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Funny story: Street Cleaners Blamed For Effects Of So-Called 'Global Warming'

Street Cleaners Blamed For Effects Of So-Called 'Global Warming'

In a sensational outburst, local Conservative MP Harold Smedley-Martin-Lipps, told a public committee that the cause of rising sea levels was nothing at all to do with global warming, but could in fact be laid firmly at the feet of Britain's street c...
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Funny story: Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Manchester City have been linked with the woman who cleans the toilets at The Emirates Stadium. Mrs. Bankole, who arrived from Uganda in the summer, has been in impressive form of late. She recently managed to clean an entire cubicle to "a world...
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Funny story: UK window cleaner is fined for wearing Bin Laden mask whilst cleaning windows?

UK window cleaner is fined for wearing Bin Laden mask whilst cleaning windows?

A cheeky London window cleaner who loves wearing his Bin Laden mask whilst on the job has been cautioned and fined by the police after several of his customers thought he actually was Bin! Stephen Taylor loves a prank or two, but this one certainl...
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Funny story: Shower Cleaner Goes Beserk

Shower Cleaner Goes Beserk

An article in Better Homes and Garden in the November Holiday issue tells of the ordeal of Harold Hooper, who, when, while taking a shower, was viciously attacked by his automatic shower cleaner which went berserk and almost drowned him. It was ju...
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Funny story: Tories left to "Clean Up Labour Mess". Kim and Aggie called in.

Tories left to "Clean Up Labour Mess". Kim and Aggie called in.

Fans of Channel Four's lame show "How Clean is Your House" have a special episode to look forward to at last, as David Cameron hired the vindicious pair to clean up the mess left by the Labour Party. Kim Woodburn, the naggy old bird from I'm a Cel...
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Funny story: French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

A team of cleaning ladies in France sick to death of their pay and conditions decided to start robbing supermarket and shop tills using an ingenious invention, their Hoovers. They did a series of day-light robberies dressed in aprons and masking t...
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Funny story: Hmm....Cleaner Tasting Sausages - One Man's Fight To Battle Sausage Machine!

Hmm....Cleaner Tasting Sausages - One Man's Fight To Battle Sausage Machine!

A cleaner came close to being the latest taste sensation in the sausage world. The guy narrowly avoided being minced into sausage after a mishap in the United States, after he was sucked into a machine at his employers sausage-making company. The...
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Funny story: Man gives up hope of not having to clean shit up

Man gives up hope of not having to clean shit up

Adam Booth finally succumbed to the realisation that he is never going to be called to isle 32 because there is an old friend to see him or to the fish counter just because they like his face. No, it will be as it always is, to clean up someone else'...
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Funny story: Obama Appoints Sham Wow Guy as "Secretary of Absorption"

Obama Appoints Sham Wow Guy as "Secretary of Absorption"

In a bold move, the Sham Wow guy has been appointed to President Obama's cabinet to, as the President put it, "Clean up the toxic economic problems and absorb the mortgage crisis into the towel of good money management." Giving his first pres...
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Funny story: Bank pays cleaner £12m bonus

Bank pays cleaner £12m bonus

London - a large international bank has paid one of its best cleaners a £12m bonus this year. The cleaner who wishes to remain anonymous has been given the huge city bonus following years of delivering exceptional performance. Following a recent r...
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Funny story: Walt Disney Wakes up

Walt Disney Wakes up

A male cleaner at the Cryogenics Laboratory (Disneyland University, Florida) is recovering in intensive care tonight after being scared half to death by none other than Walt Disney, the famous animator and deer hunter. The man, known affectionatel...
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