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Nashville Man Accidentally Puts Jacket on Backwards

Funny story: Nashville Man Accidentally Puts Jacket on Backwards

When Brian Johnson's wife called to him on his way out of the house and mentioned that it was cooler outside than it looked, Johnson grabbed a jacket, only to accidentally put it on backwards. “I felt like such a retard,” stated Johnson. Johnso...

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Extreme Temperatures Having Adverse Effects on Millions of Americans, could spell the end of economic recovery

Funny story: Extreme Temperatures Having Adverse Effects on Millions of Americans, could spell the end of economic recovery

Upper Midwest, including Minnesota and Wisconsin. Now burrrr-ied under subarctic temperatures reminiscent of the POLAR VORTEX, literally millions of Americans are huddled in their thermal skivvies and parkas, shivering like nervous Chihuahuas. As...

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Cold Weather Proof of Global Warming

Funny story: Cold Weather Proof of Global Warming

Leading climatologists in Denmark say that the past long cold winter is yet another sign of global warming. Sigge Ennes from the University of Copenhagen says that the trend is now irreversible. "Higher levels of CO2 in the atmosphere from mankind bu...

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The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

Funny story: The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather is issuing extreme cold warnings from the Dakota's, to The Great Lakes region, and over to the New Jersey area. USDW meteorologists predict that the Yukon Polar Vortex or YPV, will cause a...

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Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Funny story: Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Wilbert Flannery was accused by his family of killing his grandmother so he could inherit her house and money she had hid around the house. After the Williamsburg, Alabama resident was taken in by police, they had to let him go because of lack of...

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Siberia Site of 2030 Extreme Winter Olympics

Funny story: Siberia Site of 2030 Extreme Winter Olympics

MOSCOW, RUSSIA - Olympic Committee Members confirmed today that they have chosen Oymyakon, Siberia as the site for the 2030 Winter Olympics. Oymyakon, a village of 500 residents in northeast Siberia, is considered to be the coldest permanently i...

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Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

Funny story: Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

NEW YORK CITY - Several well-respected U.S. meteorologists are reporting that the harsh winter will continue to get worse and they are now predicting that as amazing as it may sound, the Atlantic Ocean could end up totally freezing. Tilapia Frisbe...

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Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

Funny story: Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

SOCHI, Russia - Russian meteorologists are predicting that Sochi will get hit with the worst blizzard in 51 years. Weathermen are reporting that the temperatures will fall down to minus 73 degrees F. The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has...

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The Road To Sochi - Part One

Funny story: The Road To Sochi - Part One

Himsell Hauser was an anxious child growing up in the suburbs of Weehauken,Wis. From a young age he found himself fascinated by the televised scenes on " ABC's Wide World of Sports " and knew that his destiny was a place on the Winter Olympics team.

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Wisconsin Reports Firewood Rustling Up 900 Percent

Funny story: Wisconsin Reports Firewood Rustling Up 900 Percent

MADISON, Wisconsin - State authorities are reporting that the due to the extreme cold weather that the state has been experiencing there has been a rise in crime. A spokesman in the governor's office has stated that some Wisconsin low-lifes are go...

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The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor. But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.

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Police Cruisers Transporting Indigent During Record Cold

The indigent population are getting a little help from the Louisville Metro Police during the record cold snap. This cold snap, sources say, is the result of a rare polar vortex that is sending extremely cold Arctic air as far as the southern...

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The Philadelphia Eagles Shot Down By The New Orleans Saints

Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Shot Down By The New Orleans Saints

PHILADELPHIA - The Eagles of Philadelphia hovered around their home stadium, Lincoln Financial Field, but in the end they lost the game in the final seconds on a Saint's field goal. The Drew Brees-led Saints beat the Eagles 26-24 in an NFL Wild Ca...

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The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

Funny story: The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

WACO, Texas - If you are a Texas Longhorn fan the outcome of the Baylor - Texas game surely had you shaking your head and wondering what the hell? Well the Bears of Baylor who are ranked #9, kicked the Longhorns of Texas, who are ranked #25, all t...

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Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

ASPEN, Co. - An arctic cold front moved into most of the U.S. this weekend, cutting off global warming activists from their private jets and threatened to derail their summit for preaching sensible energy use in the cocaine tinged mountain colony of...

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Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

Funny story: Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

The Met Office has issued a warning of "heavy and persistent rain" across many parts of the country. The alert covers south west Scotland, Lothian, the Scottish Borders, Central, Tayside, Fife and Strathclyde "and loads of other places - you just...

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Arctic Nations Attend Major Conference

Funny story: Arctic Nations Attend Major Conference

Representatives of Arctic states have met in Greenland to discuss how bloody cold it always is. Ministers from Finland, Russia, Greenland, Iceland, Canada, Denmark, Sweden and Norway talked for 3 days along with indigenous inhabitants of the regio...

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Naked Driver Sought By Police

Funny story: Naked Driver Sought By Police

Police are appealing for information about a naked man seen driving his car in Dumfries, Scotland, twice in a matter of days. On both occasions the man has been seen to get out of the car and go to the rear of the vehicle before getting back behin...

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