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Funny story: Christians row over analogy to Cola

Christians row over analogy to Cola

Catholics and Anglicans have almost come to physical blows after the various Christian religions have been compared to cola. "There was an off the cuff remark from Jon Stewart saying Catholics were like Coca-cola, and Anglicans were like Pepsi," s...
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Funny story: American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

HOLLYWOOD - The California Communications Commission has informed the producers of American Idol that they are going to be issued a fine. CCC spokesperson Athena "Cupcakes" Cuppatori, 57, stated that the producers had been warned about their blata...
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Funny story: New Zealand women dies after being a Cola-aholic!

New Zealand women dies after being a Cola-aholic!

Drinking too much of a well known fizzy, dark brown drink, not Guiness, can kill you but only if you consume ten buckets a day as a women did in New Zealand. The reason why she drunk so much of the stuff was very simple; New Zealand is the most bo...
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Funny story: Cigarette Lighters in Spaceships?

Cigarette Lighters in Spaceships?

The proposed development of Orion, the interplanetary spacecraft, has been delayed due to confused sponsors. The joint NASA and ESA project depends on funding from Coca Cola and Rolls Royce. These companies are not happy about their respective involv...
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Funny story: Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Fearful of the possibility that to much health food will be consumed at the upcoming Olympic Games, drastic action has been taken a newly established regulatory body at the heart of the operations directorate of London 2012. The Committe for Organ...
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Funny story: Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

The leading soft drink suppliers Coca Cola and Pepsi have both announced that in order to meet product labelling rules in California they are reducing the amount of caramel colouring in their products. However, neither company has explained the ra...
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Funny story: Toads Prefer Pepsi

Toads Prefer Pepsi

Florida - Pepsi has announced that in a blind taste test eight out of ten toads prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola. The taste test took place in Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge this summer during evenings over a two week period. Cola cans of Pepsi a...
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Funny story: Coke and Bush's Baked Bean Recipes Stolen

Coke and Bush's Baked Bean Recipes Stolen

Following a rash of corporate impropriety reports from the financial sector in recent weeks, the spotlight had been removed from other forms of corporate crime taking place in the food and beverage industry. Closely guarded secrets for decades, C...
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Funny story: Christmas is to be sponsored

Christmas is to be sponsored

Coca-Cola have agreed to sponsor next years Christmas, in a deal worth around £2.4 Billion. This means that the only soft drinks available will be made by Coca-Cola. Santa will also have to have the Coca-Cola logo on his hat and coa...
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Funny story: Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi admitted today what industry watch dogs have long suspected: Aquafina bottled water is really the same thing that you get from your tap. The nation's largest selling bottled water comes from municipal water sources and is no different than...
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Funny story: Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.
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Funny story: Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

LA PAZ -- Bolivian farmers, in an effort to reclaim part of their cultural heritage, are pressuring the Coca-Cola company to change its name. Coca leaves have been a part of Bolivian culture for more than 500 years. The plant has been used in relig...
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Funny story: Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Atlanta - Coca Cola Executives and a small army of PR people today crowded a specially hired convention centre in the heart of bustling Atlanta's business district to declare before a specially invited audience of local dignitaries and press that...
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Funny story: Thousands Try Out to Be New Coca Cola Polar Bear

Thousands Try Out to Be New Coca Cola Polar Bear

Thousands of polar bears flooded the Atlanta airport this week, rushing to the Coca Cola offices to try out to be the new advertising mascot. The position is vacant due to the scandal of the old bear, Cookie, having an out of wedlock child with the...
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Funny story: Pontiac and Coca Cola unveil Sprite powered SUV

Pontiac and Coca Cola unveil Sprite powered SUV

With gas prices topping $3 a gallon and the cost of lemon-lime soda well below 30 cents a can, Pontiac in conjunction with "Coke" announced the unveiling of their elegant new "Sprite (tm)" powered SUV at Detroit's annual auto...
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Funny story: Coca-Cola Decides to Fight Back at Terrorists

Coca-Cola Decides to Fight Back at Terrorists

Ricky Von Schmidt, July 6, 2004 United Kingdom Press...
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Funny story: Open Letter to Coca-Cola

Open Letter to Coca-Cola

Dear Coca-Cola: I recently bought a 2 liter bottle of coke. I noticed that the bottle cap was offering some sort of give-away or prize. When I turned the cap over I saw that I was being offered 10% off athletes’ foot. At first I felt slightly insulted. Why do you think that I, the purchaser of a 2 liter bottle of Coke, am even likely to have this irritating foot disease?...
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