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Funny story: Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls for the Spoof Chess Championship!

Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls for the Spoof Chess Championship!

Following the rather embarrassing, humiliating, and farcial non-event of the Boxing Championship last week, held on board a Barbary Coast pirate boat in the Mediterranean, and licensed by the Lithuanian Boxing Federation Board, between Bidney Sollock...
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Funny story: Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Shocking revelations from the UK today as a close knit group of satirists, known as 'The Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' finally bowed to unrelenting pressure from extreme masculinists, and came out of the closet waving pink chiffon scarves, whilst proud...
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Funny story: Local Dictator Terrorises ITV 'Lewis' Production Team After Solving 'The Indelible Stain' Crime In Five Minutes Flat

Local Dictator Terrorises ITV 'Lewis' Production Team After Solving 'The Indelible Stain' Crime In Five Minutes Flat

Local ex-Bolivian dictator and mass murderer, Colonel Juan, amazed his beautiful amateur sleuth of a wife last night when he accurately solved the final episode of the current series of Lewis - within five minutes of the start. Armed with an expen...
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Funny story: Sunday Times Rich List Features Local Tycoons

Sunday Times Rich List Features Local Tycoons

The annual bible of the UK's richest people will feature a group of local media magnates for the first time when it is published tomorrow. The Sunday Times Rich List logs the ups and downs the country's richest people, listing the annual incomes f...
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Funny story: Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
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Funny story: Local Man Gets Up Early - Denies Bed-Wetting

Local Man Gets Up Early - Denies Bed-Wetting

Just in, like Justin, the man with the one inch willy - local man Martin Shuttlecock appears to have changed his ways, turned over a new leaf, done it all for Jesus, and probably pissed the bed, (Although he vehemently denied the charge) as it was an...
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Funny story: Spoofer Martin Shuttlecock To Interview Spoof Legend Colonel Juan Live On Air On You Tube

Spoofer Martin Shuttlecock To Interview Spoof Legend Colonel Juan Live On Air On You Tube

It's the breaking news of the century - probably the 16th Century, but reports coming in to Skoob Entertainment News appear to strongly suggest that Spoof writer, Martin Shuttlecock - he of the pork pie hat, and the acrylic teeth - has secured an exc...
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Funny story: Local Man Introduces Kebab Mogul Ali Bullo To Spoof Godfather Colonel Juan

Local Man Introduces Kebab Mogul Ali Bullo To Spoof Godfather Colonel Juan

In a sensational breaking news story, it can finally be revealed that over the weekend, local man Martin Shuttlecock, actually introduced Spoof Godfather, Colonel Juan, to legendary south coast kebab and burger tycoon, Ali Bullo. Although only ov...
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Funny story: Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part Two

Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part Two

At ten minutes past nine, Skoob and C.J. were nowhere to be seen, they had hobbled off into the park. Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock, made ready for the race, they ordered another cup of tea, and sent Clive to purchase some waterproof coats and hats. Clive began to doubt they would ever leave the tea kiosk. On his return, Clive handed out the clothing and placed the tea cups on the table. "F...
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Funny story: Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part One

Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part One

Clive Danton addressed the three men sitting on the bench in Hyde Park. "Are you sure, you want to take up Mr Skoobs wager? It is a long arduous journey, and you three are not exactly Olympic athletes are you? Why don't you give him the money and forget about it" "Give him his money!" shouted Inchcock. "I would rather lick your underpants" "No way pedro" said Lynton "I am going to do this,...
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Funny story: BBC TV's 'Danton Abbey' Written-Off After Catastrophic Bethnal Green Pile-Up

BBC TV's 'Danton Abbey' Written-Off After Catastrophic Bethnal Green Pile-Up

Millions of petrolheads, excitedly waiting for the BBC's first ever Bethnal Green costume drama, are in for a big disappointment. 'Danton Abbey' - Harold Pinter's posthumous £80m twelve-part blockbuster, set in a dodgy backstreet garage off the Mile End Road, now looks unlikely to ever make it onto the small screen. "It's a right sodding balls-up," moaned one-legged newt collector, Danton O...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Johnny Robinson Through! - Gay Satirists Celebrate!

X-Factor - Johnny Robinson Through! - Gay Satirists Celebrate!

Gay satirists who write for a popular satirical website (Which we can't name here for fear of ridicule.) who apparently have a soft spot for gerbils and cross dressing, were rejoicing this evening as Johnny Robinson made it through to next week's rou...
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Funny story: University Challenge Reviews Blackout Ends After Chiswick Talks Brokered By Top Academic

University Challenge Reviews Blackout Ends After Chiswick Talks Brokered By Top Academic

Controversial historian Ken Lucid was at the centre of high-powered talks that will see reviews of University Challenge return to influential news site TheSpoof from next week. The popular TV quiz show was reviewed every week during its 2010/11 se...
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Funny story: Chiswick Back To Normal After Spoof Summit

Chiswick Back To Normal After Spoof Summit

The leafy London suburb of Chiswick was recovering on Friday night following a summit meeting of soi-disant Spoofers. While security authorities had been warned in advance, they failed to have the meeting banned and the 'writers' met as planned at...
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Funny story: Football Coverage - EIF News & Features Apologises To Sports Fans

Football Coverage - EIF News & Features Apologises To Sports Fans

Efforts by Skoob Sports and Colonel Juan to cover the vital Chelsea vs Manchester United match on Tuesday evening were praised by rival organisation Ellis Ian Fields News & Features. Said a spokesman for EIF: "What can we say, except we're sorry to EIF followers hoping to enjoy our superior coverage of this match? "Skoob News made it perfectly clear earlier today that they were determine...
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Funny story: Blood Test Fast Sends Spoof Writer Over The Edge

Blood Test Fast Sends Spoof Writer Over The Edge

Fasting for nearly 16 hours before a blood test sent a Spoof correspondent on a high street food-grabbing spree before he was arrested by police yesterday. Head of EIF News & Features Ellis Ian Fields was scheduled for his annual blood test at...
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Funny story: University Challenge Reviewed! World Steps Back From Brink!

University Challenge Reviewed! World Steps Back From Brink!

There were global celebrations today as it appeared mysterious Bolivian ex-dicator, Colonel Juan, had emerged from hiding to review the popular BBC quiz show, University Challenge for satirical news site, TheSpoof. As we reported yesterday, BBC an...
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Funny story: University Challenge Review? World Holds Its Breath.

University Challenge Review? World Holds Its Breath.

The world was holding its breath today (Monday) during the approach to the latest round of popular TV quiz show, University Challenge. As the members of the teams from Merton College, Oxford and Queens' College, Cambridge girded themselves for the...
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