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Bodybuilder Squeezes Coal Between Butt Cheeks to Create Diamonds

Funny story: Bodybuilder Squeezes Coal Between Butt Cheeks to Create Diamonds

Forget buns of steel, champion bodybuilder Debi Lou Byrd has set a world precedent for any athlete: her buns can literally squeeze coal into diamonds. Debi's Diamonds are very small and not up to gem quality and so the diamond industry has barely...

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Trump reveals how he will "make America great again"

Funny story: Trump reveals how he will "make America great again"

It has been a whirlwind two weeks for the new US president, and impeachment or the funny farm are surely just around the corner for Trump. Nevertheless, today he prepared to finish off another promise he made during the campaign - the vague one to ma...

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Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

Funny story: Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

OLE PLAYING POSSUM, Ky. - Donald Trump is starting up a small industry in this small Kentucky town, once a coal mining center for the local area. About a decade ago, 300 high-paying coal mining jobs were lost here and the small village has seen bette...

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Telsa Motors Unveils Coal-Powered SUV

Funny story: Telsa Motors Unveils Coal-Powered SUV

PALO ALTO, CA - Telsa Motors' CEO, Ellen Mush, announced their next "green" vehicle - The Telsa Model C. The model C is the first coal-powered vehicle since the 1884 Trepardeux. It was a coal fired steam propelled carriage. Ms. Mush said the new M...

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Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

Funny story: Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.

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Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

Funny story: Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Thousands of protestors in California gathered for public awareness on the threat of coal. "Imminent and complete extinction of all life on the planet" could occur before the next election if drastic measures are not taken, or som...

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'Coming Soon!' - Another Ice Age!

Funny story: 'Coming Soon!' - Another Ice Age!

Scientists at the US National Solar Observatory issued a warning this week that our Sun appears to be heading towards another 'Maunder Minimum' - a period between 1645-1715 when there was an almost complete absence of sunspots. That was also the peri...

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Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

Funny story: Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

The British Coal Corporation has announced that they are to reopen Wearmouth Colliery. In recent years there has been an upturn in the demand for coal. In the wake of an upcoming crisis, experts are advising that the UK needs to become more self-...

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CIA: China Stealing Coal and Oil From Under North America Via 7,000 Mile Long Tunnels

Funny story: CIA: China Stealing Coal and Oil From Under North America Via 7,000 Mile Long Tunnels

Geneva, Switzerland - Swiss scientist monitoring new sophisticated seismograph equipment originally produced in America but illegally and cheaply reproduced in China for half price have been recording strange Earth vibrations for months. The adva...

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Alaska Residents 'Being Bad' To Get Free Coal From Santa Claus

Funny story: Alaska Residents 'Being Bad' To Get Free Coal From Santa Claus

Residents of the Arctic town of Sealgut Alaska have resorted to extreme means to get their heating fuel supplies for this winter. Faced by two months of near total darkness and bone-chilling cold with little economic resources to carry them throu...

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King "Black Lung" Coal Country Cooking With Gas

Funny story: King "Black Lung" Coal Country Cooking With Gas

Anthracite America has fueled the Industrial Revolution and the rise of the United Mine Workers Union and powered WWII's energy needs, not to mention its deadly epidemic of Black Lung Disease. This week when local coal mining county leaders debat...

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Feeling Grinchy? Celebrate Your Heart of Coal as the Holidays Approach

Bah Humbug! Sometimes you just want to be a grinch. Celebrate your inner grinch by being a grouch and frowning on the festive glow of the holidays.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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