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Funny story: Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

BEVERLY HILLS, California - The highly troubled Canadian singer, Justin Bieber traveled to Beverly Hills to consult with a doctor who specializes in female hormones. Bieber was told by a close friend that his problem of acting like he's some tough...
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Funny story: American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina

American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The singer who received his big break on American Idol back in 2003, has just announced that he plans to run for senator from the state of North Carolina. Aiken, who took second place on American Idol's season two, stil...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper has come out and revealed that he has really been having a lot of second thoughts about a lot of things lately. He recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he now thinks that he may not be gay a...
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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr., To Release A Gay And Lesbian Album

Hank Williams Jr., To Release A Gay And Lesbian Album

NASHVILLE - Hank Williams Jr., says that he did not mean to offend gays and lesbians when he said that there are no gays and lesbians on farms, ranches, and out in the backwoods. Hank Jr., who was nicknamed Bocephus by his father the legendary cou...
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Funny story: The Celebrity Apprentice Premiers and Former Super Model Cheryl Tiegs is The First One Fired By Donald Trump

The Celebrity Apprentice Premiers and Former Super Model Cheryl Tiegs is The First One Fired By Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY - Season 12 of The Celebrity Apprentice kicked off with 18 celebrities including singers Clay Aiken, Debbie Gibson, Aubrey O'Day, and Dee Snider, who is better known as the lead singer for Twisted Sister. Other celebrities included t...
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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy, The Dancing With The Stars 'Bad Boy of The Ballroom' Will Have His Own Sit-Com Called "Dancing And Fighting With Maksim"

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, The Dancing With The Stars 'Bad Boy of The Ballroom' Will Have His Own Sit-Com Called "Dancing And Fighting With Maksim"

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that Maksim Chmerkovskiy, a native of the Ukraine, and one of the most controversial members of Dancing With The Stars has agreed to star in his very own situation-comedy. The 31-year-old Ukrainian dancer who...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces The 18 Celebrities For Season Five of Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump Announces The 18 Celebrities For Season Five of Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, the man who has threatened to run for president at least seven times within the past six months has just announced the list of 18 celebrities who will be appearing on the next edition of his show Celebrity Apprentice. The...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star In "The Gay Barbarians Vs. The Vampires of Vancouver"

Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star In "The Gay Barbarians Vs. The Vampires of Vancouver"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - TriMoon Films in association with TouchRock Pictures and The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on the latest film by noted Italian Director Bandini Borrapelli. The movie whi...
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Funny story: Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star in "The Three Singing Gay Caballeros"

Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star in "The Three Singing Gay Caballeros"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Clay Aiken was sitting in a beauty salon in West Hollywood getting his fingernails manicured when he was asked about the rumor going round that he would be starring in Bandini Burrapelli's epic musical The Three...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert & Clay Aiken Discovered In The Sack Together!

Adam Lambert & Clay Aiken Discovered In The Sack Together!

Brian Foreman, special friend of glitter singer Adam Lambert, threw a fit after finding Lambert in 'The Sack' together after Lambert called him to cancel their going to another restaurant together. "We had both our bouncers ready with all the yell...
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Funny story: The Madonna - Clay Aiken Feud Finally Ends After Madonna Kicks Him In His "Pubic" Region

The Madonna - Clay Aiken Feud Finally Ends After Madonna Kicks Him In His "Pubic" Region

BROOKLYN - The highly charged Madonna and Clay Aiken Feud appears to have ended. A spokesperson for Clay Aiken said that the 51-year-old uncivilized has-been Madonna kicked Clay in his "pubic" region. [EDITOR'S NOTE: Madonna actually kicked Aiken...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken To Star in "Brokeback Mountain - The High-Pitched Singin' Years"

Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken To Star in "Brokeback Mountain - The High-Pitched Singin' Years"

HOLLYWOOD - Plans have just been finalized to have American Idol's alumni's Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken (both second place finishers) star in Stacatto Monteverdi's sequel, or actually prequel to Brokeback Mountain, Brokeback Mountain - The High-Pitch...
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Funny story: Labour Win General Election

Labour Win General Election

The Labour party has won the 2010 General Election by a landslide. Gordon Brown, who was expected to suffer a massive and humiliating defeat, has done the impossible and turned the most likely of losses into the most unlikely of victories. Ecstati...
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Funny story: President Obama Told That Ricky Martin Is Gay Asks "Dean Martin's Son?"

President Obama Told That Ricky Martin Is Gay Asks "Dean Martin's Son?"

WATERLOO, Iowa - President Barack Obama was in town to kick off The 97th Annual Corncob Tossing Championship and 17 Mile Three-Legged Corn Sack Race. He was asked what he thought about the former Menudo singing sensation Ricky Martin coming out. T...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Seen Coming Out Clay Aiken's Back Door

Adam Lambert Seen Coming Out Clay Aiken's Back Door

According to the latest edition of a national tabloid, Adam Lambert was spotted when he came out Clay Aiken's back door. "He quickly wrapped a sweater around his waist and looked down at his pants and then all around him, but I don't think he saw...
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Funny story: Melissa Etheridge To Record A Gay Song With Adam Lambert And Clay Aiken

Melissa Etheridge To Record A Gay Song With Adam Lambert And Clay Aiken

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Etheridge who was recently named to the Gay and Lesbian Musicians Hall of Fame has revealed that she will be going into the recording studio to record a song with Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken. The song, which was written by...
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Funny story: Lambert and Aiken in The Battle of The Biggest Losers

Lambert and Aiken in The Battle of The Biggest Losers

The Claymates and Glamberts flocked the stadium to see, arguably the biggest battle of The American Idol losers ever presented - mud wrestling! Yes that's right Clay Aiken, season 2 American Idol loser will attempt to take on the much larger Adam Lambert season 8 loser. Each contestant entered from opposite ends of the stadium, slowly descending the staircase as the crowd went wild. Adam wea...
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Funny story: Sacha Baron Cohen To Star As Clay Aiken

Sacha Baron Cohen To Star As Clay Aiken

HOLLYWOOD - Sacha Baron Cohen is definitely in the building. The twisted comic, lately seems to be getting more media attention that even Dick "The Dick" Cheney, who finally after eight years of uttering maybe 114 words as vice-president came out of...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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