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SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

Funny story: SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In a God-like pronouncement, the US Supreme Court ruled, by a 5-3 vote, that jurors are no longer allowed to deliberate in secret. Now, to prevent "prejudice" and "bias" in trials involving illegal aliens or other "protected...

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Judicial Branch Implodes over Bias Issue

Funny story: Judicial Branch Implodes over Bias Issue

Washington, DC: Hundreds of judges resigned today and more resignations are expected amid recent bias claims by U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump. At press time, seventy judges of Mexican heritage have already resigned, and other judges who...

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Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

Funny story: Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since April of 2010 has the Supreme Court issued a decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, The High Court of Scotland started this procedure back in the 1262 in order to keep an over-supply of poetic justices occupie...

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KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.

The Ku Klux Klan has made a somewhat peculiar (and not necessarily entirely sincere?) attempt to find black supporters and allies. They have stated that they prefer underground rap to mainstream gangster rap, as the following highly authentic and...

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Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In dismissing a U. S. Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) lawsuit against a drone "pilot," a federal judge has, in effect, given the okay to the non-commercial aerial transportation of goods. "They have a right to fly the friendl...

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Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Unconstitutional In Determining Sexual Orientation

Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Unconstitutional In Determining Sexual Orientation

BILLINGSGATE POST - In a 5-4 decision the Supreme Court overturned conventional sex theories held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's interjoining plumbing in the Garden of Eden and ruled sex organs unconstitutional in determining sexua...

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Clarence Thomas: "I DID NOT Have Sex With That Blow Up Doll!"

It was an irate Justice Clarence Thomas that greeted the press in his Supreme Court chambers yesterday. He shouted out his first words,"I DID NOT have sex with that blow up doll!" He then showed the journalists a large box with a picture of an adult...

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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Wants to Strip Search Teenagers

Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Wants to Strip Search Teenagers

In an 8 to 1 decision the US Supreme Court declared the strip searching of a 13 year old girl for Advil was illegal. The Only dissenter was Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who wants to see naked teenagers. "I love looking at naked teens", T...

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Supreme Court Kicks Bush In The Nads

Funny story: Supreme Court Kicks Bush In The Nads

(Washington) - Despite having loaded the Supreme Court with neo-fascists during his two terms, President George W. Bush received a hard shot to the groin today when the court voted 5-4 to allow detainees being held by the U.S. military at Guantanamo...

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