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Putin 'has ass purge syndrome' says Pentagon stink tank

Funny story: Putin 'has ass purge syndrome' says Pentagon stink tank

Washington DC - Pentagon advisors said today Russian President Vladimir Putin has been in therapy for at least 10 years with former US Secretary of Snake General Colon Bowel. A statement from the Colonic Irrigation Regiment this morning confirmed...

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Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction

Funny story: Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction

Middle of Nowhere, WY Former Vice-President Dick Cheney said in an interview regarding the Iraqi War that the whole Bush administration (except for Colin Powell) knew that Iraq didn't have any WMDs. "We didn't really care if they had weapons of...

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Obama ask Colin Powell to lie to U.N. one more time

Funny story: Obama ask Colin Powell to lie to U.N. one more time

With approval ratings on a Syrian attack way down and a Secretary of State who can't seem to convince anybody of anything president Obama has a new plan. An anonymous source from the White House said the president has asked Colin Powell to lie to...

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Wiccan joy as Pentagon builds $80,000 Stonehenge replica at USAF training academy

Funny story: Wiccan joy as Pentagon builds $80,000 Stonehenge replica at USAF training academy

Colorado Springs - "Silly excuse for naked revelry around a bonfire during the full moon!" is how one scornful US general put it as news of the Pentagon funding broke this week. However for the US military's motley crew of wiccans, pagans and asso...

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Colin Powell Accused of "Stiffing" his Slaves

Former United States Secretary of State and four star army general, Colin Powell, was accused today of "stiffing" his slaves. Apparently, the illegal aliens that have been doing work on Colin Powell's house were not just illegal aliens, but, also, h...

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Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!

Funny story: Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!

According to various inside sources, paid to forever remain so, perpetual pub-crawling party boy, Colin Farrell, has agreed in principle to an emergency last ditch offer from seat-of-the-pants husband & wife producing team, F. Buddy Rose and Ana...

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Colin Powell Installs New Government Following Coup. National Debt Decreases Overnight.

Funny story: Colin Powell Installs New Government Following Coup. National Debt Decreases Overnight.

From his temporary Oval Office platform the venerated former General and Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that his takeover of the Country has been effortless and that the elimination of 'business as usual' resulted in a five hundred billion...

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Colin Powell Leads Amazing Coup. Washington DC Surrenders!

Funny story: Colin Powell Leads Amazing Coup. Washington DC Surrenders!

What is being acclaimed as the most daring and overdue activity in the history of the world Colin Powell, the most respected and treasured African American with proof led an invasion of Washington DC. The shock and awe was incredibly easy and not...

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Colin Powell Admits His Disdain For President G.W. Bush

Funny story: Colin Powell Admits His Disdain For President G.W. Bush

HARLEM, New York - Colin Powell who served as secretary of state in the George W. Bush administration has revealed that he never really liked G.W. He stated that from their very first meeting, at an Arby's restaurant in Dallas, he resented the fac...

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Gen Colon Bowel tipped for top Shite House anal bleaching position

Funny story: Gen Colon Bowel tipped for top Shite House anal bleaching position

Washington AC/DC - (Sordid Ass Mess): Buoyed by his phenomenal prescience in tipping Barack Obama as the next President-Elect of the United States former Bush Administration Secretary of State General Colon Bowel is in line for a top Shite House posi...

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Powell accuses Obama of being a shape-shifting alien

Funny story: Powell accuses Obama of being a shape-shifting alien

Colin Powell the former US General and Secretary of State to George W Bush has astounded political commentators when he publicly accused presidential pretender Barak Obama of being a shape-shifting alien. "I think he [Barack Obama] would be a tran...

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Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama "Hold Your Calls We Have A Winner"

Funny story: Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama "Hold Your Calls We Have A Winner"

WASHINGTON D.C. - Colin Powell, former secretary of state under the George Bush administration has endorsed Senator Barack Obama. The Democratic party is viewing this as a fantastic move that will certainly help to generate more points on Obama's...

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General Powell Reveals: "Barack Obama, I Am Your Papa"

Funny story: General Powell Reveals: "Barack Obama, I Am Your Papa"

Once a SoBro Brutha in the Melrose Projects, Colin Powell rose through the ranks to work for the white man's war machine and almost made it to the White House. Powell went over to the dark side of the armed forces until he was betrayed at the United...

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Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Funny story: Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Barack Obama is feeling the noose tighten around his DNA as NATO Military Intelligence files threaten to expose him as a total ID fraud spawned from the frightening union of Hillary Clitoris and General Colon Bowel.

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Obama Chooses Colin Powell for VP

Funny story: Obama Chooses Colin Powell for VP

New York, New York (IP) - Barrack Obama has chosen Colin Powell as his running mate for the presidential election. Colin Powell has agreed to be his running mate and will switch parties on Monday.

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Ashcroft Resigns Over Alleged Racial Remark

Attorney General John Ashcroft has resigned from the President's Cabinet Tuesday amid whirling controversy surrounding his alleged use of the name "Kunta Kinte" to address Secretary of State Colin Powell.

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U.S. Amends Report to Show Rise in Terror

Funny story: U.S. Amends Report to Show Rise in Terror

WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Colin Powell is prepared to announce that the earlier reports stating that terror fell in the last calendar year were actually inaccurate. So inaccurate in fact that it appears the initial reports diametrically opposed...

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Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Funny story: Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Secretary of State Colin Powell has characterized himself as "not a happy camper" during comments made regarding the 2003 Terrorism Report debacle. While this reporter has no idea what the Terrorism Report is all about, one can easily understand what...

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