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Big Ten NCAA Football League Conspires to Have Alphabet Changed

Funny story: Big Ten NCAA Football League Conspires to Have Alphabet Changed

Midwest City, USA The Big 10 Football League sent an open letter to the colleges of the US, asking them to PLEASE let all football players have a different alphabet than the other students because the football players were having trouble counting. It...

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Jameis Winston Hopes Crab Legs Incident Overshadows Sexual Assault Allegations

TALLAHASSEE - In 2012, Winston was accused of sexual assault by a female student. The medical examination showed the victim had injuries indicative of sexual trauma; in addition, the victim identified Winston as the attacker. However, the Tallahassee...

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Jimmy Fallon Explains College Sports

Funny story: Jimmy Fallon Explains College Sports

So, there's all of this talk about college players wanting to be in a player's union ever since a labor board said it's ok for foootballers at Northwestern to unionize. But the bosses of all the college athletes say they don't want players in...

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Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

Funny story: Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

The decision by the National Labor Relations Board to grant college players at Northwestern the right to form unions has brought a swift response from a newly organized group of college football powerhouse coaches. The organization, called "Coache...

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SEC Continues Football Dominance by Winning Gay Football National Championship

Funny story: SEC Continues Football Dominance by Winning Gay Football National Championship

As most of America is well aware now, Michael Sams, Defensive Back from the University of Missouri, recently came out publicly and stated that he is gay and has been during his time with Mizzou. This was a landmark event because there has never been...

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Colleges Could Replace Football Teams With Race Horses

Funny story: Colleges Could Replace Football Teams With Race Horses

For the first time in the history of college sports, athletes are asking to be represented by a labor union, taking formal steps on Tuesday to begin the process of being recognized as employees. Ramogi Huma, president of the National College Playe...

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The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

Funny story: The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

PASADENA, California - Old Man Winter did not make an appearance at The Rose Bowl as many Florida State and Auburn fans dressed in short sleeved shirts and shorts. Many of the female students wore halter tops and Daisy Duke shorts as they saw FSU...

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Michigan State Knocks Off #2 Ranked Ohio State To Capture The Big Ten Conference Championship And Head Out West To The Rose Bowl

Funny story: Michigan State Knocks Off #2 Ranked Ohio State To Capture The Big Ten Conference Championship And Head Out West To The Rose Bowl

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - The Ohio State Buckeyes got their butts handed to them by the Spartans in green from Michigan State 34-24. Michigan State was ranked #10, but they played like they were ranked #1. They clawed their way to victory turning th...

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The #3 Ranked Auburn Tigers Beat The #5 Ranked Missouri Tigers And Are Now Headed For The National Championship Game

Funny story: The #3 Ranked Auburn Tigers Beat The #5 Ranked Missouri Tigers And Are Now Headed For The National Championship Game

ATLANTA - The Auburn Tigers defeated The Missouri Tigers in the Georgia Dome to capture The Southeastern Conference Title. In what was called an old-fashioned shootout by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine the Tigers of Auburn came ou...

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The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

Funny story: The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

WACO, Texas - If you are a Texas Longhorn fan the outcome of the Baylor - Texas game surely had you shaking your head and wondering what the hell? Well the Bears of Baylor who are ranked #9, kicked the Longhorns of Texas, who are ranked #25, all t...

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The Oklahoma Sooners Upset The Oklahoma State Cowboys 33-24 To Capture The Battle of Oklahoma

Funny story: The Oklahoma Sooners Upset The Oklahoma State Cowboys 33-24 To Capture The Battle of Oklahoma

STILLWATER, Oklahoma - The Sooners swooped into Cowboy country and when all the fussin' and fightin' was done the #17 ranked team from Oklahoma University had defeated the #5 ranked team from the University of Oklahoma State 33-24. The Oklahoma So...

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Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

Funny story: Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

AUBURN, Alabama - The number 4 ranked Auburn Tigers were not the least bit intimadated by the likes of the top ranked Alabama Crimson Tide as they upset Bama 34-28. With the game tied and with just seconds to go the Tide tried a field goal. It was...

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Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

Funny story: Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The undefeated #3 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes remained undefeated as they edged past the Michigan Wolverines 42-41 before 113,511 fans in The Big House. Early in the second quarter the football game turned into a free-for-all...

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The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

Funny story: The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - The Gamecocks of South Carolina soundly defeated the Clemson Tigers 31-17. The yearly meeting of the two teams is known as The Palmetto Bowl, so named after Guido Palmetto, who for 25 years was in charge of putting in th...

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College Football Analyst Lou Holtz's Giant Ears Now More Distracting Than His Lisp, Say Fans

Funny story: College Football Analyst Lou Holtz's Giant Ears Now More Distracting Than His Lisp, Say Fans

In a national poll of college football viewers, former coach and current ESPN commentator Lou Holtz is the most difficult analyst to watch for the fourth year in a row. Coach Holtz's noticeable lisp had been responsible for his top rating in the pol...

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Only Two Teams Keep Crimson Tide On Their Schedules

Funny story: Only Two Teams Keep Crimson Tide On Their Schedules

All schools playing the Alabama Crimson Tide except two have cancelled their games against the juggernaut for the upcoming season. The Virginia Tech Hokies, slated to start the season Aug. 31 at 4:30 p.m. (CT) in Atlanta's Georgia Dome, and the T...

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National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

Funny story: National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

SOUTH BEND, IN-A report released today by Harris Polls concluded that the number of people claiming allegiance to Notre Dame football has quadrupled since the school earned a berth in the BCS National Championship Game. The survey is the largest...

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Sandusky, Ohio Changes Name

Funny story: Sandusky, Ohio Changes Name

The ripple effect that began in Happy Valley,PA has flooded into the coast of Lake Erie. Plagued by jokes and inuendos associated with former Penn State Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky's alleged misdeeds in the University's locker room, the city...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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