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Funny story: Little Divot To Host Cannes Film Festival

Little Divot To Host Cannes Film Festival

In a break with tradition, and common sense, organisers of the Cannes International Film Festival have decided to up sticks and move to the once sleepy village of Little Divot. Festival president, Gilles Jacob-Cremecraquer, made the decision after...
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Funny story: Chiswick actor in Gaddafi link

Chiswick actor in Gaddafi link

English thespian Colin Firth is nailed on to win an Oscar for his sensitive portrayal of Colonel Gaddafi. The film, Gaddafi With The Golden Gun, based on the novel by Ian Phlegm, has won rave reviews from critics, even though it has not yet been...
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Funny story: Anger at Firth "coffee shop" slur

Anger at Firth "coffee shop" slur

Moody star and Chiswick resident Colin Firth has done it again. Only recently, Chiswick folk were angered at Firth's failure to buy a round, and his claim to feel "rootless" in the leafy West London town. Now grumpy Colin has upset the locals agai...
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Funny story: Colin Firth lambasted at Oscars

Colin Firth lambasted at Oscars

Colin Firth, the actor who played King George in the film The King's Speech, has been lambasted by the press at the Oscars. "He stood up there," said one newshound, "all prim and proper, orating in his posh English accent. There was not one stutt...
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Funny story: Colin Firth Wins The Academy Award For Best Actor And Announces He Will Give The 'Oscar' To Prince William and Kate Middleton As A Wedding Present

Colin Firth Wins The Academy Award For Best Actor And Announces He Will Give The 'Oscar' To Prince William and Kate Middleton As A Wedding Present

HOLLYWOOD - English actor Colin Firth and his Italian-born wife Livia Giuggioli had been wondering what to get Prince William and Kate Middleton as a wedding gift. Well at about 8:30 p.m. (Pacific Standard Time) on Sunday, February 27, at The 83r...
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Funny story: Oscar Winner Colin Firth's Hotel Room Tagged By Banksy

Oscar Winner Colin Firth's Hotel Room Tagged By Banksy

It was all good a couple of hours ago for Brit actor Colin Firth, as he collected the Oscar for Best Actor in The King's Speech and went on to a proper Hollywood knees up with Billy Crystal and a holographic projection of the late and greatly lamente...
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Funny story: Colin Firth Will Dedicate Oscar To Mystery Sock Designer

Colin Firth Will Dedicate Oscar To Mystery Sock Designer

Rumours leaked out of Hollywood today that British actor, Colin Firth, is planning to dedicate his Best Actor Oscar to a voluptuous Paris sock designer. With tabloid newspapers clamouring to gather information on this new 'mystery woman', CJ News...
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Funny story: Colin Firth's wife Livia Giuggioli twinned with Heidi The Cross-Eyed Psychic Opossum

Colin Firth's wife Livia Giuggioli twinned with Heidi The Cross-Eyed Psychic Opossum

Los Angeles - The facial resemblance is staggering a celebwatch site commented today. And both squinty-eyed clairvoyant critters are vying for Sixth Sense glory about their Oscars Night hunches. Italian movie producer Livia Giuggioli Firth's or...
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Funny story: Colin Firth Daringly Plans To Go Sockless To Oscars

Colin Firth Daringly Plans To Go Sockless To Oscars

English actor, Colin Firth, plans to shock America tomorrow night, by turning up for the Oscars ceremony without wearing socks. "Nobody has ever gone quite this far", gasped a shocked Oscars official. "We've had ladies wiggling their way along th...
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Funny story: Colin Firth's King's Speech Oscars bid will bomb say online bookies

Colin Firth's King's Speech Oscars bid will bomb say online bookies

Los Angeles - Over-hyped Britflick twaddle The King's Peach has some bookies milking the punters with dead cert win odds of 1/66 on Firth's Best Actor gong. Online spreadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.con called that akin to grand larceny as it con...
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Funny story: Colin Firth "You Won't Win The Oscar" Says Geoffrey Rush

Colin Firth "You Won't Win The Oscar" Says Geoffrey Rush

Britain's heartthrob BAFTA winner, Colin Firth, has been taken aside and warned of growing whispers that he shouldn't expect to win this years Best Actor Oscar, as confidently predicted. "Let's just say, there are certain 'Forces' at work in Tinse...
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Funny story: Colin Firth "Rootless" Complaint Upsets Chiswick Neighbours

Colin Firth "Rootless" Complaint Upsets Chiswick Neighbours

As he waves at the world's cameras from the BAFTA red carpet tonight, Colin Firth's Chiswick neighbours will be experiencing mixed emotions. On one hand, of course, they want their local film star to win the best actor award for his portrayal of K...
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Funny story: Colin Firth Beside Himself After Awards Snub

Colin Firth Beside Himself After Awards Snub

The King's Speech star, Colin Firth, was brought crashing to earth last night when his seeming unstoppable run of awards was halted. Best acting prize at the Evening Standard Awards went to Andrew Garfield for his role in The Social Network, a fil...
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Funny story: King's Peach or True Grits? Foodie flavored movies top Oscar nominations

King's Peach or True Grits? Foodie flavored movies top Oscar nominations

Hollywood - (Gongs): The award proposals follow the spectacular success of A Feastfull of Dollars, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert, The Avi Ate 'Er, Babette's Fist (sic), Gone With The Wind, A Man For All Seasonings (1939), Silence...
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Funny story: Queen Released from Care of Local Authority

Queen Released from Care of Local Authority

HM the Queen is back home at Buckingham Palace tonight, wondering not for the first time how it all went so wrong. In this latest instance, HM was forced into protective care after telling people 'I don't think he looks like my father at all.'...
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Funny story: Massive Oscar 2010 Bets For Helen Mirren And Colin Firth

Massive Oscar 2010 Bets For Helen Mirren And Colin Firth

The betting industry was sent into a tailspin today when massive bets were laid on British actors Helen Mirren and James Firth to win Oscars on Sunday night. Essex Bookmaker Leonard Mealwood declared today that a black security van pulled up in f...
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Funny story: The U.S. and The U.K. To Ban "Um" and "You Know" During Award Show Acceptance Speeches

The U.S. and The U.K. To Ban "Um" and "You Know" During Award Show Acceptance Speeches

LONDON - The combined governments of the United States and the United Kingdom have decided to act on thousands of complaints, requests, and suggestions and will immediately be moving to ban the use of the words "um" and "you know" in award show accep...
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Funny story: Colin Firth to Marry Susan Boyle

Colin Firth to Marry Susan Boyle

Handsome British actor Colin Firth announced today that he has fallen in love with Britain's Got Talent star and media sensation Susan Boyle and they plan to marry at the end of May! "I truly love Susan", First told a riveted news media. "Beneath...
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