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Funny story: World Clown Conspiracy Uncovered

World Clown Conspiracy Uncovered

Lyon, France Interpol, in conjunction with other police agencies, announced that they have uncovered a world-wide conspiracy by killer clowns to cause revolution and topple governments. "Clowns have been infiltrating key world areas in Copenhagen...
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Funny story: Heavy Clown Activity Proven to be Due To Trump Candidacy

Heavy Clown Activity Proven to be Due To Trump Candidacy

Bridgeport, Connecticut Circus scientists commented today on the recent increase of clowns in the nation. "We began to study this long before it was an epidemic, and now that it's reaching pandemic proportions, we are doubling our efforts. We need to find a cure and eventually a clown vaccine" spoke a circus scientist. "The whole process began to break down when Trump gave his speech about...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis this morning stated that it was permissible for Catholic Clowns to use blown up condoms to make poodles and other small animals out of them. "But no eroticism or use of French Ticklers ot glow-in-the-dark!" The Clowns were overjoye...
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Funny story: Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Aman Bakhoff plays the role of a clown at local haunted house attraction, FEAR IN THE FABRIC STORE. The attraction is a new spin, if you will on an old theme. Bakhoff plays the role of a deranged clown. "People just don't get it, homie. In a role like mine, you have to combine humor with the ability to induce fear, yo. That's what I do. dog. I have honed my craft now for seven seasons. Sho...
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Funny story: Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

SAN DIEGO, CA - Violence erupted at the first ever all-midget clown convention Tuesday night after a gang of half-pint jesters got into a brawl in a bathroom stall. The convention, comprised of clowns no taller than of 3 ½ ft, started off o...
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Funny story: Obama admits "Abnormal fear of Clowns" in interview

Obama admits "Abnormal fear of Clowns" in interview

TORNADO WV (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his "abnormal fear of clowns," a fear that he's suffered since early childhood. The President revealed this in a Beer Pong interview with Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. at the Jesuit Convent of the Que...
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