RYE, New Hampshire - The United States Coast Guard has informed the public that they have rescued a New Hampshire woman identified as Candace Buttercastle, 42, who was found floating in the freezing waters of the North Atlantic for an amazing 37 days...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Republican political maven and self-proclaimed GOPrincess Ann Coulter was in the nation's capital speaking against the cruise line industry.
Coulter, who does not have a shy bone in her tall skinny body, spoke to members of The...
LONG BEACH, California - The United States Coast Guard has just issued a statement that they have captured a submarine from Mexico.
Captain Chauncey S. Shoomheimer informed the news media that the submarine was 49 feet in length and was being oper...
The US Coastguard in California is warning people to beware of a large slick of yellow silicon rubber. This comes in the wake of the United States Anti-Doping Agency's damming report into Lance Armstrong.
"People are taking their yellow armbands...
TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras - The Honduran Navy has reportedly captured a 90-foot submarine, off the coast of neighboring El Salvador, that allegedly was destined for Malibu Beach, California.
The submarine which had personalized Arizona license plates...
Washington, D.C. - A U.S. Coast Guard naval vessel patrolling the Potomac River has fired on a vessel full of voluptuous blonde ladies taking part in a photo shoot for the swimwear edition of a top men's magazine, while President Obama was heading ac...
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WASHINGTON, DC - In his second State of the Coast Guard speech, Admiral Thad Allen, 23rd Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, announced that due to secure communications shortfalls the first National Security Cutter, Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf, would...
WASHINGTON, DC. - Coast Guard Commandant Admiral Thad Allen announced today that the plan to scarf up congressional earmarks was slightly misguided and very costly.
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