WASHINGTON DC - The President has calmed the Chinese military who had been ready to attack the United States, as previously reported
Our mole in the White House communications room has intercepted this diplomatic communication, addressed to the Chinese Communist Chairmen:
Dear China,
Sorry, I did not mean to call my dog something that was so offensive. Must be the diet soda I had been dr...
New York, NY--Kermit the Frog made a rare prime time appearance on The O'Reilly Factor to defend the new Muppets movie.
Kermit the Frog did get a little beligerent went O'Reilly called the movie a weak attempt at class warfare.
"You F@$king id...
Newspapers and internet websites in China continue to be strictly controlled by the state. This week it was revealed that they may be further restricted, following an order from the totalitarian government to avoid people reading about what they call...
The Communist Parties of various European countries have been holding an international convention, at which they debated how to combat inequality worldwide. In particular they wish to eradicate inequality between rich Westerners and poorer people in...
ANGELS' GROVE CITY, CA - The Leader Obama, has, with the help of some film studios, depicted Americana as if it were a democratic state.
Research and creative abilities have been poured into what the nation would look like, including renaming Ange...
China and its Paki-lackey ally always put on a mighty show for visiting US officials. While the latter's medal-loving military peacocks love to strut out captured wanted militants, the former prefers to compete on a more equal level.
So it was no...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a press conference outside his home, Mikhail Gobachev agreed with American thinking.
"Obama is definitely a commie," he said. "Oh yes. He hasn't killed millions, but yes a communist."
He pointed out facts about the new hea...
Ken Lucid writes:
In 1979, Leonid Vitalyevich Kantorovich shared the Nobel Prize for economics for his work on the optimal allocation of scarce resources.
He pioneered the technique of linear programming, having developed the first model in 1939.
Complete and utter bastard!
By the time I was taking O-level maths, linear programming was on the syllabus and I hated it. Just could not get...
Arnold Q. Feppish, 79, of the Old Fort Trailer Court, Unit 26, in Palm Bay has recently discovered that startling fact about his older sister Jean and is wondering how he can cash in on it.
"She could have been it," he says. "Definitely, if she'd...
This week I had the rather dubious pleasure of visiting Soviet Gribblethorpe, a northern ex-mining town previously known as Gribblethorpe. It changed its name about a year ago after locals elected Communist councillors, who promptly decided to change the way the whole community was run.
Private property was confiscated, all industry was "collectivised", and the world watched to see if the expe...
BEIJING, China - Despots punctuated their nation's 60th anniversary on Thursday with a precision display of military marksmanship that included submachine-gunning crowds of hapless celebrants.
Thinking they would be celebrating, peasants were unp...
BEJING China - An anonymous message was delivered to the US embassy giving 30 days for Americans to vacate.
The message seems to be in reponse to these events, previously reported:
...Bernanke now claims all the tea in China, as well as all t...
A video showing elementary school students learning songs of praise for President Barack Obama for his "greater than great accomplishments" and efforts to "continue to be greater than all the other's combined" is generating anger from many Americans...
A hacker apparently infiltrated hundreds of school video systems across the United States Tuesday and introduced the virulent socialism virus into them. Monitors from the Fox Fruitcake Company, who discovered the hacking and disclosed it to the publi...
Chicago - What started as a trickle has turned into a flood. Americans are adrift in a sea of Communist art. "Our purple mountains are being eroded by red waves," said Joe Smith. Smith says he became aware of the Communist plot to destroy America...
Robert Pattinson today gave an interview on his concepts of communism and capitalism. Pattinson explains that Capitalism helps Communism because Capitalism deteriorates an enemy's social structure.
Robert Pattinson explains that Capitalism causes...
Khanty-Mansiysk,Siberia-Long time white house correspondent Helen Thomas awoke with a start from a twenty year nap to discover that a communist had taken over the presidency. The visibly disturbed Ms. Thomas then launched into a horrendous verbal ass...
The great English union leader Arthur (The Scar) Gill once said: "Red or Blue, we all have pub talk under our skin.
"Say what you like about politics, but religion and politics remain some of the few things around that can disunite people all over...