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Funny story: Jimmy Fallon Explains College Sports

Jimmy Fallon Explains College Sports

So, there's all of this talk about college players wanting to be in a player's union ever since a labor board said it's ok for foootballers at Northwestern to unionize. But the bosses of all the college athletes say they don't want players in...
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Funny story: Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

The decision by the National Labor Relations Board to grant college players at Northwestern the right to form unions has brought a swift response from a newly organized group of college football powerhouse coaches. The organization, called "Coache...
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Funny story: SEC Continues Football Dominance by Winning Gay Football National Championship

SEC Continues Football Dominance by Winning Gay Football National Championship

As most of America is well aware now, Michael Sams, Defensive Back from the University of Missouri, recently came out publicly and stated that he is gay and has been during his time with Mizzou. This was a landmark event because there has never been...
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Funny story: Colleges Could Replace Football Teams With Race Horses

Colleges Could Replace Football Teams With Race Horses

For the first time in the history of college sports, athletes are asking to be represented by a labor union, taking formal steps on Tuesday to begin the process of being recognized as employees. Ramogi Huma, president of the National College Playe...
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Funny story: The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

PASADENA, California - Old Man Winter did not make an appearance at The Rose Bowl as many Florida State and Auburn fans dressed in short sleeved shirts and shorts. Many of the female students wore halter tops and Daisy Duke shorts as they saw FSU...
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Funny story: Michigan State Knocks Off #2 Ranked Ohio State To Capture The Big Ten Conference Championship And Head Out West To The Rose Bowl

Michigan State Knocks Off #2 Ranked Ohio State To Capture The Big Ten Conference Championship And Head Out West To The Rose Bowl

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - The Ohio State Buckeyes got their butts handed to them by the Spartans in green from Michigan State 34-24. Michigan State was ranked #10, but they played like they were ranked #1. They clawed their way to victory turning th...
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Funny story: The #3 Ranked Auburn Tigers Beat The #5 Ranked Missouri Tigers And Are Now Headed For The National Championship Game

The #3 Ranked Auburn Tigers Beat The #5 Ranked Missouri Tigers And Are Now Headed For The National Championship Game

ATLANTA - The Auburn Tigers defeated The Missouri Tigers in the Georgia Dome to capture The Southeastern Conference Title. In what was called an old-fashioned shootout by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine the Tigers of Auburn came ou...
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Funny story: The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

WACO, Texas - If you are a Texas Longhorn fan the outcome of the Baylor - Texas game surely had you shaking your head and wondering what the hell? Well the Bears of Baylor who are ranked #9, kicked the Longhorns of Texas, who are ranked #25, all t...
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Funny story: The Oklahoma Sooners Upset The Oklahoma State Cowboys 33-24 To Capture The Battle of Oklahoma

The Oklahoma Sooners Upset The Oklahoma State Cowboys 33-24 To Capture The Battle of Oklahoma

STILLWATER, Oklahoma - The Sooners swooped into Cowboy country and when all the fussin' and fightin' was done the #17 ranked team from Oklahoma University had defeated the #5 ranked team from the University of Oklahoma State 33-24. The Oklahoma So...
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Funny story: Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

AUBURN, Alabama - The number 4 ranked Auburn Tigers were not the least bit intimadated by the likes of the top ranked Alabama Crimson Tide as they upset Bama 34-28. With the game tied and with just seconds to go the Tide tried a field goal. It was...
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Funny story: Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The undefeated #3 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes remained undefeated as they edged past the Michigan Wolverines 42-41 before 113,511 fans in The Big House. Early in the second quarter the football game turned into a free-for-all...
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Funny story: The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - The Gamecocks of South Carolina soundly defeated the Clemson Tigers 31-17. The yearly meeting of the two teams is known as The Palmetto Bowl, so named after Guido Palmetto, who for 25 years was in charge of putting in th...
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Funny story: College Football Analyst Lou Holtz's Giant Ears Now More Distracting Than His Lisp, Say Fans

College Football Analyst Lou Holtz's Giant Ears Now More Distracting Than His Lisp, Say Fans

In a national poll of college football viewers, former coach and current ESPN commentator Lou Holtz is the most difficult analyst to watch for the fourth year in a row. Coach Holtz's noticeable lisp had been responsible for his top rating in the pol...
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Funny story: Only Two Teams Keep Crimson Tide On Their Schedules

Only Two Teams Keep Crimson Tide On Their Schedules

All schools playing the Alabama Crimson Tide except two have cancelled their games against the juggernaut for the upcoming season. The Virginia Tech Hokies, slated to start the season Aug. 31 at 4:30 p.m. (CT) in Atlanta's Georgia Dome, and the T...
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Funny story: National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

SOUTH BEND, IN-A report released today by Harris Polls concluded that the number of people claiming allegiance to Notre Dame football has quadrupled since the school earned a berth in the BCS National Championship Game. The survey is the largest...
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Funny story: Sandusky, Ohio Changes Name

Sandusky, Ohio Changes Name

The ripple effect that began in Happy Valley,PA has flooded into the coast of Lake Erie. Plagued by jokes and inuendos associated with former Penn State Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky's alleged misdeeds in the University's locker room, the city...
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Funny story: Bill Belichick Headed to the Longhorns?

Bill Belichick Headed to the Longhorns?

Unsubstantiated reports have insinuated that sources close to, or in the same area code as, the New England Patriots' Bill Belichick have it on "good authority" that the two-time NFL Coach of the Year and three-time Super Bowl winner has been contact...
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Funny story: Blinn College's Cam Newton Scoops Up Heisman Like A Bribed Gator With A Stolen Laptop.

Blinn College's Cam Newton Scoops Up Heisman Like A Bribed Gator With A Stolen Laptop.

A handcuffed Cecil Newton's applause echoed off the walls of the Best Buy Stadium in New York City as his son, current Auburn and former University of Florida and Blinn College quarterback Cam Newton won the 2010 "Heisman / Future NFL First-Round-Bus...
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