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Hog Jaw Cock Fights Cancelled Due to "Damned Women!"

Funny story: Hog Jaw Cock Fights Cancelled Due to "Damned Women!"

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Male frustration mounted this evening over the cancellation of the weekly Cock Fight at Arnold Dubby's farm. The weekly fights have never been cancelled because the Hog Jaw Ladies' Sewing Circle, Elvis Séance and Vibrato...

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President Obama Addresses United Nations: Cockfight between US and UK Inevitable

Funny story: President Obama Addresses United Nations: Cockfight between US and UK Inevitable

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - A stunned United Nations listened silently as US President Barack Obama told a Peace Convention Saturday that the US Defense Intelligence Agency had intercepted over thirty coded cables from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown...

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Swine Flu Causes Mexico To Shut Down All Cockfights

Funny story: Swine Flu Causes Mexico To Shut Down All Cockfights

MEXICO CITY - The president of Mexico Nacho Winslow has mandated that due to the swine flu epidemic all cockfights, legal or illegal will be immediately terminated. Winslow spoke with Mango Rio Grande, the director of the The Mexican Cockfighting...

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Michael Vick Implicated in Cock Fighting Ring

We have learned that Michael Vick is also part of an alleged cock fighting ring as well as a dog-fighting ring. This is an interview with a man with first hand knowledge of Vick's cock fighting Q: How long has Vick been involved in cock fighting?...

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Cockfighting Banned in New Mexico by Governor Bill Richardson

Funny story: Cockfighting Banned in New Mexico by Governor Bill Richardson

The state of New Mexico in the southwestern United States has banned the sport of cockfighting. This has been a form of entertainment in that region of the country for several years among small towns and Hispanics. In the sport, chickens with razor...

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Abundance of Rain Causes Overflow of X-Rated Server-Waste Lagoons on Server Farm

Funny story: Abundance of Rain Causes Overflow of X-Rated Server-Waste Lagoons on Server Farm

Residents of the mountain town of Lenoir had to hold their noses today when a server-waste lagoon overflowed and began contaminating the area with X-rated pictures from the internet.

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Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC

Funny story: Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC

A new sit-com on NBC is making headlines across the nation. Little Library on the Prairie is about a municipal library in a small farming community in the South. The show features a vast array of red-necks trying to learn how to read and loo...

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North Carolina Legalizes Cock Fighting

Funny story: North Carolina Legalizes Cock Fighting

RALEIGH-The North Carolina general assembly approved measures today that would legalize cock fighting in the state of North Carolina. By unanimous decision the Assembly ratified legislation in order to make up for budget short falls in state treasury...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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