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Funny story: Santa Claus, A Red Agent

Santa Claus, A Red Agent

Imagine every night, the same night every year in fact, a morbidly obese man broke into your home distributing wealth, eating your food, and brainwashing children. Would you let this man into your home? Would you let this man near your children? His...
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Funny story: Executive order mandates socialized canines

Executive order mandates socialized canines

WASHINGTON DC - Congress was bypassed on yet another front this morning as the President signed an executive order, number K9666, requiring all dogs in the United States be socialized. As the President signed the order, sporting a bandage on his l...
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Funny story: Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins and his loopy crones are celebrating following a new ruling that will prevent any questioning of the religion of evolution to the poor children in our schools. The Department for indoct...
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Funny story: WWIII avoided for now

WWIII avoided for now

WASHINGTON DC - The President has calmed the Chinese military who had been ready to attack the United States, as previously reported Our mole in the White House communications room has intercepted this diplomatic communication, addressed to the Chinese Communist Chairmen: Dear China, Sorry, I did not mean to call my dog something that was so offensive. Must be the diet soda I had been dr...
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Funny story: Kermit the Frog Goes on O'Reilly to defend new Muppet movie

Kermit the Frog Goes on O'Reilly to defend new Muppet movie

New York, NY--Kermit the Frog made a rare prime time appearance on The O'Reilly Factor to defend the new Muppets movie. Kermit the Frog did get a little beligerent went O'Reilly called the movie a weak attempt at class warfare. "You F@$king id...
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Funny story: Chinese government steps up news suppression

Chinese government steps up news suppression

Newspapers and internet websites in China continue to be strictly controlled by the state. This week it was revealed that they may be further restricted, following an order from the totalitarian government to avoid people reading about what they call...
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Funny story: Communist party reveals plan to eradicate inequality

Communist party reveals plan to eradicate inequality

The Communist Parties of various European countries have been holding an international convention, at which they debated how to combat inequality worldwide. In particular they wish to eradicate inequality between rich Westerners and poorer people in...
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Funny story: Parallel Universe: Dictator Obama Shows What Nation Would Look Like In a Democracy

Parallel Universe: Dictator Obama Shows What Nation Would Look Like In a Democracy

ANGELS' GROVE CITY, CA - The Leader Obama, has, with the help of some film studios, depicted Americana as if it were a democratic state. Research and creative abilities have been poured into what the nation would look like, including renaming Ange...
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Funny story: China to purchase Facebook after stealth fighter plane breaks up post test flight - pilot executed

China to purchase Facebook after stealth fighter plane breaks up post test flight - pilot executed

China and its Paki-lackey ally always put on a mighty show for visiting US officials. While the latter's medal-loving military peacocks love to strut out captured wanted militants, the former prefers to compete on a more equal level. So it was no...
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Funny story: "Obama Is So Totally a Communist" says Former USSR Vetaran

"Obama Is So Totally a Communist" says Former USSR Vetaran

WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a press conference outside his home, Mikhail Gobachev agreed with American thinking. "Obama is definitely a commie," he said. "Oh yes. He hasn't killed millions, but yes a communist." He pointed out facts about the new hea...
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Funny story: History Review: Red Plenty, by Francis Spufford

History Review: Red Plenty, by Francis Spufford

Ken Lucid writes: In 1979, Leonid Vitalyevich Kantorovich shared the Nobel Prize for economics for his work on the optimal allocation of scarce resources. He pioneered the technique of linear programming, having developed the first model in 1939. Complete and utter bastard! By the time I was taking O-level maths, linear programming was on the syllabus and I hated it. Just could not get...
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Funny story: Sister of Florida retiree could have been first chairperson of Chinese communist party

Sister of Florida retiree could have been first chairperson of Chinese communist party

Arnold Q. Feppish, 79, of the Old Fort Trailer Court, Unit 26, in Palm Bay has recently discovered that startling fact about his older sister Jean and is wondering how he can cash in on it. "She could have been it," he says. "Definitely, if she'd...
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Funny story: A Day in Soviet Gribblethorpe

A Day in Soviet Gribblethorpe

This week I had the rather dubious pleasure of visiting Soviet Gribblethorpe, a northern ex-mining town previously known as Gribblethorpe. It changed its name about a year ago after locals elected Communist councillors, who promptly decided to change the way the whole community was run. Private property was confiscated, all industry was "collectivised", and the world watched to see if the expe...
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Funny story: China Celebrates Sixty Years of Communism

China Celebrates Sixty Years of Communism

BEIJING, China - Despots punctuated their nation's 60th anniversary on Thursday with a precision display of military marksmanship that included submachine-gunning crowds of hapless celebrants. Thinking they would be celebrating, peasants were unp...
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Funny story: China defaults on all financial instruments and deeds, restoring communism

China defaults on all financial instruments and deeds, restoring communism

BEJING China - An anonymous message was delivered to the US embassy giving 30 days for Americans to vacate. The message seems to be in reponse to these events, previously reported: ...Bernanke now claims all the tea in China, as well as all t...
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Funny story: Schoolchildren In Video Taught To Praise Chairman Mao...I Mean Obama

Schoolchildren In Video Taught To Praise Chairman Mao...I Mean Obama

A video showing elementary school students learning songs of praise for President Barack Obama for his "greater than great accomplishments" and efforts to "continue to be greater than all the other's combined" is generating anger from many Americans...
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Funny story: Hacker Infects School Video Systems with Socialism Virus

Hacker Infects School Video Systems with Socialism Virus

A hacker apparently infiltrated hundreds of school video systems across the United States Tuesday and introduced the virulent socialism virus into them. Monitors from the Fox Fruitcake Company, who discovered the hacking and disclosed it to the publi...
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Funny story: "American Gothic" a Communist Work of Art

"American Gothic" a Communist Work of Art

Chicago - What started as a trickle has turned into a flood. Americans are adrift in a sea of Communist art. "Our purple mountains are being eroded by red waves," said Joe Smith. Smith says he became aware of the Communist plot to destroy America...
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