as an excuse to thr...
Heather Fields, 24, of Shanklin has put the Isle of Wight on the map thanks to her nails!
In the National Nail Championships held at Birmingham's NEC Arena, Heather competed among the country's finest nail growers.
"It's such an honour," said H...
CALLING ALL ROBERT PATTINSON FANS!
WHAT TYPE OF ROBERT PATTINSON FAN ARE YOU?
We're celebrating the upcoming release of Robert Pattinson's hot new movie Water For Elephants - in which he stars with Reese Widdershins - by offering RPatz fans the opportunity to win one of the following RPatz-tastico prizes:
* an emery stick
* a lucky hare's ear
* an artist's impression o...
Controversy has rocked the World Scrabble Championships in Milton Keynes this week. In the final game between Gary O'Lean and Petra Olium, Olium thought she was on a winner, knowing her opponent was left with a K, W and F, and she was a little over s...
Britain's first televised Strip Poker Tournament took place in Blackpool yesterday, and the viewing figures shot through the roof as word spread around the internet that the Young Women's Cheerleaders Association was taking part this year.
The sho...
Champion greyhound trainer Wally Devon, 57, from Cornwall defied nature last night when he actually won the Invitational event at a top race meeting. The annual event is an invitation to 24 of the Country's best greyhound racers, the best 6 dogs race...
It's one thing to be cock of the walk on the top spoof writers table. It's another thing to always have to give in to an argy-bargy with the missus with the words - "Yes Dear".
Frustrated with being low man on the totem pole in the family nest, t...
Hosted this year by Oasis Bar & Grille locations around the world, patrons are gearing up for the tenth annual Yellow Snowman competition, with prizes to include an open bar tab at any OB&G location for the period of one year.
Started by a...
I came across this in one of the Dailies:
"Luxury travel specialists Travelzest are looking for a luxury holiday tester to try out a fabulous holiday for two in Vietnam and report back on their experience. Enter our competition and it could be you
"
Firstly, they must be fixing the competition for a person suffering from, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder or multiple personality disorder bec...
Workers, manufacturers of Workers Crisps, have been running a nationally advertised competition to predict where it will rain next in Britain, at which point, Workers will pay ten pounds.
This competition has been an amazing success. To much of a...
Supermarket giant Tesbury's recently run competition was won by the only person who entered.
The competition was a simple question and answer competition, where the question was "Name the first man on the moon."
Marjorie Simpson of Inglenook, Y...
A teenager from Shropshire has been jailed for two years for selling stolen property.
In a bizarre turn of events, Terry Jones, 17, from Ludlow in Shropshire, has been found selling items on eBay that are identical to the main prize on this week's...
Local man Kevin Nobbart was presented with the keys to a shiny new Ford Focus yesterday. The car was the first prize in the High St Motors grand raffle.
A delighted Mr Nobhard (Who already has a company car of his own)attended the High St Motors s...
In the world of competitive eating, only one name stands above all others, Paul Boil.
The 29 year old bricklayer from Stafford has won more competitions in his five year career than any other eater competitor on the scene.
Crowned a heady four...
A local sailor has described his delight at having one of his idea's chosen for those cutesy 'Love is
' cartoon's in daily newspapers and tacky greeting cards.
Pirate Pete, 56, entered a competition to select what stupid crappy 'Love is
' cartoon...