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Funny story: Coke Could Kill (and Pepsi May Maim)

Coke Could Kill (and Pepsi May Maim)

Although there is no evidence in the forty-nine other states (or, as yet, even in Washington, D. C.) that drinking soft drinks could be hazardous to consumers' heath, California, The Land of Nuts and Fruits, will require Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and other s...
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Funny story: America the Beautiful (for the Red States)

America the Beautiful (for the Red States)

"Couldn't make out that song they were singing, I only speak English." Tweet by Todd Starnes, FOX News But illegals will learn English, right @RepPaulRyan? Tweet by Laura Ingraham, AM Radio Trash Talker O beautiful for spacious skies, For people who are white, For those who only speak English And sometimes get it right! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy Ary...
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Funny story: Aspartame Boy finds proof that Diet Coke helps you stay trim

Aspartame Boy finds proof that Diet Coke helps you stay trim

MANCHESTER, England - Aspartame Boy now has first hand evidence that you CAN lose weight on Diet Coke. He actually lost 20 stone after switching from Diet Pepsi to Diet Coke. "I don't know why, but I just started losing weight like crazy after I...
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Funny story: Intelligent Chimp's Arse Explodes

Intelligent Chimp's Arse Explodes

Animal Rights activists are up in arms after George the Chimp was found dead in his cell at the Center for Simian Studies and Anthropology in Coventry. Curious George was the first Chimp in captivity to figure out how to use basic kitchen implemen...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga meets Baby Googoo during American Idol rehersal

Lady Gaga meets Baby Googoo during American Idol rehersal

Rooters - In a surprising twist of events, related by a John, a stagehand at American Idol, a giant baby wearing nothing but a smile, fell onto the stage on top of Lady Gaga, knocking the fake mole off her face during rehearsals with Jamie who invol...
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Funny story: Emma Watson Receives Lifetime Supply of Coke and M&M's

Emma Watson Receives Lifetime Supply of Coke and M&M's

Following her recent admission of a late night movie party in Daniel Radcliffe's room on set of the new Harry Potter movie, and her love of Coke and M&M candies, both companies have sent Emma Watson a lifetime supply of the products. Though Ra...
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Funny story: Virginia Thomas: "The Pubic Hair on the Coke Can Was Mine!"

Virginia Thomas: "The Pubic Hair on the Coke Can Was Mine!"

In a startling revelation and nineteen years after the Clarence Thomas Supreme Court nomination hearings, Virginia Thomas has reportedly left a message for Anita Hill apologizing for her part in the controversy. One of the most shocking revelation...
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Funny story: Don't Blame Coke for Porn; the Company is Outdated and Clueless

Don't Blame Coke for Porn; the Company is Outdated and Clueless

We'd expect some kind of controversy from a Pepsi promotion because Pepsi is hip, it's now, it's happening, unlike Coca-Cola, it's backward-thinking rival. So when we heard that Coca-Cola had been caught posting porn messages on teens walls on Facebo...
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Funny story: Soda Line Ruptures; Coca-Cola To Attempt Unprecedented Capping Fix

Soda Line Ruptures; Coca-Cola To Attempt Unprecedented Capping Fix

INDIANAPOLIS, IN (Friggemall Wire Services) - Coca-Cola has announced plans to cap a ruptured line in an unprecedented attempt to stop the flow of soda that threatens a near northside restaurant. The Chuck E. Cheese was thrown into chaos last Frid...
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Funny story: Cola company about to get away with it

Cola company about to get away with it

Detroit, Michigan - Two men had an idea back in 1981 for bottling water. They shared it with a giant soda company who promptly stole it. Having sued and won over a billion dollars, due to the Phizz Cola Company not contesting it, the two are about...
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Funny story: Chairman of the biggest soft drink manufacturer rejects world health association report

Chairman of the biggest soft drink manufacturer rejects world health association report

After a lengthy report today by the World Health Association that claim that coke causes many major health issues, especially with younger people, the chairman of Cokeapep, the huge world wide drinks manufacturer rejected the report emphatically.
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Funny story: Plans Scrapped for Cola Powered Car

Plans Scrapped for Cola Powered Car

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With gasoline prices once again below the two dollar per gallon mark across the United States, plans for a cola powered car have been abandoned. When gas prices were above four dollars a gallon, American consumers complained, w...
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Funny story: FDA and US Agriculture Dept. Approve Cola as Pesticides

FDA and US Agriculture Dept. Approve Cola as Pesticides

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture have jointly approved the use of cola as pesticides in farming and general pest control both outdoors and indoors. The two government organizations had...
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Funny story: Coke and Bush's Baked Bean Recipes Stolen

Coke and Bush's Baked Bean Recipes Stolen

Following a rash of corporate impropriety reports from the financial sector in recent weeks, the spotlight had been removed from other forms of corporate crime taking place in the food and beverage industry. Closely guarded secrets for decades, C...
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Funny story: Corporate Sponsorships Move From Sports to Cities

Corporate Sponsorships Move From Sports to Cities

Corporations have, for several years, sponsored athletic events and named stadiums after themselves. Jack Murphy Stadium, named for a famous sports figure in San Diego history, became Qualcomm Stadium when that company offered millions to the city t...
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Funny story: Christmas is to be sponsored

Christmas is to be sponsored

Coca-Cola have agreed to sponsor next years Christmas, in a deal worth around £2.4 Billion. This means that the only soft drinks available will be made by Coca-Cola. Santa will also have to have the Coca-Cola logo on his hat and coa...
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Funny story: Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi admitted today what industry watch dogs have long suspected: Aquafina bottled water is really the same thing that you get from your tap. The nation's largest selling bottled water comes from municipal water sources and is no different than...
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Funny story: Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.
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