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Funny story: Dorking State Circus to close

Dorking State Circus to close

Dorking State Circus has been forced to close down, after an astonishing 8 years of entertaining Surrey's circus-going public. Its last clown will be put down by a qualified veterinarian this Tuesday. The circus has gone through a number of diffic...
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Funny story: President Obama's antics wow rodeo crowd

President Obama's antics wow rodeo crowd

SEDALIA, MO --- Determined to set race relations as far back as possible, President Barack Obama appeared at a rodeo in Sedalia, Missouri, disguised as a clown. He said he appeared in "disguise" to protest critics' portrayal of him as an incompete...
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Funny story: McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

Ronald McDonald, CEO of the international fast-food franchise and part-time clown, has become the target of a hate group--the restaurant chain's own franchisees! "The bastard's greed is unbelievable," Betty Crocker, of Ann Arbor, Michigan...
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Funny story: Clown Calls 911, Claims Moon Stole His Weed

Clown Calls 911, Claims Moon Stole His Weed

Philadelphia, PA-- An unemployed clown has been arrested and charged with marijuana possession. Police sources say Mr. Poco LaLoco may just be the stupidest person who ever lived. The trouble began at midnight after Mr. LaLoco called his local...
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Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
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Funny story: Ireland's Psycho Circus Clowns Strike Again

Ireland's Psycho Circus Clowns Strike Again

Ireland's notorious gang of psycho circus clowns struck again yesterday, in the small market town of Crossmafinngers, County Clare. The five strong gang, comprising of four men and a woman, all wearing clown suits. wigs, bizarre costumes and outsi...
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Funny story: Rupert The Giggling Clown Hit With Cream Pie

Rupert The Giggling Clown Hit With Cream Pie

London, England-- The giggling finally stopped, at least for a few seconds, when Rupert the Giggling Clown was hit with a cream pie this afternoon. Rupert was busy at work at Murdoch Headquarter, when the incident occurred. The silly clown had to w...
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Funny story: Red Nose Day set to be the biggest ever

Red Nose Day set to be the biggest ever

The BBC has said that this year's Red Nose Day will be the biggest ever. "Peter Schmeichel and Alex Ferguson have both said that they will appear," said Lenny Henry, who somehow always finds work at this time of year. "We're still working with Rud...
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Funny story: Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds

Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds

Grand Poobah Darrell Henderson of Little Rock, Arkansas was participating in a "Spring Is Coming" parade by driving his little clown car in a parade that included Miss Rutabaga of 2011 Wednesday when disaster hit. "I don't know why Henderson chose...
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Funny story: Clown Dies While Making Toast In Bathtub

Clown Dies While Making Toast In Bathtub

Miami, Fl - A Florida clown has accidentally killed himself, after trying to make toast while taking a bath. Poco Gordo, 47, was found by neighbors floating in his bathtub, along with his toaster. The clown apparently never heard that water and ele...
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Funny story: Children's Entertainer arrested

Children's Entertainer arrested

Rosso Naso, a Children's Entertainer from Basingstoke has been arrested today after admitting that he liked children. "It's disgusting," said local mum, Samantha Panther. "Grown men shouldn't be allowed into a profession where they have contact wi...
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Funny story: Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park. The clowns are upset about a new Ha...
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Funny story: The Deadliest Show On Earth: Fake Clowns Terrorize El Salvador.

The Deadliest Show On Earth: Fake Clowns Terrorize El Salvador.

The real ones are pretty f-cking creepy as well. About 100 professional clowns marched with big, floppy shoes through the Salvadoran capital Thursday to protest the killing of a passenger by two imposter clowns. The real clowns, who panhandle on...
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Funny story: Clowns break into Larry King's house

Clowns break into Larry King's house

Larry King host of "Larry King Live" was the victim of a home invasion from a pair of unemployed Ringing Brothers circus clowns last night. Oddly enough the clowns did not take any money or jewelry just Mr. Kings incredibly fruity collection of s...
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Funny story: Last ranked baseball team will wear clown suits next year

Last ranked baseball team will wear clown suits next year

Phoenix AZ - The coach of the snakebacks here has agreed to fit the team with clown suits for the likely event of them coming in last place. The comish has declared that last place teams in each division must wear clown suits for the entire followin...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul's New Job

Paula Abdul's New Job

Paula Abdul, former American Idol judge found a new job. In an exclusive interview with me, she said that she loved making people laugh so she is going to clown college. She told me: "I am officialy registerd in Martin Luther Clown Uneversity".
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Funny story: Snuff Film Starring Michael Jackson Surfaces

Snuff Film Starring Michael Jackson Surfaces

New York, NY-- A grainy, disturbing snuff film of Michael Jackson has surfaced in a New York City bar. The ten-minute film shows the King of Pop being smothered by 1,000's of creme pies thrown by dozens of clowns, while music from 'Thriller' plays i...
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Funny story: Clown says clown may have been involved in intelligence

Clown says clown may have been involved in intelligence

The curious death of a professional party clown on Sunday has gained the attention of Londoners, with some wondering if MI6 and the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) were somehow involved. "Turbee" the Clown died of an apparent case...
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