FALON NV (ABSNN) - "The teacher said I had to masturbate to pass his class," said WNC sophomore, Imanice Gurl, a 19-year-old who lives with her mother.
"Momma says it's wrong to play with myself. I really don't know how. I guess I learn, though,...
CANCUN - Missy Rimshot and Connie Plunge, freshmen coeds at the University of Virginia, promised their mom and dad that they would refrain from drink and promiscuous behavior if they were allowed to join their friends in Cancun over semester break.
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