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Bar serves wild new cocktails

WELLINGTON, ENG. (WHERE ELSE?) - A local Wellington pub-cum-restaurant admits it specializes in "unusual fare" according to owner Steve Drum. Customers of the establishment suggest the declaration is "an understatement" typical of the stereotypical d...

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Mother Furious As Toddler Necks Margarita Mix At Restaurant

Funny story: Mother Furious As Toddler Necks Margarita Mix At Restaurant

A toddler is recovering after being served a margarita instead of apple juice at a popular restaurant. 15-month-old Dominic Dill-Reese began saying 'hi' and talking to the walls after taking a sip from his cup at the Detroit eaterie. Said his...

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Mel Gibson Claims 1960's Drink Was Named After Him

Funny story: Mel Gibson Claims 1960's Drink Was Named After Him

Recently released from the local county courthouse following temporary incarceration for being drunk (and stupid) in public and after trying to file divorce papers against himself, Mel Gibson was heard rambling on the steps of the court with claims t...

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Fuzzy Navel Inventor Says "It's Not Just a Clever Name"

Funny story: Fuzzy Navel Inventor Says "It's Not Just a Clever Name"

Horace Lintmeyer, inventor of some of the world's most memorable boutique cocktails including the Rusty Nail and the Fuzzy Navel, says the names of those popular drinks were actually derived from real life events. Interviewed as part of the BBC's...

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San Jose Earthquake Mixes Perfect Margarita

Funny story: San Jose Earthquake Mixes Perfect Margarita

In preparation for the upcoming lunch rush, bartenders at a downtown San Jose restaurant were in process of mixing ingredients in five gallon buckets when the earthquake struck, knocking bottles of tequila and a box of fresh limes into the pails.

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