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Funny story: Cold Weather Proof of Global Warming

Cold Weather Proof of Global Warming

Leading climatologists in Denmark say that the past long cold winter is yet another sign of global warming. Sigge Ennes from the University of Copenhagen says that the trend is now irreversible. "Higher levels of CO2 in the atmosphere from mankind bu...
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Funny story: Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Beaver Bay, OR (Car Seller's Weekly) - According to Earl Whitcomb, life-long resident of Beaver Bay, climate change is real. But it isn't caused by green-house gases or the use of fossil fuels. It is caused, asserts Whitcomb, by liberals and Communis...
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Funny story: Al Gore Was Right

Al Gore Was Right

Speaking of extremely frigid temperatures this winter and early spring, in certain parts of the U.S., Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) said, "It's cold. Al Gore told me this wouldn't Happen. Global warming obviously is a farce." Senator Cruz said this to...
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Funny story: Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Gay marriage and gay rights are causing the wild weather including droughts in California and snow storms in the South, scientists at the Christian Creationists and Scholars Institute have discovered. "Our three year study of weather patterns and...
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Funny story: Why The World Is Getting Cooler, Not Warmer!

Why The World Is Getting Cooler, Not Warmer!

In an important publication recently released, it states that an international research expedition to the Southern Ocean has confirmed that if it were left alone, the global climate would be naturally heading towards another ice age. "We're headed...
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Funny story: CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Besides flooding the current climate talks in Poland with logos and lobbyists, representatives of corporate polluters from across the globe met recently for a special celebration. These CEO's also happen to be on the list of a recent study showing...
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Funny story: Talks frozen as politicians desert climate change summit amid storm of protests

Talks frozen as politicians desert climate change summit amid storm of protests

As the Rio +30 summit in Brazil finished today, there was little hope that the conference on climate change would produce any concrete commitments. The summit was named after the 30th anniversary of the Duran Duran song. Ministers from over 100 count...
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Funny story: DNC Examines President Obama's 2008 Election Victory

DNC Examines President Obama's 2008 Election Victory

Washington DC: The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has investigated the events leading up to President Obama's victory in the 2008 US presidential election. The DNC is interested in how to repeat this victory in the 2012 US presidential election.
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Funny story: All Night Sitting Leads to Climate Compromise

All Night Sitting Leads to Climate Compromise

The planet was on the brink of survival in Durban as delegates sat up all night before coming to a compromise. They agreed to go to sleep and UN Ambassador to the conference praised the delegates for sticking to their guns until the last moment.
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Funny story: Inflation is rising fast, say economists

Inflation is rising fast, say economists

Economists are turning to cosmologists to keep track of inflation, it is rising that fast. "It's going up so quickly," said Esme Duvet, economist for the London School of Economics Economy Department, "that we've been told that future economists w...
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Funny story: Federal Government's suggestion to the homeless: move away from cold cities

Federal Government's suggestion to the homeless: move away from cold cities

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Times are tough, according to a report today. With 15.1% of the U.S. population now living in poverty, homelessness is becoming an option for more people. More and more people can't pay the rent with low-paying jobs. The car's be...
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Funny story: Green Group Boycotts the Sun

Green Group Boycotts the Sun

Washington DC: Supporters of alternative energy lobby group Americans For Long Term Renewable Energy have flocked to the nation's capital this week, calling on congress to introduce legislation limiting America's reliance on the sun. The group's s...
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Funny story: Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

In what has been described as "an historic breakthrough", a new scientific study has revealed that the Irish people are the descendants of an ancient race of exploring Polar Bears, who were the first species to cultivate the potato. The study - wh...
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Funny story: Global Warming will cut your heating bills claims Scientist

Global Warming will cut your heating bills claims Scientist

A controversial climate scientist has invoked the wrath of the Global Warming Zealots' everywhere by claiming Global Warming is impossible. Professor Clem T Dennier, of the McKeith Institute for Complimentary Science, claims his "new research" will "...
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Funny story: SpoofGate: Climate Scientists Put Poor Spoof Writers Out of Work

SpoofGate: Climate Scientists Put Poor Spoof Writers Out of Work

"They're taking the bread out of our mouths!" says Spoof journalist Pullmi Legg, founder of the Writers, Anecdotalists, Naysayers, Kick-arsers, Egocentrics and Recidivists Society (WANKERS). He's issued the following statement about his reasons for giving up writing for Spoof. "For years we've been taking the piss out of these myopic truth-benders and their exaggerated alarmist claims, but late...
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Funny story: Solar Ice Cap Receding IPCC Reports

Solar Ice Cap Receding IPCC Reports

East Anglia (AP) - In the wake of retreating sea ice and glaciers on earth, IPCC scientists at East Anglia now report that the solar ice cap has nearly disappeared and may be completely gone by 2035. The effect of the loss of the solar ice cap is ex...
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Funny story: IPCC Global Warming Climate Data Verified

IPCC Global Warming Climate Data Verified

In response to leaked emails (Nov. 2009, so-called "Climategate") that tended to discredit the work of many IPCC scientists it was announced today that the entire climate data set has been reviewed by an independent organization and the data has been...
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Funny story: Polar Bear May Soon Become Extinct

Polar Bear May Soon Become Extinct

Kobenhavn, Denmark - The much anticipated Climate Summit is finally underway in Copenhagen. All the speeches and posturing by participants leading up to the summit are now history, and the serious business of the summit is about to begin. The fir...
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

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