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It's Not His Fault

Funny story: It's Not His Fault

A new study by the New England School of women's Psychology Studies has confirmed what many sceptics have always believed. This study proves beyond a reasonable doubt that women are almost always, but not sometimes, psychologically deficient when it...

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"Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

Funny story: "Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

In an intimate romantic relationship between a man and a woman, it is inevitable that at some point the woman will say a sentence that begins with the words "Well, if I have to tell you." Depending on the specific relationship, sentences of this type...

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Over-Communicating

Funny story: Over-Communicating

Hoff here. Yes. It's been something that I've been watching with interest for some time now. We; all of us; this whole society have begun an era of "over-communications". Is there any place that one can go without seeing or hearing SOMEONE using a cellphone? In cars, on bikes (that are hazards on the roadways, to begin with. And if you don't believe me, read my last editorial….), in supermar...

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Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Funny story: Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Anywhere U.S.A.---In an unprecendented scientific study conducted by a idiotic research team at Pace University, it was discovered that 88% of Americans spent the majority of their time off from work during the last week of December ignoring family m...

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Dolphins call each other dirty names

Funny story: Dolphins call each other dirty names

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a report today that supports the long-suspected assumption that dolphins were really mean deep down inside. "Calling each other names is just the beginning," said Jan Vincent, instructor of marine scie...

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Linguistic Balkanization of Congress Studied

Funny story: Linguistic Balkanization of Congress Studied

Luci Tung, Phd. in Linguistic Research at Babel University, has recently released her groundbreaking study of the increase in disparity of the meaning of common English words as used by members of the U.S. Congress. She begins by showing how cultu...

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Facebook and Twitter Gone, Replaced by Pony Express

Funny story: Facebook and Twitter Gone, Replaced by Pony Express

Internet slowdowns, Twitter technical problems, Facebook glitches. ENOUGH! The U. S. has decided to replace the Internet and all its trappings with something more efficient -- Pony Express, a fabulous 19th century U. S. communication system.

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Strype to adopt the new 8th generation HD standard

Funny story: Strype to adopt the new 8th generation HD standard

Being in the top ten VoIP companies worldwide with revenues that exceed £10 a year, STRYPE leads the way in video conferencing quality. Yesterday, the company's spokesman announced the beta version of the client that will enable people to have video-...

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President Obama's and President Bush's Communication Skills Examined

Funny story: President Obama's and President Bush's Communication Skills Examined

Washington DC: Dr. Kartoffel Kopf, a visiting professor from the Dusseldorf School of Linguistics, has been lecturing here in the USA about how great leaders communicate. He has postulated an analytical model to measure the information contained in a...

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President Bush Calls for Strike on Burundi

Funny story: President Bush Calls for Strike on Burundi

After President Bush had a meeting with Halliburton executives and hearing of their plans to set up a headquarters in Burundi, U.S. Intelligence submitted that Burundi may be developing weapons of mass communication. It is rumored that one Burundi c...

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Efforts of 'Dancing Bees' are often wasted on distracted voters

Funny story: Efforts of 'Dancing Bees' are often wasted on distracted voters

Much has been made about the waggle dance, a fox trot of sorts that campaigning politicians do to tell voter 'bees' they have found a good publicity source, 'issue' or a juicy scandal.

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MySpace: The 21st Century Whorehouse

For purposes of identity protection, details concerning identities will not be exposed, either through this article or any subsequent communication with the author. Now, Onward!...

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Mobile Phones Rack up 20 years of (ab)use

Funny story: Mobile Phones Rack up 20 years of (ab)use

The mobile phone, the bane and savior of modern day communication. The whole story began 20 years ago when comedian Ernie Wise made the first mobile phone call in the UK accross the Vodaphone network.

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The [sic] factor

When you learn to write, and I don’t mean the alphabet, I mean after you got that stuff down and put words and sentences together and thoughts and feelings and … stuff … you learn that the communication process should involve a reader. Once you have a reader, then you have to be sure that you know what you are writing is clear and moreover, that the reader knows what you are writing is cle...

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