Ireland's notorious gang of psycho circus clowns struck again yesterday, in the small market town of Crossmafinngers, County Clare.
The five strong gang, comprising of four men and a woman, all wearing clown suits. wigs, bizarre costumes and outsi...
London, England-- The giggling finally stopped, at least for a few seconds, when Rupert the Giggling Clown was hit with a cream pie this afternoon. Rupert was busy at work at Murdoch Headquarter, when the incident occurred. The silly clown had to w...
The BBC has said that this year's Red Nose Day will be the biggest ever.
"Peter Schmeichel and Alex Ferguson have both said that they will appear," said Lenny Henry, who somehow always finds work at this time of year. "We're still working with Rud...
Grand Poobah Darrell Henderson of Little Rock, Arkansas was participating in a "Spring Is Coming" parade by driving his little clown car in a parade that included Miss Rutabaga of 2011 Wednesday when disaster hit.
"I don't know why Henderson chose...
Miami, Fl - A Florida clown has accidentally killed himself, after trying to make toast while taking a bath. Poco Gordo, 47, was found by neighbors floating in his bathtub, along with his toaster. The clown apparently never heard that water and ele...
Rosso Naso, a Children's Entertainer from Basingstoke has been arrested today after admitting that he liked children.
"It's disgusting," said local mum, Samantha Panther. "Grown men shouldn't be allowed into a profession where they have contact wi...
There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park.
The clowns are upset about a new Ha...
The real ones are pretty f-cking creepy as well. About 100 professional clowns marched with big, floppy shoes through the Salvadoran capital Thursday to protest the killing of a passenger by two imposter clowns.
The real clowns, who panhandle on...
Larry King host of "Larry King Live" was the victim of a home invasion from a pair of unemployed Ringing Brothers circus clowns last night.
Oddly enough the clowns did not take any money or jewelry just Mr. Kings incredibly fruity collection of s...
Phoenix AZ - The coach of the snakebacks here has agreed to fit the team with clown suits for the likely event of them coming in last place. The comish has declared that last place teams in each division must wear clown suits for the entire followin...
Paula Abdul, former American Idol judge found a new job. In an exclusive interview with me, she said that she loved making people laugh so she is going to clown college.
She told me: "I am officialy registerd in Martin Luther Clown Uneversity".
New York, NY-- A grainy, disturbing snuff film of Michael Jackson has surfaced in a New York City bar. The ten-minute film shows the King of Pop being smothered by 1,000's of creme pies thrown by dozens of clowns, while music from 'Thriller' plays i...
The curious death of a professional party clown on Sunday has gained the attention of Londoners, with some wondering if MI6 and the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) were somehow involved.
"Turbee" the Clown died of an apparent case...
A professional party clown died in London yesterday while performing a duet with an experienced midget, police said today.
"Turbee" the Clown was performing the third act of Madam Suzette's "Reggie the Whimsical" when he suddenly collapsed from an...
SARASOTA, Florida - The poor state of the U.S. economy has now affected the circus world.
The world's largest circus, Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus has had to lay off eight of their clowns. The director of circus operations Bolivar...
American President Barack Obama was today removed from the White House and relegated to the Special Presidents team. After seeming able and capable in two years' campaigning to get elected, it now turns out that the African can't even appear on a dre...
Red Nose Day is upon us once more here in the UK, and up and down the country people have been getting up to all sorts of whacky activities with the aim of raising money for the Comic Relief charity.
In London's King's Cross area, prostitutes tha...
A damning, cross party, political report dismisses clown school as a waste of taxpayer's money. Experts have collectively accused Clown school of 'dumbing down' and wasting time on literacy, numeracy, science, languages, and humanities when students...