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Charles trip to broker cheap Colombian cocaine deal

Funny story: Charles trip to broker cheap Colombian cocaine deal

Bogota - Prince Charles has begun a weed-long visit to the global epicenter of cocaine dealing following an official invitation from Colombia. Accompanied by crystal meth-peddling bigamist accomplice Camilla the royal Pretender arrived in Bogota i...

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Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...

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Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

Funny story: Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...

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Shakira For President

Funny story: Shakira For President

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...

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Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

BEVERLY HILLS - Sofia Vergara was seen dining alone at the exquisite Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills. The well-endowed star of the hit sitcom Modern Family was upset at the recent suggestions that she should consider goi...

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Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

Funny story: Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...

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Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

Funny story: Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

DETROIT - The South American firecracker, Shakira, had just finished performing at The Carburetor Coliseum in Motown when she received a phone call. The call was from her attorney Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski of New York City. Shakira, 35, was inf...

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President Obama Reveals That The U.S. Secret Service - Colombian Hooker Story Was Simply A CIA Diversionary Ploy

Funny story: President Obama Reveals That The U.S. Secret Service - Colombian Hooker Story Was Simply A CIA Diversionary Ploy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden speaking from the White House Rose Garden informed the members of the White House press corps not to be concerned about the so called HookerGate incident. The vice-president stated that President Obama h...

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First Lady's fury at disgraced Secret Service agents 'road testing' of Colombian hookers

Funny story: First Lady's fury at disgraced Secret Service agents 'road testing' of Colombian hookers

Washington - "A terrible thing to happen in your husband's re-erection - uh...re-election! - year, Ma'am," was how one hang-dog protection officer put it to Michelle Obama this weekend. The First Lady is livid amid reports that a dozen Secret Serv...

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Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

Funny story: Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

WASHINGTON - In a monumental failing of the U.S. Department of Robotics, twelve androids known by insiders as units "XJ1 through XJ12" have been dismantled following an embarrassing episode involving Colombian prostitutes. The unfortunate mishap...

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Shakira and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela

Funny story: Shakira and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sand Castle Pictures will soon start production on Bandini Borrapelli's The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela. Borrapelli has signed the world's most famous belly dancer Shakira to a...

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New Chinese coke run to rival outdated Panama Canal

Funny story: New Chinese coke run to rival outdated Panama Canal

Bogota - (High Times): A Chinese-Colombian joint venture will link the Atlantic and Pacific coasts in South America, bypassing the tedium of the Panama Canal's heavily patrolled waters. These are in the iron grip of the US Navy and DEA and account...

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Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

Funny story: Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...

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Shakira Admits To Stretch Marks Scandal

Funny story: Shakira Admits To Stretch Marks Scandal

BARCELONA, Spain - Colombian belly dancer and singer Shakira performed her infamous song and dance routine at Barcelona's Running of The Bulls Convention Center. After her two hour performance, the South American firecracker, who says that she los...

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Colombian Reality TV Show "Make it From Cocaine" Spawns Real Life Replicas

Funny story: Colombian Reality TV Show "Make it From Cocaine" Spawns Real Life Replicas

BOGOTA, Colombia - Taking its cue from American and British reality television shows, Colombia's first ever reality show, "Make it From Cocaine" is a complete and utter failure. Columbian authorities were skeptical at first to even allow the airi...

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DEA smash massive international piñata

Funny story: DEA smash massive international piñata

The US Drug Enforcement Administration were last night celebrating smashing a massive piñata that stretched from the coast of Venezuela to mainland Europe and was thought to have involved the Colombian Cartels and the Sicilian Mafia. Spanish coast...

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Vancouver Police Confiscate Suspicious White Powder From Colombian Speed Skater

Funny story: Vancouver Police Confiscate Suspicious White Powder From Colombian Speed Skater

VANCOUVER - Vancouver police were tipped off that there was a strong possibility that one of the Colombian players, speed skater Luciano Taquitos was in possession of a suspicious white powder. Vancouver police broke into the room of Mr. Taquitos...

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Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

BARRANQUILLA, Colombia - Shakira, the exotic belly dancing singer who can shake her hips at 124-miles per hour, has revealed that she and her BFF have signed to star in the Chula Vista Motion Picture film The Colombian-Spanish Connection. The moti...

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