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Funny story: The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands. Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...
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Funny story: Pot Smokers Banned from Mountain Climbing in Colorado

Pot Smokers Banned from Mountain Climbing in Colorado

DENVER, COLORADO - In a special meeting of the Colorado General Assembly, lawmakers decided today to ban pot smokers from mountain climbing in Colorado while under the influence. Despite Colorado's favorable marijuana law, lawmakers are concerned...
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Funny story: New Toking/Smoking Weather Forecast Available

New Toking/Smoking Weather Forecast Available

DENVER, COLORADO - The Denver/Boulder Office of the National Weather Service will now include the new and specific forecasting of Chinook winds as they apply to the distribution of marijuana and other kinds of personal smoke down along the front rang...
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Funny story: World Series Results not a Surprise

World Series Results not a Surprise

It was a World Series for the ages: the Green Monster, the Curse of the Bambino, Snow at Coors Field, Fenway Park, the Ghost of Bill Buckner, 21 wins in 22 games, Denver's play off sweeps, Bloody Sock 2, The Old Timers versus The First Timers, &q...
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The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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