Iowa, USA - A giant fireball strafing the Iowa/Minnesota border may not be meteor debris as first reported but giant chunks of a Thanksgiving comet that exploded during a brush-past with the sun last month.
Locals who witnessed the phenomenon said...
London, UK - The Astronomer Royal has issued a DeafCon Two alert about the Thanksgiving Comet as it crosses Queen Elizabeth's natal house of horrors in a sun grazing fly-past tomorrow at noon.
Comet Ison's imminent cakewalk takes place exactly 333...
Texarse - A Professor of Cosmology at the George W Bush First Creationist Academy of Crawford has warned students about the dangers of stargazing at incoming 'comet of the century' Comet Bison (sic) as it sashays into its Thanksgiving and Hanukkah ca...
Cupertino, California - Hundreds of thousands of lucky iPad Air owners got an awesome surprise today as Comet Ison suddenly popped up as a live, real time screensaver App for their gorgeous new tablets.
The cosmic sungrazer is currently hurtling t...
London, UK - A slew of weird omens and portents has kicked into action the Palace's official condolences site.
Hosted by LA-based Aintgottaprayer.con bookmakers the online obituary tool cleared today's inaugural test run with flying colors reporti...
San Ramon, California - Wiccans, eat yer hearts out: this year's Halloween celebrations should see the first glimpse of the astonishingly beautiful Comet Ison as it heads towards its debut transit of Planet Earth.
Already dubbed the Christmas Com...
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