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Funny story: Christmas Falls Foul of PC Brigade As Santa Closed Down

Christmas Falls Foul of PC Brigade As Santa Closed Down

A North Pole man has been told he can no longer operate his seasonal business venture, delivering toys to children, after he violated several laws and incurred the wrath of politically correct organizations from across the globe. Santa Claus, who...
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Funny story: Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
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Funny story: The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The gang came together after several of its members had been locked out of their local pubs by the Moderators, a notorious head hunting crew that preyed on people using profanity and bad diction. In one night alone, the Moderators closed seven public houses. Each member of the Cole Hole gang had been sent home from their local after falling foul of the Mods. Capo, Clive Danton remembers his fir...
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Funny story: Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Shocking revelations from the UK today as a close knit group of satirists, known as 'The Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' finally bowed to unrelenting pressure from extreme masculinists, and came out of the closet waving pink chiffon scarves, whilst proud...
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Funny story: BBC employ cockney news reader

BBC employ cockney news reader

The BBC has employed an East End Cockney to read the local lunchtime news. Programme editors felt the gritty accent and down to earth attitude may help raise ratings. Mr Clive Danton, from West Ham was chosen after attending several auditions in Lon...
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Funny story: Shakespeare's Co-Writer Was Spoof Hack Danton, Say Top Experts

Shakespeare's Co-Writer Was Spoof Hack Danton, Say Top Experts

News that Shakespeare had a collaborator when he penned the comedy All's Well That Ends Well has astounded the literary establishment. But a row has broken out over who the co-writer might have been. Literature boffins at Oxford University reck...
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Funny story: The Wedding Of Skoob1999 To Lady Davinia Danton

The Wedding Of Skoob1999 To Lady Davinia Danton

The 'Gay Rights' marriage of camp commoner Skoob1999 to Lady Davinia Danton, third daughter twice removed from HRH The Queen Vic, took place at St George's Chapel Windsor at lunchtime today. The 3'7" groom arrived on the 297 bus wearing his dist...
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Funny story: Mature Dating Woman Finds Romance In The Back Of White Transit Van

Mature Dating Woman Finds Romance In The Back Of White Transit Van

Veteran mature internet dating woman, Cindy Lott, 56, from Hackney has finally announced on her Arsebook wall that after six months of desperate searching, she finally struck gold and copped off with a garage mechanic in the back of a white Transit v...
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Funny story: All Our Yesterdays: Clive Danton & The Part He Played In The Italian Renaissance

All Our Yesterdays: Clive Danton & The Part He Played In The Italian Renaissance

FLORENCE 1503: Yet another swelteringly hot day in mid August as Leonardo Da(nton) Vinci looked up at the dark haired woman who had just been shown in. At least she's got a bit of weight on her, he thought. Unlike the one-legged syphilitic blonde he'd just had thrown out. Poor cow, he whispered to himself. One of the shy ones, standing there wringing her fingers with her head bowed low.
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Funny story: Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...
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Funny story: Local Slimy Limey Man, Martin Shuttlecock Tailed By Gangstas On Harlem's 125th Street

Local Slimy Limey Man, Martin Shuttlecock Tailed By Gangstas On Harlem's 125th Street

Local Slimy Limey Man, Martin Shuttlecock told today how he survived a run in with gangstas on Harlem's 125th Street today in true Brit style by 'winging it'. The local man was in town hoping to audition as a writer for Late Night With David Lette...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

It was the summer of 2010, and Kate Gosselin was at the peak of not only her reality show acting career but also the peak of her sexuality. Divorced since 2009, Gosselin was hot to trot, but looking for love in a small Pennsylvania town with cameras...
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Funny story: Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part One

Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part One

Clive Danton addressed the three men sitting on the bench in Hyde Park. "Are you sure, you want to take up Mr Skoobs wager? It is a long arduous journey, and you three are not exactly Olympic athletes are you? Why don't you give him the money and forget about it" "Give him his money!" shouted Inchcock. "I would rather lick your underpants" "No way pedro" said Lynton "I am going to do this,...
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Funny story: BBC TV's 'Danton Abbey' Written-Off After Catastrophic Bethnal Green Pile-Up

BBC TV's 'Danton Abbey' Written-Off After Catastrophic Bethnal Green Pile-Up

Millions of petrolheads, excitedly waiting for the BBC's first ever Bethnal Green costume drama, are in for a big disappointment. 'Danton Abbey' - Harold Pinter's posthumous £80m twelve-part blockbuster, set in a dodgy backstreet garage off the Mile End Road, now looks unlikely to ever make it onto the small screen. "It's a right sodding balls-up," moaned one-legged newt collector, Danton O...
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