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Funny story: WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th...
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Funny story: Christmas Falls Foul of PC Brigade As Santa Closed Down

Christmas Falls Foul of PC Brigade As Santa Closed Down

A North Pole man has been told he can no longer operate his seasonal business venture, delivering toys to children, after he violated several laws and incurred the wrath of politically correct organizations from across the globe. Santa Claus, who...
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Funny story: Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
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Funny story: The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The gang came together after several of its members had been locked out of their local pubs by the Moderators, a notorious head hunting crew that preyed on people using profanity and bad diction. In one night alone, the Moderators closed seven public houses. Each member of the Cole Hole gang had been sent home from their local after falling foul of the Mods. Capo, Clive Danton remembers his fir...
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Funny story: Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Shocking revelations from the UK today as a close knit group of satirists, known as 'The Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' finally bowed to unrelenting pressure from extreme masculinists, and came out of the closet waving pink chiffon scarves, whilst proud...
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Funny story: BBC employ cockney news reader

BBC employ cockney news reader

The BBC has employed an East End Cockney to read the local lunchtime news. Programme editors felt the gritty accent and down to earth attitude may help raise ratings. Mr Clive Danton, from West Ham was chosen after attending several auditions in Lon...
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Funny story: Shakespeare's Co-Writer Was Spoof Hack Danton, Say Top Experts

Shakespeare's Co-Writer Was Spoof Hack Danton, Say Top Experts

News that Shakespeare had a collaborator when he penned the comedy All's Well That Ends Well has astounded the literary establishment. But a row has broken out over who the co-writer might have been. Literature boffins at Oxford University reck...
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Funny story: Mature Dating Woman Finds Romance In The Back Of White Transit Van

Mature Dating Woman Finds Romance In The Back Of White Transit Van

Veteran mature internet dating woman, Cindy Lott, 56, from Hackney has finally announced on her Arsebook wall that after six months of desperate searching, she finally struck gold and copped off with a garage mechanic in the back of a white Transit v...
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Funny story: Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...
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Funny story: Local Slimy Limey Man, Martin Shuttlecock Tailed By Gangstas On Harlem's 125th Street

Local Slimy Limey Man, Martin Shuttlecock Tailed By Gangstas On Harlem's 125th Street

Local Slimy Limey Man, Martin Shuttlecock told today how he survived a run in with gangstas on Harlem's 125th Street today in true Brit style by 'winging it'. The local man was in town hoping to audition as a writer for Late Night With David Lette...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

It was the summer of 2010, and Kate Gosselin was at the peak of not only her reality show acting career but also the peak of her sexuality. Divorced since 2009, Gosselin was hot to trot, but looking for love in a small Pennsylvania town with cameras...
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Funny story: Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part One

Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part One

Clive Danton addressed the three men sitting on the bench in Hyde Park. "Are you sure, you want to take up Mr Skoobs wager? It is a long arduous journey, and you three are not exactly Olympic athletes are you? Why don't you give him the money and forget about it" "Give him his money!" shouted Inchcock. "I would rather lick your underpants" "No way pedro" said Lynton "I am going to do this,...
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