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Clark Kent quits 'Daily Planet'

Funny story: Clark Kent quits 'Daily Planet'

After fifty years Clark Kent has handed in his notice at 'The Daily Planet'. The bespectacled farmers son has written a column on nature for the last thirty years but started out in the newsroom. Kent was never very lucky on the news desk and always...

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Clark Kent Can't Find Phone Booth, Oil Tanker Crashes

Funny story: Clark Kent Can't Find Phone Booth, Oil Tanker Crashes

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The California Highway Patrol and several Northern California Sheriffs' Departments tonight launched a manhunt for Clark Kent, 35, who aroused suspicions when he was seen frantically searching the streets of San Francisco's touris...

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Metropolis Daily Planet reporter, Clark Kent, detained, arrested and then deported to Mexico

Funny story: Metropolis Daily Planet reporter, Clark Kent, detained, arrested and then deported to Mexico

Tijuana, Mexico - The Daily Planet's very own, Clark Kent, has himself became the news today, as U.S. immigration officials first detained, arrested and then later deported him at the U.S./Mexican border after his name failed to come up in the ne...

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Superman evicted from his Fortress of Solitude by the Russians; applies for Section 8 government subsidized housing in Metropolis -- rejected

Funny story: Superman evicted from his Fortress of Solitude by the Russians; applies for Section 8 government subsidized housing in Metropolis -- rejected

Metropolis, Metropolis - Superman flew out to his Fortress of Solitude located somewhere in the North Pole this weekend only to find it had been discovered by a recent Russian submarine expedition claiming it on the behalf of Mother Russia. He arrive...

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Lois Lane Says She Is Having Superman's Baby

Funny story: Lois Lane Says She Is Having Superman's Baby

(Metropolis) - Newspaper reporter, Lois Lane, today reported on her own pregnancy. According to the Daily Planet, Lois is having a baby with her long time life partner, Superman, aka the Man of Steel, Clark Kent, etc.

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Superman Sectioned

Funny story: Superman Sectioned

Clark Kent, secret alter ego of Superman (shh), has been involuntarily committed under mental health law today following several complaints from his fellow co-workers at The Daily Planet.

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