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Funny story:  Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

British diver, Simon Legg, has swept the board at the diving in the Delhi Commonwealth games today as the only competitor to take part in the event. Gold was virtually guaranteed as long as he could complete the event, and as the event, once started,...
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Funny story:  Golden-haired stray dog runs out of his lane at Commonwealth Games and still manages to win India's first track gold medal!

Golden-haired stray dog runs out of his lane at Commonwealth Games and still manages to win India's first track gold medal!

He burst through a tunnel, ran the wrong way onto the track; ran outside his lane and still managed to win India's first track gold medal, drawing ecstatic cheers from the loud and raucous partisan human crowd and congratulatory Woofs from the contin...
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Funny story:  Brown invades Comm Games

Brown invades Comm Games

Delhi, India. The nineteenth Commonwealth Games have been further dragged down as a sporting contest when former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown appeared controversially in a number of contests here in Delhi. The first event Brown was spotted in wa...
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Funny story:  Commonwealth Swimmers get Delhi Belly

Commonwealth Swimmers get Delhi Belly

Commonwealth Games Federation president Michael Fennell has said he is worried about the number of swimmers who are becoming ill in Delhi. Over 50 swimmers have become unwell after competing at the Mukherjee Aquatics Complex. The complex named a...
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Funny story:  Caught in the act - lusty western athletes winning gold in condom-sport at Delhi Games.  Brits, Aussies, Canadians keeping mum

Caught in the act - lusty western athletes winning gold in condom-sport at Delhi Games. Brits, Aussies, Canadians keeping mum

Western-media bashing of the Commonwealth Games was raised to high decibels just before the games began. Now complaints have begun emanating from athletes bathrooms. Only this time the western media can't bash the Indian politicians, the Games chie...
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Funny story:  New Zealand branded as racists because Indian minister Mrs. Dikshit didn't find it funny?

New Zealand branded as racists because Indian minister Mrs. Dikshit didn't find it funny?

New Zealand home of it's indigenous Maori's and many immigrants including "black sheep" have been branded "racists" by Indian Chief Minister Mrs (wait for it) Dikshit. She just happens to be managing the Delhi Commonwealth games and has made a fin...
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Funny story:  8,000 Used Condoms Clog Up Village Drains At Commonwealth Games

8,000 Used Condoms Clog Up Village Drains At Commonwealth Games

Thousands of flushed condoms threaten to choke the Commonwealth Games village's drainage system, media reports said, in the latest problem to hit the venue from hidden snakes to outbreaks of dengue to rabid bats to gorilla or rather, monkey warfare.
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Funny story:  Hungarian Sludge To Blame For Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool Problems

Hungarian Sludge To Blame For Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool Problems

Toxic red sludge from a spill at an industrial plant in Hungary could be to blame for a spate of illnesses amongst swimmers at the Commonwealth Games in Delhi, it has been claimed by a madman. The sludge has killed all the fish in one river in Hun...
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Funny story:  Delhi Belly strikes Commonwealth Swimmers

Delhi Belly strikes Commonwealth Swimmers

Stomach cramps, diarrhoea and vomiting is sweeping across the swimming squads at this year's Commonwealth games in Delhi. Team doctors have identified several different bacteria responsible and have concluded that they are picking up the strains from...
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Funny story:  Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool 'Full Of Piss'

Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool 'Full Of Piss'

There were calls for the Commonwealth Games swimming pool to be emptied and cleaned tonight, after investigations by games officials found that it was full of urine. The investigation took place after several swimmers complained of stomach upsets...
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Funny story:  Giant Turd Found At Bottom Of Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool

Giant Turd Found At Bottom Of Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool

Commonwealth Games officials investigating the quality of the water in the Games' swimming pool have revealed that they have found what may have been causing illness amongst several of the swimmers - a giant turd. England's team leader John Atkins...
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Funny story:  Princess Diana's ghost seen at Commonwealth Games as Camilla sweats buckets in heavy tights

Princess Diana's ghost seen at Commonwealth Games as Camilla sweats buckets in heavy tights

No matter how hard she tries, poor Camilla will always be relegated to the Rottweiler category. Witness her appearance with the dried-out old Royal sausage Charles at the Commonwealth Games - trotted out in heavy tights, more like compression stoc...
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Funny story:  Pick a spectator - new Commonwealth Games sport

Pick a spectator - new Commonwealth Games sport

The 2010 Indian Commonwealth Games Committee has added a final sporting event to this years games. Not content with the usual British sports the committee has decided to add a 'spot the spectator' element to each sport.This has been a decision made i...
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Funny story:  Hunt for Commonwealth Games Spectators

Hunt for Commonwealth Games Spectators

The absence of an audience for the Commonwealth Games at the Deli in India is proving more of a talking point to observers than the Games themselves. Observers have been counting numbers and awarding highest marks for the lowest number of spectato...
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Funny story:  Comm Games last minute drama

Comm Games last minute drama

Delhi, India - The nineteenth Commonwealth Games, currently being held in the the sub-continent, have suffered their first major setback when half of the competitors scheduled to compete at these games, withdrew in protest at the appalling standard o...
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Funny story:  Delhi Commonwealth Games Almost Ready- India Rolls Out Yellow Carpet

Delhi Commonwealth Games Almost Ready- India Rolls Out Yellow Carpet

The Prince of Wales finally arrived at Delhi to co-inaugurate the Commonwealth Games in Delhi. The games venues and the athlete's village were deemed ready. The Indian delegation proudly rolled out a yellow carpet, as the dying process to make the c...
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Funny story:  Camilla Misses Commonwealth Games Ceremony

Camilla Misses Commonwealth Games Ceremony

We can report that Camilla, Prince Charles' mate, missed the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games due to a bout of stable cough. Stable cough can be caused by sleeping in infected straw. For security reasons Camilla was not allowed to fly to...
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Funny story:  Charlie Boy Opens Commonwealth

Charlie Boy Opens Commonwealth

It's Open! No, not the chip shop down the road. The 19th Commonwealth Games was officially opened by Prince Charles, who made an iconic speech to mark the day. "It gives me great joy to say that the Commonwealth Games. It would give me greater joy...
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