Showing:

Funny satire stories about Colonel Sanders

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Clinton campaign claims Bernie related to Colonel Sanders

Clinton campaign claims Bernie related to Colonel Sanders

A super PAC associated with the Hillary Clinton campaign is reportedly going to release a television commercial beginning in South Carolina that suggests Bernie Sanders and Colonel Sanders, the semi fictional Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, are relat...
View 'Clinton campaign claims Bernie related to Colonel Sanders'
Funny story: Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...
View 'Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders'
Funny story: Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot

Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot

Burlington, Vermont -- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected deceased fast food mogul Col. Harlan David Sanders as his vice presidential running mate. Asked to describe the "flavor" of their campaign, Col. Sanders said: "It...
View 'Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot'
Funny story: KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - "We almost lost a billion dollar market in Russia", stated KFC spokesman, Stonewall Jackson VI, today in a news conference to announce its expansion in the former Soviet Union. "When we ordered the KFC signs from a local...
View 'KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market'
Funny story: Long John Comes Out As Chick-Fil-A Wars Escalate

Long John Comes Out As Chick-Fil-A Wars Escalate

The fast food wars heated up today as restaurant icons took sides in the increasingly hostile Chick-Fil-A debate. The controversy began when Chick-Fil-A honcho Dan Cathay spoke out against gay marriage late last week. Since then, drag queens have bee...
View 'Long John Comes Out As Chick-Fil-A Wars Escalate'
Funny story: Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated

Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated

As the Bonkettes make final preparations for their upcoming gig at the Eternal City's legendary Colosseum, news just in suggests that a legal representative from the law firm of Huckham & Fukkham arrived at the band's hotel on the fashionable Via...
View 'Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated'
Funny story: The Colonel refuses promotion to General

The Colonel refuses promotion to General

In a shock rebuff to the US army, Colonel Saunders has rejected a promotion to General. The promotion was offered to Colonel Saunders last week in recognition of his long service. Colonel Saunders speaking on a telephone from his chicken farm...
View 'The Colonel refuses promotion to General'
Funny story: Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity

Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity

Osaka, Japan - (Fishy Finger Ass Mess): A Japanese baseball team's ritual desecration of a Colonel Sanders effigy ended this week with the dredging of Osaka's Dotonbori riverbed and the retrieval of the iconic totem. The Hanshin Tigers threw the t...
View 'Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity'
Funny story: Colonel Saunders, 102 given freedom of city

Colonel Saunders, 102 given freedom of city

A 102 year-old veteran, Lt. Col. Frank Saunders was awarded the Freedom of the City in a ceremony held in Stirling Castle today. The ceremony included veterans who served in many campaigns last century and also current personnel along with parachute...
View 'Colonel Saunders, 102 given freedom of city'
Funny story: Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

There was joy unconfined today on the streets of Kentucky's largest city as news of the states most famous resident's promotion to General leaked out.
View 'Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Breaking News!

Donald Trump Promises to Build a Wall Against the Zika Virus and Make It Pay for It
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 2?

2 3 18 10
61 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more