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Scary Clowns make a Resurgence - Seen stalking the halls of Whitehouse

Funny story: Scary Clowns make a Resurgence - Seen stalking the halls of Whitehouse

Codenamed by the FBI as Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, they are considered World Public Enemy Number 1 according to a report by every security and policing agency in the US and the EU. Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil are wanted for crimes against humanity...

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Clown car wreck kills 23

Suckleville, Georgia-A single car wreck in Suckleville has claimed 23 lives. Police reported that a small, unknown type of vehicle lost control while returning from a circus gig in North Carolina earlier in the day. Police said that alcohol did not s...

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The Case Against Recreation - Part 10: Clowns

Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 10: Clowns

Clowns- These popular performers are all failures as real comedians. They must spend their lives making utter fools of themselves, but they don't care as long as people laugh at them. Unfortunately, the only people laughing are 5 year-old kids who think clowns are pathetic. Bozo is the most famous clown. The fact that calling someone a Bozo is an insult shows the level of respect clowns ge...

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Justin Bieber Joins Insane Clown Posse

Funny story: Justin Bieber Joins Insane Clown Posse

Detroit, MI Crazy clown duo, the Insane Clown Posse, whose followers include topless women and crazed looking guys called Juggalos, admitted new member Justin Bieber to the group. Justin Bieber says that he will start spraying people with Faygo P...

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President Obama's antics wow rodeo crowd

SEDALIA, MO --- Determined to set race relations as far back as possible, President Barack Obama appeared at a rodeo in Sedalia, Missouri, disguised as a clown. He said he appeared in "disguise" to protest critics' portrayal of him as an incompete...

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McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

Ronald McDonald, CEO of the international fast-food franchise and part-time clown, has become the target of a hate group--the restaurant chain's own franchisees! "The bastard's greed is unbelievable," Betty Crocker, of Ann Arbor, Michigan...

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Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...

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Ireland's Psycho Circus Clowns Strike Again

Funny story: Ireland's Psycho Circus Clowns Strike Again

Ireland's notorious gang of psycho circus clowns struck again yesterday, in the small market town of Crossmafinngers, County Clare. The five strong gang, comprising of four men and a woman, all wearing clown suits. wigs, bizarre costumes and outsi...

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Red Nose Day set to be the biggest ever

Funny story: Red Nose Day set to be the biggest ever

The BBC has said that this year's Red Nose Day will be the biggest ever. "Peter Schmeichel and Alex Ferguson have both said that they will appear," said Lenny Henry, who somehow always finds work at this time of year. "We're still working with Rud...

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Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds

Funny story: Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds

Grand Poobah Darrell Henderson of Little Rock, Arkansas was participating in a "Spring Is Coming" parade by driving his little clown car in a parade that included Miss Rutabaga of 2011 Wednesday when disaster hit. "I don't know why Henderson chose...

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Children's Entertainer arrested

Funny story: Children's Entertainer arrested

Rosso Naso, a Children's Entertainer from Basingstoke has been arrested today after admitting that he liked children. "It's disgusting," said local mum, Samantha Panther. "Grown men shouldn't be allowed into a profession where they have contact wi...

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Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

Funny story: Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park. The clowns are upset about a new Ha...

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The Deadliest Show On Earth: Fake Clowns Terrorize El Salvador.

Funny story: The Deadliest Show On Earth: Fake Clowns Terrorize El Salvador.

The real ones are pretty f-cking creepy as well. About 100 professional clowns marched with big, floppy shoes through the Salvadoran capital Thursday to protest the killing of a passenger by two imposter clowns. The real clowns, who panhandle on...

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Clowns break into Larry King's house

Funny story: Clowns break into Larry King's house

Larry King host of "Larry King Live" was the victim of a home invasion from a pair of unemployed Ringing Brothers circus clowns last night. Oddly enough the clowns did not take any money or jewelry just Mr. Kings incredibly fruity collection of s...

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Last ranked baseball team will wear clown suits next year

Funny story: Last ranked baseball team will wear clown suits next year

Phoenix AZ - The coach of the snakebacks here has agreed to fit the team with clown suits for the likely event of them coming in last place. The comish has declared that last place teams in each division must wear clown suits for the entire followin...

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Paula Abdul's New Job

Paula Abdul, former American Idol judge found a new job. In an exclusive interview with me, she said that she loved making people laugh so she is going to clown college. She told me: "I am officialy registerd in Martin Luther Clown Uneversity".

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Clown says clown may have been involved in intelligence

Funny story: Clown says clown may have been involved in intelligence

The curious death of a professional party clown on Sunday has gained the attention of Londoners, with some wondering if MI6 and the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) were somehow involved. "Turbee" the Clown died of an apparent case...

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Clown dies prematurely while living

Funny story: Clown dies prematurely while living

A professional party clown died in London yesterday while performing a duet with an experienced midget, police said today. "Turbee" the Clown was performing the third act of Madam Suzette's "Reggie the Whimsical" when he suddenly collapsed from an...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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