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Funny story: Thanksgiving Comet or Royal Death Star? The portents look ominous

Thanksgiving Comet or Royal Death Star? The portents look ominous

London, UK - The Astronomer Royal has issued a DeafCon Two alert about the Thanksgiving Comet as it crosses Queen Elizabeth's natal house of horrors in a sun grazing fly-past tomorrow at noon. Comet Ison's imminent cakewalk takes place exactly 333...
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Funny story: Holy cow! Texas Creationist nut teaching kids about 'Comet Bison'

Holy cow! Texas Creationist nut teaching kids about 'Comet Bison'

Texarse - A Professor of Cosmology at the George W Bush First Creationist Academy of Crawford has warned students about the dangers of stargazing at incoming 'comet of the century' Comet Bison (sic) as it sashays into its Thanksgiving and Hanukkah ca...
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Funny story: Comet iSon App appears as new Apple iPad Air screensaver

Comet iSon App appears as new Apple iPad Air screensaver

Cupertino, California - Hundreds of thousands of lucky iPad Air owners got an awesome surprise today as Comet Ison suddenly popped up as a live, real time screensaver App for their gorgeous new tablets. The cosmic sungrazer is currently hurtling t...
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Funny story: Www-dot-royal-dot-co-dot-uk-slash-morgue launches 'in case of stuff'

Www-dot-royal-dot-co-dot-uk-slash-morgue launches 'in case of stuff'

London, UK - A slew of weird omens and portents has kicked into action the Palace's official condolences site. Hosted by LA-based Aintgottaprayer.con bookmakers the online obituary tool cleared today's inaugural test run with flying colors reporti...
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Funny story: First visual of the Christmas Comet scheduled for pagan New Year's Eve

First visual of the Christmas Comet scheduled for pagan New Year's Eve

San Ramon, California - Wiccans, eat yer hearts out: this year's Halloween celebrations should see the first glimpse of the astonishingly beautiful Comet Ison as it heads towards its debut transit of Planet Earth. Already dubbed the Christmas Com...
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