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Funny story: Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Caribbean - "A classic, Ecuador-style bit of legalistic bullshit," is how constitutional experts have described some Brit shyster lawyers' attempts to sue the governments of the UK, France and Holland for acts of slavery committed by private individ...
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Funny story: Birmingham man gets a bum deal in 'accident' claim

Birmingham man gets a bum deal in 'accident' claim

Dennis Lakass was disappointed to receive only £5.99 in compensation after his recent accident. This claim for compensation started when he got a text saying "you may be entitled to £1500 for the accident you had." Mr. Lakass sent details of...
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Funny story: Fried chicken franchise sorry over cannabis toddler

Fried chicken franchise sorry over cannabis toddler

Fried Chicken Franchises (FCF) have apologised to the mother of a toddler after she found cannabis in her child's mouth on one of its premises. Stacy Rush complained when she discovered her daughter with the drug at the fast food chain's Newbury r...
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Funny story: Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

World famous director Steven Spielberg and Universal Studios have been served with a multi million dollar lawsuit by an unemployed Los Angeles labourer. The 50 page suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Court, claims that Speilberg breached the copyright of Angelino Manassa following a car crash in Los Angeles in 1981. The papers, lodged by lawyer Barnabus E. Wilstein, continue : "On Ma...
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Funny story: Irishman Wins Award for 'Hurt Feelings'

Irishman Wins Award for 'Hurt Feelings'

Itinerant Irish labourer, Patrick 'Paddy' O'Shady, today defended the substantial award he received for alleged 'hurt feelings' after being called a 'thick mick' by his building contractor employer. Mr O'Shady mistakenly built a four course high r...
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Funny story: IRA victims criticise PM on America

IRA victims criticise PM on America

Families of IRA victims have criticised the government for failing to put pressure on America to pay compensation to them. They say America should pay this compensation because it funded the IRA, to allow them to buy explosives used in many atrocitie...
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Funny story: MP's to be Compensated for Loss of Hearing!

MP's to be Compensated for Loss of Hearing!

Following the Daily Telegraph expenses revelation concerning MP's claims for hideously large amounts of renovation work to their properties, a Downing Street spokesperson has issued a statement. The statement reads: "The government is alarmed at t...
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Funny story: Grape Sues Man in Supermarket Row

Grape Sues Man in Supermarket Row

A grape is set to sue well known London accountant Mark Spencer for more than £300,000 after claiming he was trodden on by the overweight money-grabber at Tesco in Peckham.
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Funny story: U.S. must pay $1.00 to men framed by FBI

U.S. must pay $1.00 to men framed by FBI

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Rooters) -- A federal judge Thursday ordered the government to pay more than $1.00 in the case of four men who spent decades in prison for a 1965 charge of stealing a block of cheese after the FBI withheld evidence of their in...
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Funny story: Prisoners in £2.5m payout

Prisoners in £2.5m payout

London, Friday - You could be forgiven for thinking, reading the above headline, that a lottery syndicate (of prisoners) has scooped the midweek jackpot, but nothing could be further from the truth.
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Funny story: Charles Bronson In £30,000 Damages Award

Charles Bronson In £30,000 Damages Award

A notorious inmate at Full Sutton jail in East Yorkshire, has been awarded compensation amounting to thousands of pounds after a prison officer callously woke him from an afternoon nap.
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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty Claims Compensation

Humpty Dumpty Claims Compensation

Humpty Dumpty, a nursery rhyme character who fell off a wall, is to claim compensation over his literally "life-shattering" event - and will not settle until new wall safety laws are brought into action.
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