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Funny story: Cleverest Man In World Says "Brains Keep Growing? Well D'uh!"

Cleverest Man In World Says "Brains Keep Growing? Well D'uh!"

Scientists have revealed that contrary to previous understanding, the human brain keeps growing into middle age. It is established science that our bodies are, generally, fully grown by the age of 21. But now it seems the brain keep going Prof...
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Funny story: Home Office To Deport Anyone With IQ Below 100

Home Office To Deport Anyone With IQ Below 100

The Home Office has announced plans to deport anyone over the age of 15 who has an IQ below 100 - the national average - testing will take place at centers and the army are being drafted in to ensure everyone takes the test. To make sure that no o...
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Funny story: Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

A study published today by the Institute for Pointless Research appears to suggest that the IQ of females and their offspring are affected positively in direct proportion to increases in their body mass index, i.e the fatter they are the smarter they...
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Funny story: Gifted Child's Secret Is Out

Gifted Child's Secret Is Out

For years it was thought that young Martin Popplelop was a gifted genius. At the age of four he had an IQ of 175 and by six this had increased to 194.
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Funny story: An Ashtray on Your Wrist!

An Ashtray on Your Wrist!

As many of you know, I design, manufacture and market ashtrays. I’d like to share with you some of the success I had with a recent design over the past weekend with one of my most exciting models: The Wristray. This is an ashtray that is build around a previous invention, the wristwatch, that though clever, I cannot lay claim to. While a good idea, the wristwatch has one MAJOR drawback - it can...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Found Dead

Gordon Brown Found Dead

Clever idea but needs more work to be really good spoof.
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Funny story: Speaking of Which...3 Merry Bollocks, and enjoy the festive period.

Speaking of Which...3 Merry Bollocks, and enjoy the festive period.

A few Christmases ago, when those advent step candles first became all the rage, I remember thinking: what a novel idea – now why didn’t I think of that? And then when outdoor festive lights took off big time, I thought: now that’s clever.
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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