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Funny story:  The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

CLEVELAND - The majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers Danny Gilbert has just informed the sports media that he is seriously contemplating a name change. Gilbert noting that the Cavs record of 22-52 is simply unacceptable stated that he has enl...
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Funny story:  The Miami Heat Have Now Won 24 In A Row!

The Miami Heat Have Now Won 24 In A Row!

CLEVELAND - The Miami Heat blew into the City on Lake Erie and melted the place as they won their 24th game in a row by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 98-95. The Heat managed to overcome a 27 point deficit in the third quarter but showed that the...
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Funny story:  The Amazing Gesture That LeBron James of The World Champion Miami Heat Is Doing For The City of Cleveland

The Amazing Gesture That LeBron James of The World Champion Miami Heat Is Doing For The City of Cleveland

MIAMI - LeBron James has just won his first first NBA Championship and he says that he has never been more excited than he is now, except maybe for the time when he was 3-years-old and Santa Claus brought him his very own toothbrush. The Miami Hea...
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Funny story:  The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

LOS ANGELES - The once high-flying Lakers of Los Angeles seem to have left with the dreaded Santa Ana Winds. The Lakers of today are certainly not the Lakers of old when they had the likes of Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom...
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Funny story:  In An NBA Shocker: LeBron James Has Asked The Miami Heat To Trade Him To The Cleveland Cavaliers

In An NBA Shocker: LeBron James Has Asked The Miami Heat To Trade Him To The Cleveland Cavaliers

MIAMI - Even though the NBA owners are still locking out the players and the first two weeks of the NBA season has already been scratched, one player is making his voice heard loud and clear. LeBron James of the Miami Heat was recently interviewed...
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Funny story:  Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry and his lovely wife Anita were enjoying a nice meal of fajita tacos at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Austin when he was asked about radio talk show personality Harold Camping. Buck Yazoo, a reporter wit...
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Funny story:  A Group of Wealthy Ohio Businessmen Want To Purchase The Miami Heat and Move The Team To Tegucigalpa, Honduras

A Group of Wealthy Ohio Businessmen Want To Purchase The Miami Heat and Move The Team To Tegucigalpa, Honduras

CLEVELAND - Businessman Leander W. Gollyheimer, who heads a group of investment brokers in Ohio says that his attorneys are negotiating to buy the Miami Heat of the NBA. The Heat lost to the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals four games to two.
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Funny story:  The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Governor John "Happy Guy" Kasich is so thrilled at the fact that the Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat to capture the NBA Finals Championship Trophy that he has given each of the Dallas Mavericks players a brand new 2011 Toyot...
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Funny story:  The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

MIAMI - In a move that has shocked not only the basketball world but the entire sports world, the political world, and even the world of hip hop music, the Miami Heat have just announced that they have traded LeBron James to The Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Funny story:  Nuns In Cleveland Are Making A "Habit" Out Of Cussing Due To The Cavalier's Dismal 15-59 Record

Nuns In Cleveland Are Making A "Habit" Out Of Cussing Due To The Cavalier's Dismal 15-59 Record

CLEVELAND - Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the good sisters of St. Pistachio, who are the most dedicated basketball fans in the entire Catholic Church, are starting to get a little bit carried away with their support for the hometown NBA...
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Funny story:  Cleveland Cavaliers Sign 15 Year Old Kenyan Point Guard; Hope to Turn Season Around!

Cleveland Cavaliers Sign 15 Year Old Kenyan Point Guard; Hope to Turn Season Around!

Cav's Owner Dan Gilbert took a gigantic step toward fulfilling his promise of delivering an NBA championship team to the city by announcing the signing of a 7' shooting point guard to replace legend LeBron James after he defected to the Miami Heat la...
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Funny story:  The Cleveland Cavaliers May Soon Become The Cancun Cavaliers

The Cleveland Cavaliers May Soon Become The Cancun Cavaliers

CANCUN, Mexico - A few weeks ago LeBron James of The Miami Heat had become so upset with his ex-team the Cleveland Cavaliers organization as well as with their fans that he actually threatened to buy the team and move them to Baghdad, Iraq. Well n...
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Funny story:  NBA Bombshell: LeBron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team and Moving It

NBA Bombshell: LeBron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team and Moving It

MIAMI - The Miami Morning Messenger Mirror newspaper is reporting that LeBron James, of the NBA Miami Heat is reportedly so upset with the way his ex-Cleveland Cavalier fans are treating him that he is planning on buying the Cavaliers team and moving...
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Funny story:  James and the Cavaliers Being Sued

James and the Cavaliers Being Sued

The Third District Appellate Court of Lake County, in Cleveland, Ohio, today acknowledged receipt of a lawsuit naming the Cleveland Cavaliers, a professional basketball team with corporate offices in Cleveland, Ohio, and naming Labron James as co-def...
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Funny story:  LeBron's 23 Burns While Fire Crews Engage with Paper Cups

LeBron's 23 Burns While Fire Crews Engage with Paper Cups

Anticipating the return of LeBron James to Cleveland for the first time since his money induced exodus, Cleveland basketball officials are doing everything in their power to reduce the risk of fan outrage during the game, including the switch to pape...
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Funny story:  The Los Angeles Clippers Name LeBron James' Cousin Mumugawi Shambutu James As Their New Coach

The Los Angeles Clippers Name LeBron James' Cousin Mumugawi Shambutu James As Their New Coach

LOS ANGELES - After getting off to a dismal 1-12 season the NBA Los Angeles Clippers have fired their head coach and replaced him with Mumugawi Shambutu James, who is a second cousin of LeBron James. Coach James was the head coach of the Cleveland...
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Funny story:  The Cleveland Cavaliers Fire Mike Brown - They Plan To Hire Lebron James' African Cousin Mumugawi James

The Cleveland Cavaliers Fire Mike Brown - They Plan To Hire Lebron James' African Cousin Mumugawi James

CLEVELAND - In a move that was not only political, emotional, physical, pathetical, and comical, the Cavaliers organization has fired one of the most successful coaches in NBA history. Mike Brown, who had amassed a career record of 313-19, was fir...
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Funny story:  The Cleveland Cavaliers Have Been Sold To China

The Cleveland Cavaliers Have Been Sold To China

CLEVELAND - Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert has confirmed that he has sold his team to a Chinese National bamboo investment group from Shanghai, China. The sale price was not revealed but CNN's Rick Sanchez said that he spoke to 7 foot 3 inc...
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