The planet was on the brink of survival in Durban as delegates sat up all night before coming to a compromise.
They agreed to go to sleep and UN Ambassador to the conference praised the delegates for sticking to their guns until the last moment.
Economists are turning to cosmologists to keep track of inflation, it is rising that fast.
"It's going up so quickly," said Esme Duvet, economist for the London School of Economics Economy Department, "that we've been told that future economists w...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Times are tough, according to a report today. With 15.1% of the U.S. population now living in poverty, homelessness is becoming an option for more people.
More and more people can't pay the rent with low-paying jobs. The car's be...
Washington DC: Supporters of alternative energy lobby group Americans For Long Term Renewable Energy have flocked to the nation's capital this week, calling on congress to introduce legislation limiting America's reliance on the sun.
The group's s...
In what has been described as "an historic breakthrough", a new scientific study has revealed that the Irish people are the descendants of an ancient race of exploring Polar Bears, who were the first species to cultivate the potato.
The study - wh...
A controversial climate scientist has invoked the wrath of the Global Warming Zealots' everywhere by claiming Global Warming is impossible. Professor Clem T Dennier, of the McKeith Institute for Complimentary Science, claims his "new research" will "...
"They're taking the bread out of our mouths!" says Spoof journalist Pullmi Legg, founder of the Writers, Anecdotalists, Naysayers, Kick-arsers, Egocentrics and Recidivists Society (WANKERS). He's issued the following statement about his reasons for giving up writing for Spoof.
"For years we've been taking the piss out of these myopic truth-benders and their exaggerated alarmist claims, but late...
East Anglia (AP) - In the wake of retreating sea ice and glaciers on earth, IPCC scientists at East Anglia now report that the solar ice cap has nearly disappeared and may be completely gone by 2035. The effect of the loss of the solar ice cap is ex...
In response to leaked emails (Nov. 2009, so-called "Climategate") that tended to discredit the work of many IPCC scientists it was announced today that the entire climate data set has been reviewed by an independent organization and the data has been...
Kobenhavn, Denmark - The much anticipated Climate Summit is finally underway in Copenhagen. All the speeches and posturing by participants leading up to the summit are now history, and the serious business of the summit is about to begin.
The fir...
The Chairman of the climate change summit being held in Copenhagen, Mr Atim O'Sphere, has reiterated that the summit is being held there for purely sensible reasons only, and to suggest otherwise would be tantamount to treason.
At a press conferen...
With a population of 1.4 billion China has many problems. However, none is more important than how to feed this vast amount of people. With climate change, desertification is on the rampage in the country and the loss of fertile land to deserts is in...
Frank Miller put's himself in the thick of the escalating conflict; the battle for the Arctic's soul.
UN and Global Policy
At the end of their 3 day stop in the Arctic, (see the Spoof News article "UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour") global rock stars UN and their charismatic lead singer Ban Ki-Moon have proved again that world class celebrities can change government policy.
Global rock superstars UN arrived in the Arctic on the current leg of their World Climate tour and already frontman Ban Ki-Moon has created controvosy at a news conference.
"The cold here is screwing with my voice! If there's one thing global wa...
Police are preparing for a long couple of days this week when Green protesters have vowed to plague the London with their Climate Conference this week.
Green party leader Mr Peter Green (no really) told me, "we're going to talk about climate stuff...