Anger has today emerged across the US over the release of a series of TV advertorials, web blogs and YouTube videos written, produced, starring and paid for by British coffin dodger Sir Cliff Richard.
The series, entitled 'Fiscal Cliff', features...
The Dorian Grey of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was being comforted by friends today after he mistakenly misread news headlines emanating from the United States. The bronzed singer was said to have been shaken.
The drama unfolded at around noon local...
As Britain rocked last night to a spectacular super show for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee viewers were unaware of growing tensions backstage.
It is understood that Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Elton John nearly came to blows over who would duet with s...
London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June.
Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha...
Dear Sir,
whenever I hear the song 'I'm 'Enery The Eighth I Am', I think, "that wouldn't work if they said 'Henry' like we do in real life."
The cockney accent makes it worse; they are implying that all cockneys say "Enery" instead of Henry.
Now if they used "Emery", as in Dick Emery, that might just work, plus there would be quite a demographic to aim for when it comes to re-marketing th...
One day, Jedward were strolling through their local city centre, heading off to KFC to suck on some citrus handwipes. They had spent the day in the local toilets and their mouths felt as crusty and salty as Dawn French's gusset after a long hot car journey.
Coming in the opposite direction was none other than Cliff Richard, brother of Keith, resplendent on his roller blades, in a "GOD'S MY BE...
The Mike and Bernie Winters Show has re-appeared in the U.K. with devastating consequences. Severe warnings are in place for Scotland, Northern Ireland and much of the north of England, after nearly 48 hours of repeats were shown on TV screens.
In...
First of all, before I even start to write this piece, I want to make it clear that this is not so much a "spoof" piece as a personal and very heartfelt condemnation of a household name. Everything in this piece is written as a tribute of a sort to a fine musician who battled alcoholism and later throat cancer and who died only last Friday at the age of 71.
Bass player Jet Harris was a founder...
At the grand old age of 70, Sir Cliff Richard is making a final attempt to conquer America.
Fame has always eluded him on the other side of the pond, but this time he believes he's hit on a formula that's guaranteed to bring him belated success.
The veteran singer is hoping to tap into the religious diversity existing Stateside and is bringing out a religious album made up of new versions of...
Experts have been studying pictures released of Cliff Richard on his 70th birthday and can reveal to you that this is not the original Cliff - HE IS AN IMPOSTER.
The fresh faced, active "70" year old is actually a clone that Cliff had created 40...
"Like most young men I looked at the problem pages of women's magazines to see whether there might be an answer to my particular problem", admitted Sir Cliff on the This Morning TV programme.
"However, I saw no appropriate guidance so I wrote to C...
Recently declassified papers have revealed one or two surprises, the greatest of which is surely that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by MI5 in the sixties as a frontline agent in the war against Soviet Russia.
Squeaky...
Singer, Sir Cliff Richard, 89, has agreed to a request from Buckingham Palace to admit that he has had several face lifts in exchange for a hereditary peerage in the Queen's New Year Honors List.
He has even promised to admit to botox and abrasive...
For years radio stations stopped playing music by Cliff Richard which was great for people who cannot stand the stuff but not for Cliff fans. After a long campaign by Cliff fans however his music is now being played on many radio stations.
Sales o...
In what some are describing as a criminal master stroke, Sir Cliff Richard has admitted to performing as "Susan Boyle" on the infamous edition of Britain's Got Talent.
Sir Cliff said his reason for doing so was purely professional and he wanted t...
British singing icon Sir Cliff Richard has been told that, despite the success of his well-meaning antics during the rain-soaked Wimbledon tennis championships of 1996, when stunned spectators joined in with weird renditions of his old hits, the boyi...
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The so-called self-styled self parodying Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard told Spoof reporters about four days ago (we don't remember exactly as we were a bit bladdered at the time. All the time come to think of it. Ban Happy Hours and cheap supermarket beer, that's what we -hic - say)
Where were we?
Oh yes.
Anyway, Sir Cliff told us that it tickled him pink that his sexuality had been...