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Cavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland

Funny story: Cavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland

After a raucous night of jolly and fanfare, 390,113 Clevlandites woke up this morning only to fall back into the nightmare of living in Cleveland. "It was a Cinderella story all right," said Iyrie Krving, "We may still have our Prince Charming in...

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Cavaliers Finalize Love Deal, Bringing Beach Boys Lyricist To Cleveland

CLEVELAND -- The Cleveland Cavaliers have finally consummated a much discussed and debated deal, acquiring Mike Love from the Beach Boys in exchange for their prized good vibrations. "Mike and I had discussed this after some of the Beach Boys reun...

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A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

Funny story: A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

CLEVELAND - Law enforcement officers in Cleveland are calling a recent twerking incident one of the strangest on record. Officer Radley Zippertino with the CPD said that he answered a call to The Setting Sun Senior Folks Home in the south side of...

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Michelle Obama Remarks That She Doesn't Give A Damn About What Ann Coulter Thinks About Her New Hairdo

Funny story: Michelle Obama Remarks That She Doesn't Give A Damn About What Ann Coulter Thinks About Her New Hairdo

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Michelle Obama was in Cleveland speaking to high school students about the importance of eating right. One student hollered out "You mean eating left ma'am, as in left, Democrats, right, Republicans." Mrs. Obama replied that t...

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F.B.I. Cracks Down On Rock and Roll Copy Cat Groups

Funny story: F.B.I. Cracks Down On Rock and Roll Copy Cat Groups

CLEVELAND, OHIO - The Federal Bureau of Investigation held a news conference at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland today. F.B.I. Agent, LeVoy Crandall, of the Intellectual Property Theft Division, announced that they will begin cracking dow...

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The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

Funny story: The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

CINCINNATI - The home town crowd was happy to see their Cincinnati Bengals wallop the Cleveland Browns 41-20 to win The Battle of Ohio. The Bengals now find themselves in first place in the AFC North. Bengals Coach Marvin Lewis told the sports...

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The Cleveland Browns Are Planning On Moving To Omaha

Funny story: The Cleveland Browns Are Planning On Moving To Omaha

CLEVELAND - The Cleveland Browns have started off the football season with an 0-2 record and already many Browns fans are starting to boo the hometown team. One long time fan, Wolfgang Wallmoney, 61, said that he now knows exactly how General Geor...

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A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

Funny story: A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

CLEVELAND - Local authorities are still trying to figure out how 7,000 turkeys broke out of their turkey shelters and stampeded through a neighboring trailer park causing extensive damage. Auburn Quiverwine, 68, manager of The Happy Haven Estates...

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The Cleveland Hero, Charles Ramsey Deserves Big Macs For Life

Funny story: The Cleveland Hero, Charles Ramsey Deserves Big Macs For Life

CLEVELAND - There is probably no one in the United States of America who has not seen the video of Cleveland's Charles Ramsey explaining his role in rescuing Amanda Berry, her daughter, and the other two girls who were held captive by a crazy mad man...

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Did paedo Savile have his very own Cleveland-style dungeon?

Funny story: Did paedo Savile have his very own Cleveland-style dungeon?

London - Professional profilers analyzing serial monster Jimmy Savile's depraved 60-year rampage are asking the inevitable, 'just how really bad was this bastard?' A confidential briefing this week will see sleuths from the Met's Serious & Or...

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Cleveland Scientists Make An Amazing Prehistoric Discovery

Funny story: Cleveland Scientists Make An Amazing Prehistoric Discovery

CLEVELAND - The city that sits on the banks of Lake Erie is home to the NBA Cleveland Cavaliers, the NFL Cleveland Browns, and the MLB Cleveland Indians. It is also home to the Cleveland Diggers, which is the name of a team of scientists who trave...

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Pakistan Outsources A Call Center To Cleveland

Funny story: Pakistan Outsources A Call Center To Cleveland

CLEVELAND, Ohio - In an interesting twist of events, a telemarketing group in Pakistan has just outsourced its phone telemarketing program to The Hello Telemarketing Agency which is based in Cleveland. Pakistan's Yak Yak Telemarketing Agency, whic...

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A World War II Japanese Two-Man Sub Found In Lake Erie

Funny story: A World War II Japanese Two-Man Sub Found In Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - A member of the Ohio Military Historical Society has just announced an unbelievable announcement. Speaking before the monthly meeting of the OMHS, Executive Director Mervin W. Kiddlefuddle, 61, stated that a couple of scuba divers from...

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The NFL Cleveland Browns Are 0-5 And May Move To Anchorage, Alaska

Funny story: The NFL Cleveland Browns Are 0-5 And May Move To Anchorage, Alaska

CLEVELAND - The rumblings being heard on Lake Erie are not weather-related but football-related. The Cleveland Browns at 0-5 possess the worst won-loss record of any of the 32 National Football League teams. Owner Jimmy Haslam has said that the...

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Cleveland Brown's Dawg Pound Worried of Results If Michael Vick Plays

Funny story: Cleveland Brown's Dawg Pound Worried of Results If Michael Vick Plays

Members of The Dawg Pound, a group of Cleveland Browns fans, are worried of the results if Michael Vick is permitted to play in the NFL again. Vick was recently released from 18 months in prison and has not played in the NFL for two seasons due to m...

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Woman Gives Birth to Dog

Funny story: Woman Gives Birth to Dog

An Ohio woman gave birth this morning to a full-size Standard Poodle. The odd birth occurred at a Cleveland hospital where a team of doctors and veterinarians worked for several hours on Mildred Stroebel who was accompanied in the delivery room by h...

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Mad Tramp Discovers Portal to the Year 2050 Inside a Dead Racoon Carcass

Funny story: Mad Tramp Discovers Portal to the Year 2050 Inside a Dead Racoon Carcass

Cleveland OH - Mad old tramp Elmer Brinkley shocked the world of science today by discovering a time portal to the year 2050 inside the rotting carcass of a dead racoon today.

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Bryant Becomes Second Man to Score 100 Points

Kobe Bryant scored 100 points in the Los Angeles Lakers' 147-98 blow-out win against the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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