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UKIP to demand we add eleven days to the calendar

Funny story: UKIP to demand we add eleven days to the calendar

After successfully getting the British to vote themselves into more austerity by leaving the European Union, UKIP leader (insert the name used this week here) has said that their party is still relevant, that they will now fight to remove all traces...

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Scientists uncover the source of colour

Funny story: Scientists uncover the source of colour

Theoretical physicists have long since understood that the universe is comprised of electrons, neutrons and protons, but have been scratching their head for decades as to what makes different things different colours. After decades of searching, they...

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The Color of the Year According to Pantone

Funny story: The Color of the Year According to Pantone

Pantone Universe has decided that a cooler shade should be named the color of year. It is called Radiant Orchid, a pinkish purple that has already been spotted on chairs, cars, suits, ties, walls, and even running shoes. This color is a great complem...

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Man Involved In Argument Over The Colour Turquoise

Funny story: Man Involved In Argument Over The Colour Turquoise

An English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told of an incident in which he and his girlfriend became involved in an argument over the colour turquoise. The man, Moys Kenwood, claims he asked his girlfriend, Nok, who was wearing a pair o...

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A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

Funny story: A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

Researchers for Arizona's famous Sheriff Arpaio have been in contact with several of Barack Obama's teachers and classmates from his elementary school days in Malaysia. Arpaio, a critic of and target of the Administration, has been in the news latel...

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Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Funny story: Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Pseudo Sciences have developed a new formulation paint that has been shown in clinical trials to cure colour blindness. The new paint, available in any colour, is used like ordinary paint and comes in both matt and gloss. "We take common dyes...

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Amazon offer a new way of searching

Funny story: Amazon offer a new way of searching

Amazon, the online all-in-one, uber efficient retailer has long been a pioneer in online retailing. Now they have gone one step further by allowing people to search their product base ordered not just by price or popularity, but also by colour. "S...

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Scientists prove colour is not a black and white issue

A team of brain researchers, painters and decorators at Do-It-All University have found that some people have the ability to hallucinate colours at will - even without the help of hypnosis, hallucinogenic drugs, or Dulux colour charts. The study,...

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Colour blind? There's an app for that

Funny story: Colour blind? There's an app for that

The latest applelet from MyWay Apps is set to be a godsend to the fifteen percent of the world's population that suffers from anomalous trichromacy, or colour blindness. The app, iCanSeeClearlyNow, makes use of the iPhone 4's extraordinary camera...

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The Colours of Victory are Bright!

Funny story: The Colours of Victory are Bright!

Scientists have found that in competitive games of team sports statistics show that the teams wearing light coloured strips do better in terms of winning matches compared to those teams wearing darker colours, with teams wearing mostly white doing th...

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Green is the most relaxing colour

Funny story: Green is the most relaxing colour

After extensive research by the Portsmouth Institute for Social Sciences it has been determined that colour bias - the preference for one colour over another - is universal. "We have used several hundred paint colour charts from a variety of manuf...

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Department Of Homeland Security Revises Threat Warnings

Funny story: Department Of Homeland Security Revises Threat Warnings

The Department of Homeland Security is revising the color coded threat warnings that they have been using for a few years to monitor terrorist warning levels. People will no longer have to worry about whether green or orange is worse than blue or red...

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Visual World To Revert To Black-and-White

Funny story: Visual World To Revert To Black-and-White

Scientists have warned that our visual world will almost certainly revert to monochrome, or black-and-white, within the next five to ten years. Those who have viewed photographs, films or television recordings made during the early or mid 20th cen...

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Isle of Wight News - New Secondary colour discovered

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - New Secondary colour discovered

A new secondary colour has been discovered by Professor Harold Boggoff, a long time resident of Newby, Isle of Wight. When interviewed he said: "Well I was in my lab., by which I obviously mean 'laboratory', when it happened. I was dissecting...

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Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Funny story: Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Whilst contemplating having a "pussy' share one's life one should study the recommendations given in a Nepalese scientific study recently. The results were astounding here they are: A) A white "Pussy" is normally well house-trained, reluctant to sit on one's lap, doesn't like being told when to purr and blows hot and cold! B) A "Tiger Pussy" can be intimidating, fiery hot and fiercely col...

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Nick Griffin Takes on Magenta

Funny story: Nick Griffin Takes on Magenta

London - Flush with newfound credibility as a political leader on the Beeb, BNP leader Nick Griffin has announced that his next move to make Britain all-white will be to take on Magenta with possible Cyan and Yellow to follow shortly thereafter which...

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Scientists in new colour discovery

Funny story: Scientists in new colour discovery

Scientists at the prestigious University of York say that they have discovered a new colour. Although normally outside the human range, like infra-red, the new colour can be viewed with special glasses. Describing the find as "momentous", Vice-Ch...

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Big Busts Unite!

Funny story: Big Busts Unite!

I say all of us big busted girls should unite. How many of us are tired of black, tan, and white? Can I get an Amen, sisters? How many of us are tired of the little B-cups getting leopard print, and pretty colors? How many of us are tired of stiff, itchy lace? How many of us just want to feel pretty?...

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