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Funny story: Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Thousands of protestors in California gathered for public awareness on the threat of coal. "Imminent and complete extinction of all life on the planet" could occur before the next election if drastic measures are not taken, or som...
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Funny story: 'Coming Soon!' - Another Ice Age!

'Coming Soon!' - Another Ice Age!

Scientists at the US National Solar Observatory issued a warning this week that our Sun appears to be heading towards another 'Maunder Minimum' - a period between 1645-1715 when there was an almost complete absence of sunspots. That was also the peri...
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Funny story: Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

The British Coal Corporation has announced that they are to reopen Wearmouth Colliery. In recent years there has been an upturn in the demand for coal. In the wake of an upcoming crisis, experts are advising that the UK needs to become more self-...
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Funny story: CIA: China Stealing Coal and Oil From Under North America Via 7,000 Mile Long Tunnels

CIA: China Stealing Coal and Oil From Under North America Via 7,000 Mile Long Tunnels

Geneva, Switzerland - Swiss scientist monitoring new sophisticated seismograph equipment originally produced in America but illegally and cheaply reproduced in China for half price have been recording strange Earth vibrations for months. The adva...
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Funny story: Coal Mine Canaries Plan Protest Over Working Conditions

Coal Mine Canaries Plan Protest Over Working Conditions

A group of canaries have put their tiny talons down once and for all and are claiming they have the most hazardous job in the world, and should have a place in line for various government concessions. "It'h true," says a canary known only as Prec...
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Funny story: Alaska Residents 'Being Bad' To Get Free Coal From Santa Claus

Alaska Residents 'Being Bad' To Get Free Coal From Santa Claus

Residents of the Arctic town of Sealgut Alaska have resorted to extreme means to get their heating fuel supplies for this winter. Faced by two months of near total darkness and bone-chilling cold with little economic resources to carry them throu...
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Funny story: King "Black Lung" Coal Country Cooking With Gas

King "Black Lung" Coal Country Cooking With Gas

Anthracite America has fueled the Industrial Revolution and the rise of the United Mine Workers Union and powered WWII's energy needs, not to mention its deadly epidemic of Black Lung Disease. This week when local coal mining county leaders debat...
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Funny story: Feeling Grinchy? Celebrate Your Heart of Coal as the Holidays Approach

Feeling Grinchy? Celebrate Your Heart of Coal as the Holidays Approach

Bah Humbug! Sometimes you just want to be a grinch. Celebrate your inner grinch by being a grouch and frowning on the festive glow of the holidays.
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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