The Ministry of Defence has been forced to "scramble" their fighter jet flights over chicken runs in the UK because distressed chickens have been running for their lives as helicopters, fighter jets, and other UFO's (for chickens everything flying is...
Following news that Time Warner Cable has been ordered to pay a Texas woman $229,500 for bombarding her with automated nuisance calls, automated call centres have been quick to include automated call compensation in their repertoire of services.
Barking, Isle of Dogs - A local authority is to pay one million dollars compensation to a man who fell off the pot after eight years in a public toilet.
Barking Council agreed the seven figure payout as part of its compensation culture initiative...
Gateshead council has been ordered to pay £5,000 in compensation to a resident who suffered a fractured ankle after tripping on a payment.
Jack Poundfoot was leaving the council offices when he tripped over a stack of money which had been dropped...
Caribbean - "A classic, Ecuador-style bit of legalistic bullshit," is how constitutional experts have described some Brit shyster lawyers' attempts to sue the governments of the UK, France and Holland for acts of slavery committed by private individ...
Dennis Lakass was disappointed to receive only £5.99 in compensation after his recent accident.
This claim for compensation started when he got a text saying "you may be entitled to £1500 for the accident you had."
Mr. Lakass sent details of...
Fried Chicken Franchises (FCF) have apologised to the mother of a toddler after she found cannabis in her child's mouth on one of its premises.
Stacy Rush complained when she discovered her daughter with the drug at the fast food chain's Newbury r...
World famous director Steven Spielberg and Universal Studios have been served with a multi million dollar lawsuit by an unemployed Los Angeles labourer.
The 50 page suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Court, claims that Speilberg breached the copyright of Angelino Manassa following a car crash in Los Angeles in 1981.
The papers, lodged by lawyer Barnabus E. Wilstein, continue :
Itinerant Irish labourer, Patrick 'Paddy' O'Shady, today defended the substantial award he received for alleged 'hurt feelings' after being called a 'thick mick' by his building contractor employer.
Mr O'Shady mistakenly built a four course high r...
Families of IRA victims have criticised the government for failing to put pressure on America to pay compensation to them. They say America should pay this compensation because it funded the IRA, to allow them to buy explosives used in many atrocitie...
Following the Daily Telegraph expenses revelation concerning MP's claims for hideously large amounts of renovation work to their properties, a Downing Street spokesperson has issued a statement.
The statement reads: "The government is alarmed at t...
A grape is set to sue well known London accountant Mark Spencer for more than £300,000 after claiming he was trodden on by the overweight money-grabber at Tesco in Peckham.
BOSTON, Massachusetts (Rooters) -- A federal judge Thursday ordered the government to pay more than $1.00 in the case of four men who spent decades in prison for a 1965 charge of stealing a block of cheese after the FBI withheld evidence of their in...
London, Friday - You could be forgiven for thinking, reading the above headline, that a lottery syndicate (of prisoners) has scooped the midweek jackpot, but nothing could be further from the truth.
A notorious inmate at Full Sutton jail in East Yorkshire, has been awarded compensation amounting to thousands of pounds after a prison officer callously woke him from an afternoon nap.
Humpty Dumpty, a nursery rhyme character who fell off a wall, is to claim compensation over his literally "life-shattering" event - and will not settle until new wall safety laws are brought into action.
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