In a midnight tweet last night President Donald Trump tweeted: "I will issue an executive order tomorrow to decertify Columbus DAY...why should just one city get a national holiday named for them...SAD!"
In a 3:AM tweet he wrote: "Why not a Clevel...
HOUSTON - In an effort to avoid any adverse publicity NASA has sent out an in-house memo that the facts concerning Mars Rover Incident #717, were to be kept extremely confidential.
The author of the memorandum, who has since been identified as Bri...
TARZANA - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez recently spoke with Fuchsia Garfunkel a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle.
The very happy couple announced plans for a brand new amusement theme park that they have been talking about since la...
Newfoundland Nova Scotia: A group of US archeological students on a field trip to Canada recently visited St. Anthony, where the ruins of a small Viking village were discovered in 1960 by Norwegian archaeologists. The site is believed to be the first...
BOSTON - Naomi Campbell was in town watching the Boston Celtics play the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals.
She was asked if she had been mean to any of her employees lately. Naomi asked "Say wot?"
When asked the question again, she exploded...
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