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French ban Coca Cola refills because it causes too many "Qui Qui's!"

Funny story: French ban Coca Cola refills because it causes too many "Qui Qui's!"

France has decided to ban all unlimited refills of fizzy, sugar filled soft drinks because their sewerage system is overloaded and rats swimming in the sewers are becoming obese (those above ground too)! French dentists have also complained to the...

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Robber, Bill Reid, robbed bank with can of Coke

Funny story: Robber, Bill Reid, robbed bank with can of Coke

A Ramsgate man robbed a bank two days before Christmas and escaped with a large amount of money. Bill Reid armed himself with a can of Coca Cola and held up a security guard delivering cash and Coke cans to a Nat West Bank in the town. But when...

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Share a Coke with: whoever you want

Funny story: Share a Coke with: whoever you want

After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle. "We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...

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Christians row over analogy to Cola

Funny story: Christians row over analogy to Cola

Catholics and Anglicans have almost come to physical blows after the various Christian religions have been compared to cola. "There was an off the cuff remark from Jon Stewart saying Catholics were like Coca-cola, and Anglicans were like Pepsi," s...

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American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

Funny story: American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

HOLLYWOOD - The California Communications Commission has informed the producers of American Idol that they are going to be issued a fine. CCC spokesperson Athena "Cupcakes" Cuppatori, 57, stated that the producers had been warned about their blata...

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New Zealand women dies after being a Cola-aholic!

Funny story: New Zealand women dies after being a Cola-aholic!

Drinking too much of a well known fizzy, dark brown drink, not Guiness, can kill you but only if you consume ten buckets a day as a women did in New Zealand. The reason why she drunk so much of the stuff was very simple; New Zealand is the most bo...

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Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Funny story: Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Fearful of the possibility that to much health food will be consumed at the upcoming Olympic Games, drastic action has been taken a newly established regulatory body at the heart of the operations directorate of London 2012. The Committe for Organ...

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Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

Funny story: Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

The leading soft drink suppliers Coca Cola and Pepsi have both announced that in order to meet product labelling rules in California they are reducing the amount of caramel colouring in their products. However, neither company has explained the ra...

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Toads Prefer Pepsi

Funny story: Toads Prefer Pepsi

Florida - Pepsi has announced that in a blind taste test eight out of ten toads prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola. The taste test took place in Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge this summer during evenings over a two week period. Cola cans of Pepsi a...

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Coke and Bush's Baked Bean Recipes Stolen

Funny story: Coke and Bush's Baked Bean Recipes Stolen

Following a rash of corporate impropriety reports from the financial sector in recent weeks, the spotlight had been removed from other forms of corporate crime taking place in the food and beverage industry. Closely guarded secrets for decades, C...

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Christmas is to be sponsored

Funny story: Christmas is to be sponsored

Coca-Cola have agreed to sponsor next years Christmas, in a deal worth around £2.4 Billion. This means that the only soft drinks available will be made by Coca-Cola. Santa will also have to have the Coca-Cola logo on his hat and coa...

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Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Funny story: Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi admitted today what industry watch dogs have long suspected: Aquafina bottled water is really the same thing that you get from your tap. The nation's largest selling bottled water comes from municipal water sources and is no different than...

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Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

Funny story: Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.

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Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

Funny story: Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

LA PAZ -- Bolivian farmers, in an effort to reclaim part of their cultural heritage, are pressuring the Coca-Cola company to change its name. Coca leaves have been a part of Bolivian culture for more than 500 years. The plant has been used in relig...

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Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Funny story: Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Atlanta - Coca Cola Executives and a small army of PR people today crowded a specially hired convention centre in the heart of bustling Atlanta's business district to declare before a specially invited audience of local dignitaries and press that...

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Thousands Try Out to Be New Coca Cola Polar Bear

Funny story: Thousands Try Out to Be New Coca Cola Polar Bear

Thousands of polar bears flooded the Atlanta airport this week, rushing to the Coca Cola offices to try out to be the new advertising mascot. The position is vacant due to the scandal of the old bear, Cookie, having an out of wedlock child with the...

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Pontiac and Coca Cola unveil Sprite powered SUV

Funny story: Pontiac and Coca Cola unveil Sprite powered SUV

With gas prices topping $3 a gallon and the cost of lemon-lime soda well below 30 cents a can, Pontiac in conjunction with "Coke" announced the unveiling of their elegant new "Sprite (tm)" powered SUV at Detroit's annual auto...

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Coca-Cola Decides to Fight Back at Terrorists

Funny story: Coca-Cola Decides to Fight Back at Terrorists

Ricky Von Schmidt, July 6, 2004 United Kingdom Press...

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