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Funny story:  Obama ask Colin Powell to lie to U.N. one more time

Obama ask Colin Powell to lie to U.N. one more time

With approval ratings on a Syrian attack way down and a Secretary of State who can't seem to convince anybody of anything president Obama has a new plan. An anonymous source from the White House said the president has asked Colin Powell to lie to...
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Funny story:  Wiccan joy as Pentagon builds $80,000 Stonehenge replica at USAF training academy

Wiccan joy as Pentagon builds $80,000 Stonehenge replica at USAF training academy

Colorado Springs - "Silly excuse for naked revelry around a bonfire during the full moon!" is how one scornful US general put it as news of the Pentagon funding broke this week. However for the US military's motley crew of wiccans, pagans and asso...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Accused of "Stiffing" his Slaves

Colin Powell Accused of "Stiffing" his Slaves

Former United States Secretary of State and four star army general, Colin Powell, was accused today of "stiffing" his slaves. Apparently, the illegal aliens that have been doing work on Colin Powell's house were not just illegal aliens, but, also, h...
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Funny story:  Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!

Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!

According to various inside sources, paid to forever remain so, perpetual pub-crawling party boy, Colin Farrell, has agreed in principle to an emergency last ditch offer from seat-of-the-pants husband & wife producing team, F. Buddy Rose and Ana...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Installs New Government Following Coup. National Debt Decreases Overnight.

Colin Powell Installs New Government Following Coup. National Debt Decreases Overnight.

From his temporary Oval Office platform the venerated former General and Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that his takeover of the Country has been effortless and that the elimination of 'business as usual' resulted in a five hundred billion...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Leads Amazing Coup. Washington DC Surrenders!

Colin Powell Leads Amazing Coup. Washington DC Surrenders!

What is being acclaimed as the most daring and overdue activity in the history of the world Colin Powell, the most respected and treasured African American with proof led an invasion of Washington DC. The shock and awe was incredibly easy and not...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Admits His Disdain For President G.W. Bush

Colin Powell Admits His Disdain For President G.W. Bush

HARLEM, New York - Colin Powell who served as secretary of state in the George W. Bush administration has revealed that he never really liked G.W. He stated that from their very first meeting, at an Arby's restaurant in Dallas, he resented the fac...
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Funny story:  Gen Colon Bowel tipped for top Shite House anal bleaching position

Gen Colon Bowel tipped for top Shite House anal bleaching position

Washington AC/DC - (Sordid Ass Mess): Buoyed by his phenomenal prescience in tipping Barack Obama as the next President-Elect of the United States former Bush Administration Secretary of State General Colon Bowel is in line for a top Shite House posi...
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Funny story:  Powell accuses Obama of being a shape-shifting alien

Powell accuses Obama of being a shape-shifting alien

Colin Powell the former US General and Secretary of State to George W Bush has astounded political commentators when he publicly accused presidential pretender Barak Obama of being a shape-shifting alien. "I think he [Barack Obama] would be a tran...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama  "Hold Your Calls We Have A Winner"

Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama "Hold Your Calls We Have A Winner"

WASHINGTON D.C. - Colin Powell, former secretary of state under the George Bush administration has endorsed Senator Barack Obama. The Democratic party is viewing this as a fantastic move that will certainly help to generate more points on Obama's...
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Funny story:  General Powell Reveals: "Barack Obama, I Am Your Papa"

General Powell Reveals: "Barack Obama, I Am Your Papa"

Once a SoBro Brutha in the Melrose Projects, Colin Powell rose through the ranks to work for the white man's war machine and almost made it to the White House. Powell went over to the dark side of the armed forces until he was betrayed at the United...
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Funny story:  Obama ID fraud:  Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Barack Obama is feeling the noose tighten around his DNA as NATO Military Intelligence files threaten to expose him as a total ID fraud spawned from the frightening union of Hillary Clitoris and General Colon Bowel.
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Funny story:  Obama Chooses Colin Powell for VP

Obama Chooses Colin Powell for VP

New York, New York (IP) - Barrack Obama has chosen Colin Powell as his running mate for the presidential election. Colin Powell has agreed to be his running mate and will switch parties on Monday.
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Funny story:  Ashcroft Resigns Over Alleged Racial Remark

Ashcroft Resigns Over Alleged Racial Remark

Attorney General John Ashcroft has resigned from the President's Cabinet Tuesday amid whirling controversy surrounding his alleged use of the name "Kunta Kinte" to address Secretary of State Colin Powell.
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Funny story:  U.S. Amends Report to Show Rise in Terror

U.S. Amends Report to Show Rise in Terror

WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Colin Powell is prepared to announce that the earlier reports stating that terror fell in the last calendar year were actually inaccurate. So inaccurate in fact that it appears the initial reports diametrically opposed...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Secretary of State Colin Powell has characterized himself as "not a happy camper" during comments made regarding the 2003 Terrorism Report debacle. While this reporter has no idea what the Terrorism Report is all about, one can easily understand what...
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Funny story:  Powell Resigns -  Trades Four Stars for One Mike

Powell Resigns - Trades Four Stars for One Mike

Secretary of State Colin Powell shocked his constituents at the capital with the recent release of his debut CD "4 MA NIGGA'Z".
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Wins Nobel Prize for Stand-up Comedy

Colin Powell Wins Nobel Prize for Stand-up Comedy

Oslo--Today's surprise winner of the Nobel Prize for Stand-up Comedy was American Secretary of State Colin Powell. The following is a transcript of the remarks of the committee member making the announcement:...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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