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London's "Big Ben" Clock Suddenly Stops Ticking

Funny story: London's "Big Ben" Clock Suddenly Stops Ticking

LONDON - Several of the city's top jewelers are extremely puzzled as to why Big Ben has suddenly stopped ticking. Wainwright Ruskinbridger, one of London's best jewelers checked out the clock and said that he was not able to figure out why it stop...

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Summertime Plan To Boost UK Tourism

Funny story: Summertime Plan To Boost UK Tourism

Proposals to put Britain on "Double Summertime" will be published by the Government as part of a new strategy for tourism this week They will involve putting the clocks forward an extra hour to bring the country in line with the rest of Europe.

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Clocks to go forward 24 hours

Funny story: Clocks to go forward 24 hours

In the latest desperate attempt to pull the nation out of economic stagnation, Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that the clocks would go forward by 24 hours on Sunday. The Government dismissed the objections of sane people ag...

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British Government to steal an hour of everybody's life

Funny story: British Government to steal an hour of everybody's life

After failing to wake up on time for parliament due to a small bug in their iPhone alarm system that failed to account for British Summer Time ending and Greenwich Mean Time resuming, government ministers are planning on scrapping the changing of the...

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Changing of the guard delayed

Funny story: Changing of the guard delayed

The world famous changing of the guard outside Buckingham Palace in London, England, was delayed on Sunday when the Royal House Cavalry forgot that British Summer Time was starting and had not reset their clocks. This event that takes place every...

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Superhuman Powers for Clockwork Power Genius

Funny story: Superhuman Powers for Clockwork Power Genius

Trevor Bayliss - the so called "inventor" of the clockwork radio (a radio with a clockwork motor - genius?) has again come up trumps. His latest obsessional piece of clockwork trickery involved experimenting on himself - "A bit like Marie Curie" he...

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Drama As Stephen Hawking 'Scared' At Unveiling Of Strange New Clock

Funny story: Drama As Stephen Hawking 'Scared' At Unveiling Of Strange New Clock

Drama in Cambridge yesterday, as Stephen Hawking, the 'human droid', was injured by a falling black sheet of material as he helped to unveil a new £1million clock. "The strangest clock in the world", as it has been described, was being revealed by...

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Time may be running out

Funny story: Time may be running out

A study recently published in the journal 'Science Stuff' has shown that we may have less time left than previously thought.

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Big Ben To Bong For The Last Time

Funny story: Big Ben To Bong For The Last Time

Confusion is expected in central London tomorrow when Big Ben, the mother of all grandfather clocks, will stop ticking for good.

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