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Funny story:  Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that he is not anti-gay (no way, says he) and to demonstrate his support of the LGBT community, (before the Winter Olympics are snatched away from Russia and sent to Norway or Canada) he will host and ap...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Devastated After Finding Out That His Daughter Francesca Is A Democrat

Clint Eastwood Devastated After Finding Out That His Daughter Francesca Is A Democrat

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, who is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican, is alleged to be angrier than a Persian cat at a skunk party. The devoted GOPer has just learned that his 20-year-old daughter Francesca has become a card-carrying Democrat...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, 83, is in the process of getting divorced from his present wife Dina and he has already expressed the fact that as soon as the divorce goes through he is heading to the alter. The man who popularized the Spaghe...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Wants It Known that He Dumped Wife Dina Before She Dumped Him

Clint Eastwood Wants It Known that He Dumped Wife Dina Before She Dumped Him

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood who gained worldwide fame after leaving the 50s television western series Rawhide and going to Italy to film the so-called Spaghetti Westerns is not a happy camper at the moment. Eastwood, who is 83, told Hollyw...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

CARMEL, California - In what an inside source is calling a California shocker, Dina Eastwood,50, has dumped television and movie icon Clint Eastwood, 83, and will file for divorce. The couple who were married for 17 years had a good marriage for...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus To Give Her 6-Foot-Tall Bong To Willie Nelson

Miley Cyrus To Give Her 6-Foot-Tall Bong To Willie Nelson

HOLLYWOOD - Vowing to try and follow the path of the straight and narrow, Miley Cyrus has has said that she will be parting with one of her most prized possessions; no not her pet flamingo Peggy, her 6-foot-tall bong. Miley purchased the astoundin...
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Funny story:  Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...
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Funny story:  The Reason Clint Eastwood Refused To Appear On "The View"

The Reason Clint Eastwood Refused To Appear On "The View"

LOS ANGELES - The producers of The View are very unhappy with long time Hollywood actor Clint Eastwood. The man who made the film "The Outlaw Josie Wales" an American Old West classic stated through a spokesperson that he recalls the last time he...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber says that he is going to try and straighten out his life before he ends up like Lindsay Lohan or even worse like Amanda Bynes. The Canadian singer met with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota at a Hank's Hippit...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney, Clint Eastwood, and Selena Gomez To Appear On The Viagra View

Paul McCartney, Clint Eastwood, and Selena Gomez To Appear On The Viagra View

NEW YORK CITY - The hosts of the new talk show The Viagra View, Regis Philbin and Larry King have announced that they have booked former Beatles Paul McCartney, Hollywood movie icon Clint Eastwood, and former Disney starlet Selena Gomez. Philbin,...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - In a surprise move that even surprised his own wife, noted Tinsel Town tough guy, Clint Eastwood has agreed to star in a commercial for gun control. Eastwood was approached by a national group who asked him if he would agree to make th...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood To Appear On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Clint Eastwood To Appear On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

CARMEL, California - Ever since his appearance at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, back in August, Clint Eastwood has been keeping pretty much of a low profile. The legendary star of TVs western series Rawhide, the Italian mot...
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Funny story:  Bad News For The Tea Bag Party

Bad News For The Tea Bag Party

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - A spokesperson for The Tea Bag Party who spoke on grounds of anonymity stated that their is some big time trouble brewing within the Tea Bag Party (no pun intended). The unnamed source informed GOPicky Magazine that since the...
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Funny story:  Biden's Smile:  Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Alfred Cummings, proctologist to the stars, has performed many miracles operating on Hollywood assholes. Just to name a few; he claims to have rebored the bungholes of such Hollywood notables as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwoo...
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Funny story:  Trouble with Dirty Harry's Curve

Trouble with Dirty Harry's Curve

If you want an antidote to John Henry's Red Sox sabermetrics, you need to see Clint Eastwood blow them away. Well, not exactly. That would have been the best ending to the recent Eastwood movie, having Clint come into the computer center of MLB wi...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

HOLLYWOOD - Pipe Dream Films in association with La Hacienda Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that Clint Eastwood has just been signed to direct a motion picture starring seven-year-old Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson. The movie i...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Clint Eastwood To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just announced that he has signed legendary movie and television icon Clint Eastwood to appear in an upcoming episode of his hit television cable show. Middlezuck says that when h...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Has Been Barred From The Democratic National Convention

Clint Eastwood Has Been Barred From The Democratic National Convention

CARMEL, California - Reports out of the Left Coast are that Clint Eastwood had asked that he be allowed to appear at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina. According to Mistletoe Bulova with The Political Drive Thru Windo...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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